I am just going to make a shortish recap about this. I do not usually, but I feel like this is going to be good. The reason I don’t recap this show is that there are plenty of sites that spoil the winner during filming. SO IF YOU KNOW WHO ARIE PICKS, PLEASE DO NOT COMMENT HERE UNTIL AFTER THE FINALE!
Becca with the short hair addresses Tia’s discussion with Ari about her readiness for marriage. Becca with the short hair is gorgeous. Will she be the next bachelorette? She really is the fan favorite.
We are going to get right to Crystal being the crazy villain this season. Crystal says looking back she said some things she regrets. But she is rewriting history. Then she stops trying and then jokingly saying “Yeah, I was a bitch, I’m sorry.” Someone points out that she is not speaking in her weird little voice on the reunion. Crystal tries to say she lost her voice. She is so full of shit. Then she fake cries and says it was all worth it because her homeless brother saw her on the show and realized how much his family loves him and is “in the process of transitioning to live with the family.” WTF does that mean, either he came home or he didn’t.
Next, Chris talked to Sienne. She is gorgeous and smart would make a great bachelorette.
We saw a new sitcom coming out on March 27th called splitting up together. I hope it is not a half hour show, I hate half hour show. It’s an Ellen DeGeneres production (she’s not in the cast) and it looks cute. Remember when we watched scripted shows? This is one to keep your eye on. It’s on ABC.
Time for Becca with the short hair. EVERYONE loves her especially me. She says that seeing her package makes her very upset. She says she felt her character was put into questions and she felt betrayed by a girl she thought was one of her best friends and she felt a shift in Arie that night. Becca is so well-spoken and wise beyond her years. Becca has to retell the story of how she ended up listed as a missing person with her DRIVERS LICENSE PHOTO as her picture. She says she had been voted off and she wanted to get away from it all just to chill and she told her mom she was going to stay with friends (on their pot farm, lol) and there was no phone service there when she thought there would be. So she was not able to check in with her mom and she got worried and reported her missing and then she felt like she needed to get home for some reason and she was never taken off the missing person list. Chris makes her call her mom on camera to let her know where she is. That was pretty funny. Chris tells her mom that Becca is going to be on Bachelor in Paradise. I CAN’T WAIT FOR THAT. (What is wrong with me? Don’t answer that!)
Arie comes out and I am just not interested in the situation with Tia, because I am #TeamBeccaWithTheShortHair Also he gets a lot of applause when I think he is the worst bachelor since Juan Pablo.
Arie says there are a lot of things looking back that he would have done differently. Caroline, who I don’t even remember AT ALL says to Arie, “This whole time you said that you were there to find a wife, but I know what you did, and I don’t know how you could do that. I just really don’t understand. But I really hope you found what you were looking for. ” She gets really choked up saying this. I have no idea what she is talking about. He says that will play out in the weeks to come. She says you don’t need to answer that, but I need to say it. I think it has to do with telling all three girls he loves them and likely banging them all in the fantasy suite. It’s not like that hasn’t happened before.
Crystal gets to confront Arie and she asks Chris to let her do it from the couch. Crystal is still Crystal. She says she felt like their goodbye was a very cold to her. He says after looking back at the footage, he feels like that was pretty appropriate. The crowd goes wild. He feels that he probably dragged things on longer than he should have once he saw how she was in the house. They keep bleeping something out that she said on the show about him I’m guessing “pencil dick” because earlier one of the girls asked if she had actually seen his *bleep.*
The finale is next week? That is usually a three hour event. It doesn’t show up like that on my DVR. Ah it’s an hour tomorrow night for the bang card episode, and then the next Monday it’s the three hour finale. I don’t now how my DVR will allow that. Sigh. I think he might propose to one of them and get rejected. That would be awesome. Chris keeps saying nothing like this has ever happened before.
Again, a gentle reminder, NO SPOILERS PLEASE. I have no sources on this show and don’t want to know!