Okay, I am used to taking Saturdays off from recapping and completely forgot there was an episode tonight. I’m completely checking out on recapping this show, and probably won’t recap any future Celebrity Big Brother seasons that have Bravolebrities here. But this has been a fantastic season and I hope that we have many more!
Omarosa, who is playing a VERY good game, went to a great deal of trouble to put a target on Marissa before the vote to evict James. Then she told her foot soldier, Ari to vote out James. Now she has cast Marissa as the strongest player for when James leaves. It’s brilliant strategy and I almost hope she wins. She’s also been trying to convince Ross that she can’t beat anyone in final two and everyone needs to take her as the goat. Actually, the goat is Mark. He’s played a great floater game. But he’s a floater, not a strategist. With so many people who know the game in the house, and a couple of women who don’t know the game and will just vote for the girl, she’s really masterminding this game. Omarosa says she has been trying to get James out since the first competition. He was a competition beast who knew when to win and when to lose. Something that Shannon did not understand as the competition beast she was. She showed her hand very quickly.
Ross and Marissa both seem to have jumped ahead an HOH. Ross will be competing in the end for all the reasons Marissa pointed out, but it is the FINAL HOH that Ari must win. Not the upcoming one. Though she does have to survive this one as well. And she will be their number one target.
Ross and Mark both realize they have to take each other. There are too many GIRL POWER! jury members. Ari is under Omarosa’s plan and kissing her ass for getting out the biggest threat in the house, James.
They finally get to drink champagne without Brandi. Which of course means it is the requisite lost footage scene. Ross says he loved one of his favorite jobs was working at a plus sized women’s clothing store, but he got fired for shoplifting a pair of pajama bottoms. I love Ross. Marissa once worked as a bathroom attendant in the women’s room at a strip club. Oh the women’s room in strip clubs is full on lesbian porn all the time. In Atlanta, the is or most likely WAS a strip club that had both male and female strippers and the women’s bathroom … those female strippers were doing things I don’t think I’ve even seen in pornos! Um, not that I have ever watched pornos. I digress. Moving on. She said she made more money doing that than she did in her first Broadway show.
Next we get a shot of Omarosa in a red dress with some sort of Egyptian sphinx type thing on the front and it is everything. Then Ross and Ari’s love affair. Brandi of course was jealous. She’s been jealouse of Adriadna all season, so she sidled up to her.
Lots of these scenes are setting us all up to be okay with an Omarosa win. And it’s working on me. She’s incredible to watch in action. She even casually snuck the race card in there. Seamlessly.
CBB diary rooms are full of ridiculous requests/demands. God I wish Metta would have stayed. He was feeds gold. Then a montage of Brandi drinking all the alcohol. The rest of the cast was literally begging production to stop giving them alcohol so they didn’t have to deal with drunk Brandi. No one wanted to be around her. She’s a loose cannon. On the other hand, they loved Metta. He got along really well with “Russ.”
I need Mark to come clean my house. Although if I didn’t have the Internet, I might clean all day too. Mark thinks cleaning is his strategy. It could work. Cooking has worked in the past.
Finally, we address Marissa’s use of the word “like.” This drives the BB feeders INSANE.
Brandi pretends that James was somehow less of a reality star than she is. They show Brandi insulting James on Day One. I love that James started drinking white wine to limit Brandi’s intake.
We finally get the Omarosa White House Moment. She says she is going to write a book. Hell half of his people don’t even have the proper security clearance. I don’t doubt they didn’t do an NDA properly for Omarosa. I’ll buy her book. That said, she is totally delusional.
Omarosa claims she might leave the country. I call bullshit. I on the other hand am actively planning my expatriation to somewhere with health insurance.
Oh we are going to end with at least a glimpse of the HOH comp. It’s a snow comp! How the hell did Ross win an endurance comp? Omarosa knows that if Ari doesn’t win, she is leaving.
Tomorrow night it all comes to an end. I don’t read comments here anymore, but I will update in comments with any breaking new. The POV was played tonight. The feeds just came back and it looks like Marissa won veto. She won’t use it.