Apparently there is a lot to cover on WWHL tonight so I’ve been sort of dragging my feet and looking for photos, but now I am having that, “OMG! You have got to get a post up!” feeling so I must get to it.
In the first poll half of the people said they believed that Stassi’s apology was sincere. Seriously? What is wrong with people?
Then we get a montage of Scheana talking about how great Rob is. It’s kind of sad. Then Andy plays clips of Scheana and Stassi confirming that Scheanna hooked up with Carl. Carl says it is true and Scheana was just irritated that everyone was talking about it because none of the people talking about it were there. Andy of course wants all the details and asked how many time they have hooked up. Carl stammers around a good bit before landing on the number two.
Andy asks if it will happen again and he says you will need to watch the next episode. I have this show on DVR still and can’t seem to either watch it or delete it. Today might be the day. Then he says he is just kidding about the next episode.
Next week get a very special afterschool special scene with Tom and Jax about Jax’s lack of future options. Ninety five percent of viewers think it is time for Jax to move on from SUR. They are idiots. He needs to ride this gravy train as long as he possibly can. He will never make more than minimum wage when this show ends.
Then we find out that Carl has three balls, but no girl has ever noticed. What about the guys? Sorry, I am getting ahead of things just a bit here.
We get a montage of Lala moments. Her mother is in the audience clapping like a fat kid who sees a cake. Ninety-five percent of the audience says that Lala and James should never, ever, ever get back together. Lala gives the voters a standing ovation.
On a clip of the next Vanderpump Rules James bemoans the fact that Lala has run off with a rich man. He says, “You know Ray Jay hit it first before Kanye.” And Lala points out he just admitted that he claims to be the White Kanye but he’s really the Ray Jay.
And now, the moment that Andy has been waiting for the entire episode. I am shocked he made it eighteen minutes in before bringing it up. He wants to know about a comment that Stephen made at the end of last night’s episode about Carl saying the best head he’s ever gotten was from a guy.
Carl says, “I can tell you this, Andy, I’m a straight man … very confident in my sexuality. Stephen is actually one of my first gay friends. I told him something. I didn’t really know how to communicate it to him, and I made more of a joke than I should have but I told him very private information about something happening to me when I was 22. It took me 10 years to actually come to grips and like share it with someone. I shared it with one of my gay friends, and somehow that got permeated to other people finding out, and here I am, having a conversation about it. Honestly, I felt like he betrayed my trust. You guys will have to tune in next week and see how it all unfolds, but I’m a straight guy, very confident in myself, and unfortunately crazy shit happens.”
When Andy asks a question about Faith, Lala responds with, “Who’s Faith?”
Lala says she has never seen anything that would lead her to believe that Logan and James have hooked up. Does she not have eyes in her head? She says they have a great friendship and that Logan is very much down for the cause as far as James goes. But, you know what? Whatever happens to them behind closed doors is their business. Well, apparently one thing that happens is that James physically abuses Logan.
Carl says the biggest misconception people have about him is that he is a douchebag.
A caller asks Lala what it is about James that makes her put up with all of his nonsense. She says that is a very good question and she has recently realizes there is nothing about him that is worth putting up with all of his crap.
A caller asks Carl if he thinks Stephen is interested in him romantically. He says that Carl does have a tendency to date guys that seem straight but are not out. He reminds us for the millionth time that he is straight. But the weird part of this question was Lala jumping in after the closeted comments asking if they are on the same show. Who is she referring to? James, Jax. Sandoval or Schwartz? Because those four are gayer than any PRIDE parade you’ll ever see.
Andy plays a game called Are They Older Than Jax (He’s 38)? Tedi Mellencamp is 36. Seth Rogan 35. Kim Zolciak claims to be 39. Brittany Spears is 36. Channing Tatum is 37. John Legend 39. Beyonce is 36. Melissa Gorga is 38. John Meyer is 40.
Carl feels bad for whatever douchebaggery he did to Lauren.
Lala says that at first she was suspicious of the motives of The Witches of Weho but after they gave her a chance the really do like her. Also, Katie was born in Utah like she was and they don’t breed bad people in Utah. Well, you know except for Ted Bundy, Warren Jeffs, Mark Hoffmann… I could go on here.
There was actually a lot of interesting stuff crammed into this little episode.
I would love it if you recapped Summer House! I have a really hard time following it. I can’t make sense of the relationships and I can’t understand a lot of the dialog with all of the screeching. And then the twins make it even harder to follow, although that’s been a little better this year with only one of them there for a few episodes. I would love to see more of their New York work lives so I could understand them better as people before they start yelling at each other and trashing the house. All the guys come off as d-bags, except for maybe Stephen.
Good for LaLa moving on from James. She needed someone to stand by her when she first arrived, but it’s not worth it when he’s so out of control.
HATED Carl’s mustard color shoes!
Yeah….I read this
Carl says the biggest misconception people have about him is that he is a douchebag
and then saw the shoes….
NOPE, you are a douchebag of the highest order….
*colored rather than color.
Yeah….I read this
Carl says the biggest misconception people have about him is that he is a douchebag
and then saw the shoes….
NOPE, you are a douchebag of the highest order….
Sorry about the double post.
Hey! Only one person you listed was actually born in Utah, Mark Hoffman. Having lived here most my life I can say Utah has the most stuck up, fake ass people I’ve ever met. They’ll never talk shit to your face, no that’s saved for behind your back. But for the most part people here are pretty harmless. Lots of repressed fucking weirdos though. Anyways, I feel Katie is the better representation of this state. You’d think Lala was from Harlem.
I am curious why Katie is a better representation? And why does Lala seem like she is from Harlem? Interesting comments.
Because Lala talks about coming at me and my man this and my man that. I was thinking she sounded like she was from Chicago. She is trying tonsound streetwise, she has never even walked on the street LOL
Harlem NYC and Utah are very similar lmao
Carl is an insufferable douchebag.
“clapping like a fat kid who sees cake” – brilliant. LOL. Carl does come off as a player on the show but for someone who openly loves and financially supports his mother is a good guy in my book. His father left his mom after 30+ years of marriage and his brother has drug problems with little kids. Lauren is too pushy in my book.
Lala’s mom should be embarrassed of her daughter with her filthy mouth and skanky clothing. Both she, Scheana’s mom, and Brittany’s mom are starstruck IMO.
I can’t stand Lauren!
omg the worst.
I don’t like lauren either but carl treats women he’s involved with like shit. It’s great he treats his mom well, maybe he ought to apply that respectful behavior to women in general.
She is incredibly insecure. And sorry, she’s pretty ugly.
OMG, when she asked him if he loved her? She is ridiculous.
I actually thought La la looked beautiful on WWHL
On Pump Rules – no.
what?? shes objectively a great looking girl.. they all are.