I am not even awake enough to write this recap. I got up to make damn sure I saw Wendy Williams this morning because my DVR has been refusing to tape the damn show. And boy is it a hot ass mess today. Wendy goes through a whole long story about “her hyper thyroid with Graves disease attached.” She says her doctor has prescribed a three week vacation. She is not making a lot of sense. In her twenty minutes of hot topics it is mostly talking about her health. She randomly throws in menopause, and other random health issues and lists some things she doesn’t have as well. She brings up the “passing out on camera” situation on the Halloween show. Everyone except for her thinks that was a stroke. She says she doesn’t have a bad back or “arthuritis.” She does the Q-tip thing with her eyes and says she doesn’t care about doing it anymore now that she is “out of the closet.”
Then when you think things can’t get any weirder, shes says she is now friends with R. Kelly who she has consistently based for all of his weird underage sex issues. She says she had some sort of late night meeting with him for two hours and they are friends now.
She randomly let’s us know she weighs 146 pounds, not 145. It’s crazy. She randomly talks about Black Chyna’s poor oral skills. In case you missed that a video was leaked yesterday and the Internet went crazy over her lack of talent in the oral arena.
Did I mentions he said she had a two-hour late night meeting with R. Kelly?
Then she says she is playing a previously recorded interview with James Brolin. It’s all crazypants this morning. She goes to break before the Pop Tropics giveaway and when she comes back she tells her crew and all of her Wendy Watchers that the she loves them and almost cries. Then goes for the tissues.
She is wearing the same clothes when the James Brolin interview plays. I have no idea what is going on. Has she left the building to check in somewhere? She gave James Brolin a ridiculous necklace that said “Bab’s Bae.” When he asked what Bae means she didn’t seem to know it stood for Before Anyone Else.
I finally saw the plastic podium in the audience. She just stood there and said, “We’ll be right back” after the Black History moment played. There was literally no reason for her to be there.
So we are no closer to knowing what the crazy eyes is wrong with Wendy Williams but she is being yanked off the air for whatever it is. At the very end of the show she says it is not the flu, it’s the thyroid and the Graves. Um, nope. Nope it is not. My guess is she is going to rehab right after the show. What do you think is going on?