So with Camille Grammer sending traffic my way to see my “nasty comments” about her, I have throngs of Camille fans at my site looking for nastiness that doesn’t exist. I mean, there is plenty of nastiness here, just not about Camille since her glorious return to RHOBH. When something that fantastic happens to drive ratings, I have a moment to go the Publix and feed the dog and prepare for primetime.
So of course on my five-minute car ride to Publix, breaking news comes over the radio that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have separated! I raced through the aisles and came on an fed the dog and then jumped right back to work to bring you the news! Here is the official PR…
“In an effort to reduce any further speculation, we have decided to announce our separation. This decision was mutual and lovingly made at the end of last year. We are two best friends who have decided to part ways as a couple, but look forward to continuing our cherished friendship,” the couple said in a joint statement to Tamara Tattles* “Normally we would do this privately, but given that the gossip industry cannot resist an opportunity to speculate and invent, we wanted to convey the truth directly. Whatever else is printed about us that is not directly from us, is someone else’s fictional narrative. Above all, we are determined to maintain the deep respect and love that we have for one another.”
Jennifer and Justin were married in what was supposed to be a super secret marriage in August of 2015. I believe they actually dated longer than they were married.
While Jennifer and Justin want us to believe that they just magically grew apart, CNN reminded us of an article that came in Architectural Digest just last month which quoted Jennifer as saying…
“There was a time when I thought there was something romantic about picking up and trotting off somewhere different every three months. Now I’m becoming more particular about the projects I take,” she told the magazine. “I look around at my husband and my dogs and our home, and there’s nowhere else I want to be.”
As they say, were you lying then, or are you lying now, Jennifer! So come on, you guys know we are all THINKING IT! COULD IT BE? I mean, he is single… #TeamAniston
*Jennifer and Justin in fact did not send me the press release. I just like making fun of sites who pretend like they get their press releases in some special way. Because, see, a press release is issued to the press.