Jake is on Kinky Boots on Broadway and was the lead singer of Scissor Sisters and is a huge Pump Rules fan. So we start with Jake singing the theme song of Vanderpump Rules on a podcast. It was very emo.
Then we see Kevin Lee’s ridiculous apology to Katie who is in the audience. No one seems to know why Tom Sandoval was in a kilt during the scene where Jax came to his apartment. Um, easy access. Duh! Then we voted that Sandoval carrying a dog in a baby wrap was NOT hot.
Stassi confirms that Scheana and Carl from Summer House hooked up, just like Kristen said. I have several episodes of Summer House on my DVR. Should I watch them? I don’t really have much time right now with all the shows to recap plus Big Brother plus occasionally trying to peek at the Olympics. Wait, that watermelon scene does seem like must see TV.
Everyone is on Katie and Kristen’s side regarding the big blowup Stassi had at her own party. She blames the booze (and the adderall) and says she is emrassed by her behavior. Then we see Kristen essentially predicting the breakup of Stassi and Patrick. Stassi and Jake both agree Kristen was right.
Jake things that James has always had a little sugar in his tank and he did seem to lead Logan on a bit. He calls James a Shadow Lounge queen which apparently was one of LVP’s bars in London. Stassi denies that pasta is about anything other than pasta, yet no one believes her.
According to Stassi’s white dress it is very cold in her studio. Her nipples are perfectly lined up. #Jealous Stassi says she is in a relationship right now. He does not work at SUR. Kristen and Katie introduced them.
Andy Cohen of all people gives Stassi a lecture about thinking before she speaks on her Podcast since she is always saying things that get her in hot water there. As if he has room to talk. She says she is learning the hard way. That is after she doubled down on all her stupidity at first.
Stassi and Jake both think that Jax has cheated on Brittany more than once.
The game was even stupider than usual. Jake doesn’t know how to describe food.
Andy gives the Mazel to the ridiculous portraits of the Obamas that were unveiled yesterday. WTF is up with that?