With Kyle mentioning Palihouse or whatever in her blog and the show giving it shots over three seasons for one stupid scene, production must have paid them a shit ton for advertising. Can my friends in LA tell me if it is a great restaurant or a place you have never heard of?
We start with Dorit and LVP walking down the street on a dismal NYC day. LVP is as always dressed for a board meeting and Dorit who is about to be on the cover of some magazine no one has ever heard of for her “designs” and such is in ripped sweatpants. These women never seem to look like they are dressed for the same shoot. Hilariously production has Dorit talking about how she embodies what the magazine represents while walking in the rain in tattered sweats that would be underdressed at Wal*Mart.
Kyle, Teddi and Camille all look fabulous as they luncheon. Kyle tells Teddi that it is bad luck to put your purse on the floor. Fuck. I sometimes do that at home. Teddi fills Kyle in on all the stuff from the end of the last episode. Because, bone carrier. I still love her though. Teddi is fab doncha think?
I hate how production stages things SOFA KING HARD. Teddi says if it were here she would tell LVP what she said right away. Cut to Dorit telling LVP right away and another plug for Palihouse. For the love of God the ads are so distracting at this point. And the scripted shit is BEYOND. At any rate Dorit tells LVP what she said to the girls. Sort of. But not really.
I love NYC. I could never live to the style to which I am accustomed there but I may have to just live there for a month at some point. The yellow cabs outside my hotel window make me happy as fuck. Broadway shows. Yes. I must spend a month in the city. And my imaginary gay husband is there so we could meet and he would be terribly disappointed in me in person. I am officially putting this on my bucket list of things to do once Banjo dies. My Lord aggressive dogs are a huge commitment.
I love Erika but I don’t care about this publishers meeting. Perhaps it is jealousy. I hate what Simon & Schuster has become. The published Teresa Giudice.
I hate her. PAY KAY calls and I hate him more. Apparently, Rinna’s kids were robbed of whatever was delivered from the stupid store. Is Erika really going as baby doll hooker. Kyle and LVP talk about Dorit. Kyle says that Dorit didn’t tell her what she really said. Dorit said that LVP said she was needy and attention seeking. At the party everyone is planning to come for Dorit.
I am feeling like Teddi about now. She seems bored with it all. Me too! It’s a magazine no one has ever heard of and they are acting like it is the second coming of Christ. Dorit thinks it is something spectacular. I am disappointed by Erika’s Glam Squad.
Jesus Christ how many times can they publicize on restaurant? They say it every other word!
Kyle calls out Dorit for singling her out about Erika on the trip. Erika says it is all good. But Kyle is pissed at Dorit. Kyle says that Dorit keeps going after Kyle and LVP.
Jesus Christ, the restaurant keeps being brought up. How much did they pay production! Dorit is a cunt saying bring it all down I am not one of your accountability clients. LVP s staying out of it. And Erika is on the wrong side of the argument.
LVP decides to side with Dorit? WTF? Somehow they all get on the same production bus. Kyle wants nothing to do with LVP. Dorit is a piece of shit.
Next Week: With front-row seats to New York Fashion Week, Dorit tries to get back into Lisa Vanderpump’s good graces; Kyle wants an apology from Lisa; Lisa Rinna’s daughter feels homesick; Teddi persuades Lisa Vanderpump to do the unthinkable.