Apparently today is Cynthia’s 51 birthday. So does this mean we officially stop having birthday parties for her 50th? Because we had like three hundred of them.
Seventy percent of viewers think Kim Biermann lies about her illnesses. Seventy-three percent of viewers are on Nene’s side of the issue with Kim. AND YET BRAVO WANTS TO GIVE KIM A DAMN PEACH.
I am freezing and there is no sunshine happening at all today. I don’t want to do anything today at all.
Andy asks about Cynthia’s thoughts on Peter’s new girlfriend. She says she has not met her. She is happy for Peter. She actually says that twice in case we didn’t believe her the first time. Or because she is trying to convince herself. The next caller asked when the last time was that she had a booty call with Peter. Basically she implies that Peter is really good in bed and she can’t have booty calls with him because then he would be back with her and that didn’t work the first time.
Phoebe says that her housewives tagline would be, “I’m not pulling rabbits out of hats but I am serving black girl magic!” It’s cute and Cynthia wants to use it next season.
So little happened on the show that I am going to watch the After Show just to make this post a decent length.
Cynthia says she still goes out with Will and they are friends but she is not exclusive with anyone. She is still friends with Peter but is not interested in getting back together with him. She didn’t really like when Peter came to Kandi’s party and didn’t speak to her, especially because she didn’t know he was coming. Cynthia says that Kroy driving Kim around everywhere is a bit weird. They also think that Kim not wanting to escape from the tribe of kids and Kroy every once in a while is also weird.
A caller asked which housewife they would take a dip in the lady pond with. Cynthia can’t pick Kandi and Phoebe can’t pick Cynthia. After Kandi, Cynthia says probably Eva, because she has some experience too and is really pretty. Phoebe says she would pick Eva as well. Cynthia reminds us once again she is not experienced so she would have to be on the receiving end of things.
So basically, nothing happened on this show.