There sure are a lot of fires at SUR. If I recall correctly, Villa Rica used to have the same issues. Weird.
Oh and hi! It’s me Tamara filling in for Lady C who is frolicking on a beach somewhere without me. I already had to pause to find out if this “Dan” a manager at Villa Blanca was the manager that was found liable in the Bustillos Sexual Harassment case. It appears that it is not the same guy. Because SUR is closed the cast is now forced to fake work at Villa Blanca temporarily. Lisa will be supervising the restoration of SUR while the kids are away.
The entire crew is going to Big Bear to stay at Rob’s cabin there. Katie is still pissed at Stassi for storming out of her party and sticking her with a $1,500 bar bill. Stassi shows up to Kristen’s apartment where Kristen. Brittany and Katie are blinging out their scooters and bikes. Stassi fake cries and fake apologizes. She also writes Katie a check for $700. What about the other $800?
Rob’s cabin on Big Bear Lake is a really cute three bedroom house. The third bedroom has two twin beds so Jax has already said he and Britanny will be staying at a hotel. Has he never heard of pushing the beds together? Scheana describes the house and says this is more how she envisioned her life rather than her life with Shay. She utters the title line while talking about how great her life is with Rob, which also is tattooed on her forearm, “It’s all happening!”
Actually, they end up giving Jax the big bed and Ariana and Tom take the twins and actually do push them together. Tom bought a survival knife on the way there and has already nearly killed himself with it. Sandoval, Jax and James go to the liquor store. I do not think they bought nearly enough beer. Two 18 packs and a 12 pack? They must have bought quite a bit of liquor since the tab was nearly $300. I still predict they will run out.
Back at the house, Scheana goes on and on about all the manly stuff Rob does. No one cares. La La tells Raquel that she needs to make sure her man doesn’t say another derogatory thing about her man because she is nearing her breaking point with James. When talks to James, he seems to be unwilling to be kind about her man.
The witches of Weho were not invited to Big Bear. So Stassi asks Katie to go with her to see a psychic. The psychic tells Stassi she will have a baby in 2019. That is so not going to happen. She also tells her that her current relationship is not worth the trouble.
Sidenote: I feel lot of pressure to do a recap at least half as good as Lady C’s and I am not accomplishing that. So I would like to point out I may be dying. Among many symptoms I have some sort of weird skin rash happening. I’m having a new odd symptom every day, when one thing goes away something new happens.
Scheana is playing Susie Homemaker by making tacos for everyone. James is already drunk and obnoxious. James says that the Toms have started a new business and Jax is being left behind at SUR. Then Scheana says Jax is technically old enough to be Raquel’s dad. James is flirting with La La while Raquel just sits there watching it all. At least it is a girl this week.
The situation with drunk James begins to escalate. Jax and Sandoval hibernate in a bedroom to escape him. Jax says that the weird psychic yoga lady told him to remove himself from situations that make him angry or anxious so he tells us that is why he fled to Sandoval’s bedroom for alone time. Jax keeps talking about his age and how he can’t party like he used to and recover. Sandoval is worried that Jax is feeling left behind. Jax thinks he might be a bartender forever.
Scheana and Rob go to bed. James continues to antagonize everyone. The couples go to bed and James and La La continue to argue. Loudly. James goes outside and Raquel tries to calm James down. She also points out that if she was rolling around on a couch with a guy friend in front of him he would not tolerate it.
James and La La try to work it out but things get very loud and escalated again. Meanwhile Jax is telling Brittany he is in a very fragile state and can’t take all the screaming.
This episode did not have enough Kristen. And I apologize for it being so boring. I miss Lady C. I think I am doing next week’s Vanderpump Rules as well. I will try not to work myself so hard next Monday so I won’t be so damn exhausted.