Apparently today is Cynthia’s 51 birthday. So does this mean we officially stop having birthday parties for her 50th? Because we had like three hundred of them.
Seventy percent of viewers think Kim Biermann lies about her illnesses. Seventy-three percent of viewers are on Nene’s side of the issue with Kim. AND YET BRAVO WANTS TO GIVE KIM A DAMN PEACH.
I am freezing and there is no sunshine happening at all today. I don’t want to do anything today at all.
Andy asks about Cynthia’s thoughts on Peter’s new girlfriend. She says she has not met her. She is happy for Peter. She actually says that twice in case we didn’t believe her the first time. Or because she is trying to convince herself. The next caller asked when the last time was that she had a booty call with Peter. Basically she implies that Peter is really good in bed and she can’t have booty calls with him because then he would be back with her and that didn’t work the first time.
Phoebe says that her housewives tagline would be, “I’m not pulling rabbits out of hats but I am serving black girl magic!” It’s cute and Cynthia wants to use it next season.
So little happened on the show that I am going to watch the After Show just to make this post a decent length.
Cynthia says she still goes out with Will and they are friends but she is not exclusive with anyone. She is still friends with Peter but is not interested in getting back together with him. She didn’t really like when Peter came to Kandi’s party and didn’t speak to her, especially because she didn’t know he was coming. Cynthia says that Kroy driving Kim around everywhere is a bit weird. They also think that Kim not wanting to escape from the tribe of kids and Kroy every once in a while is also weird.
A caller asked which housewife they would take a dip in the lady pond with. Cynthia can’t pick Kandi and Phoebe can’t pick Cynthia. After Kandi, Cynthia says probably Eva, because she has some experience too and is really pretty. Phoebe says she would pick Eva as well. Cynthia reminds us once again she is not experienced so she would have to be on the receiving end of things.
So basically, nothing happened on this show.
Cynthia (Happy Birthday!) and Phoebe looked phenomenal. It’s very interesting how Andy and Bravo are trying to force the viewers to love Kim and Porsha. I’m not gonna go into detail but it’s a fact.
Of course Bravo wants to give Kim a peach. Ratchet network. They think nice and fun is boring and we sadly affirm that.
Much ado is made about Peter’s sexual prowess both in and out of that marriage, but I seem to recall Cynthia and him NOT having sex during a prolonged period during their marriage because she wasn’t into it. I think I recall her using some medical excuse (tough period-fibroids?). I just remember at the time it sounded like an excuse to get out of having sex with him. Now I am suppose to believe he is some hot stud muffin that she can’t do because she would fall back under his spell? Double talk Ms. Cynthia.
Cynthia had painful fibroids that made sex painful. She had surgery for it. It was all on the show.
Cynthia is full of shit.
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Projection
Why is bravo trying to force porsha and kim z on us?…
According to my sources, Kim was brought on the show to stir things up with Nene and Kenya. She did that and they are very pleased with her work.
As for Porsha, they are firmly convinced that she appears to a younger fan base and brings the younger rating up which is good for Ads.
While I was watching that boring WWHL all I could think was, can’t wait for TT to recap! 😉 how about the caller that Andy has on every damn show, the lady with the heavy southern accent who was kissing Cynthia’s ass?!?! She calls EVERY show! Is she on the payroll at Bravo?!?!
I recently posted somewhere that the WWHL people call the callers. The callers do not call in live anymore.Also they don’t let the good questions go through. A lot of people wanted to ask Stassi about her offensive comments on her podcast and they were not allowed to. Andy did make a quick reference to it, but that was not satisfactory to those who had issues with her
I don’t know if Cynthia is more gorgeous than boring. I really wish they would get rid of her.
I’m sorry but did I miss something? Doesn’t Kim have her OWN show?? Or was “Tardy For The Party” cancelled? (Oh please say it was cancelled!) Why else is she so desperate to become a peach-holder on RHOA?
Btw, it took me four tries to post this. I got the Amazon Free Gift screen twice PLUS a YouTube questionnaire twice. Neither allow me to back out and I have to close your site completely and then re-open.
Say no to Trash Box Kim. Say Porsha must Goooooooooooooo.
I cosign. Kim & Brielle treat NeeNee badly( saying she must be on something, & taking pics of bugs). Kim acts entitled and has a huge ego. Kim, Porsha, Marlo and Sheree have some weird alliance.
I think Kim may have worked something out where Kroy gets paid to drive her around and basically be her body guard. The guy isn’t working and has nothing else to do, if you don’t count raising all those foul-mouthed children, so why not? What other possible reason could there be for Kroy to sit out in the vehicle everytime Kim has to go somewhere? I could see Kim crying to Bravo that she needs a body guard to be on RHOA after Nene tried to choke her, allegedly.
While he’s out driving Kim, they have at least two full-time staff at home watching the kids. The chef Tracy works for them full-time, and they have at least one nanny who is teaching the kids Spanish. Then they also pay a salary to the oldest daughter Brielle to run errands (go to Starbucks to get their specialty coffees every morning; haul packages to FedEx to return merchandise, etc.)
Oddly, Brielle is also sometimes in the car driving Kim around, so we know she’s not home watching the kids. I wouldn’t think they would leave the high schooler alone to watch the four little ones while the three adults (Kim, Kroy, Brielle) are driving to locations.
If Kim and Kroy need money (because neither has a job right now, other than Kim being a housewife), they could stop paying three salaries to the household staff. As it is, Kim is supporting her husband, six children, and at least two full-time household employees. (She used to also have a personal shopper and various business associates to design her Kashmir packaging, scent etc.)
It is the same crew that films their show. My guess is it is the only friends Kroy is allowed to have are crew friends. Brielle tags along because she is trying desperately to get into the business.
Love Cynthia she keeps it real without being trashy.
Beekay you are the target audience of this show. Bravo’s perfect viewer who believes everything they see on the show. Like those people who watch Southern Charm and then go knock on the old carpetbagger’s door waiting to Michael to answer it.
Oh and Kim is making more money than Ne Ne right now because she is on TWO shows. In fact, DBT’s filming schedule has been moved up so that it will be done when RHOA filming starts for season 11.Then Kim will likely be fulltime on both shows making a LOT more than Nene.
I think so too!
Got Damn. The lesbian jokes are so played out. Its 2018. Some of us are gay,lesbian,transgender or bisexual. dIs it really THAT interesting? Clearly Bravo folks think being LGBT is quite the joke. And Andy leads the the laugh track. Enough already. Its tacky, insulting and retrograde.
I love Cynthia I just hope we don’t have a year of 51Cynt promos…..
Apologies for all the typos. I got caught up in the moment.
No, it is not that interesting. It’s not interesting AT ALL.
It is not unusual for those big ugly roaches to come in from outside in the south. Especially at night. Ugly ass Kim and the rest living in the South should know this ???
So in other words, Cynthia confirmed that Will has been seeing other people and agreed to be non-exclusive. God she’s such a doormat.
The Will thing was never a real relationship. It was faked for the show.
I’m a “lurker” not a “poster”. I read all your recaps and I just want to say you come across as down-to-earth and likeable. You don’t sugar-coat your life not do you come across as someone with an inflated ego. I just wanted to share how much I enjoy this site and you. #FangirlingBigTime