So I went out tonight to get my Fat Tuesday on and ate something that didn’t agree with me. As I was paying the tab, my heart was a bit racy, then on the short car ride home I had some heartburn? acid reflux? That sent me into a coughing fit. The second I opened the door, I dashed to the rest room and got sick and now I feel better but a bit wonky. So I am going to make this one quicker and shorter than usual and then lie down for a bit. Apologies.
Meanwhile, back at Teddi’s gorgeous beach house, Dorit is pissed Kyle took Erika’s room after she went home early with menstrual cramps. Dorit doesn’t seem to understand that she is at the bottom of the pecking order. LVP mocks Erika in a talking head for using cramps as a reason to go home. I think it is a perfectly acceptable reason. Especially if it is true. Ah, it seems that what she did was check herself into a hotel. I can see why they might have an issue with that, however, Teddi did tell them that there was a hotel nearby if they needed I higher level of luxury for the night. She’s rich, so more power to her, I say.
Kyle tells Erika she missed a good time they all stayed up to the wee hours of the morning and got drunk and danced on tables. I’m sure Erika is heartbroken to have missed that. She’s really not much of on camera drinking. Dorit tells us that everyone was talking about Erika after she left. That is to be expected. So we get footage of Teddi being a bit offended that she went to a hotel. A trainer comes to work out with the ladies. Dorit and Erika opt out of the workout. Instead, Dorit tells Erika that Kyle and Teddi were made that she left. Erika confronts them both before they’ve even caught their breath from the workout Kyle says she wasn’t mad, she just wished she would have stayed. Teddi said she wasn’t mad, she just thought it was weird that she would come and pick a room and then leave at the last minute. Erika seems a little more pressed with both of them than I would have expected.
Camille jumps in and asks Dorit why she is being such a tattle tale to Erika. Erika goes into room to pout. This must be in the script because this is not Erika behavior. Maybe it’s PMS. Dorit calls Camille silly, she says she doesn’t think it is silly. She reminds Dorit that she called her a cunt. Dorit asks if we are going to go over that again. Camille says Dorit is a shit stirrer. Erika feels embarrassed that her period is a storyline. She’s snippy and teary. Now everything is awkward. Thanks, Dorit. Now Teddi is emotional. Teddi suggest that they just call it a day. She thanks everyone for coming and goes to her room. Way to go, Dorit.
On the ride home, Kyle wants to know why Dorit threw Kyle and Teddi under the bus. Dorit can’t really defend herself.
Next we see Rinna of the set of The Middle. I believe I just read that show was cancelled. I’d never heard of it. Apparently, it’s been on for nine years.
Oh yay! We get a Tom and Erika scene at their gorgeous home! This is what I watch for! Tom only drinks his coffee out of a super tall styrofoam cup. You can tell that with glass gate happening this season, she feels the need to remind us of that. Oh by the way. I was served champagne in a wine glass at dinner tonight and cracked up about it. Quelle Horreur! I was more concerned by the stingy pour. Erika’s book is being published by Simon & Schuster. I remember when that used to mean something, back before they published Teresa Giudice’s books.
Everyone is going to NYC for NYFW and some of the women have parties, Camille and Rinna’s girls are all walking in shows, Erika has a meeting with her editor, there is a lot going on. Teddi comes to Kyle for help with what to wear to her store party in NYC and what to wear to the day of fashion shows. Kyle is super sweet to Teddi. They bond over Dorit’s trouble-making behavior. I love Kyle and Teddi together.
When we get to NYC, Rinna makes it clear her kids are paying for their own apartment and doing all of the decorating themselves. We also get a Jonathan Adler infomercial. This was ridiculous when RHONY or whoever did it and is equally ridiculous now. People who pay hundreds of dollars for large prescription pills to decorate their home with should all die in a fire.
I missed what hotel they checked into but I was not a fan of the room. LVP always manages to make even the most sparkly top look frumpy. I’m not trying to be mean, it’s just something I’ve noticed.
We get lots of flashbacks to the girls living in NYC in the 80s and 90s.
I hate seeing Kyle buying jewelry now that I know it was all stolen. Meanwhile everyone except for Kyle and LVP are together for drinks and apps. So of course all the other ladies talk about LVP and Kyle. And by all the other ladies, I mean Dorit. Dorit told the story of LVP bouncing from her luncheon with Kyle and Dorit and racing off in her Bentley. Erika tells us what we already know in her talking head on the subject. LVP loves that Kyle and Dorit are vying for her affection.
Dorit goes on and on talking about how LVP and Kyle had a bit of a dustup at the luncheon. Of course in Dorit’s telling she is simply an innocent bystander in all of it and not the one stirring the shit.
Then Dorit tells Rinna about Erika not feeling well and fleeing to a hotel for the night on the beach trip. Dorit starts exaggerating what Kyle said about Erika leaving. Teddi reiterates that all she said was Erika leaving after she had picked a room and unpacked was weird. Rinna tells us that how the women responded to it is the weird part. Erika says, “Erika is going to do what Erika wants to do until the fucking day she dies.” Rinna says, “That’s fucking right.” Teddi looks a bit frightened by the whole situation and is probably desperately wishing Kyle was there.
Somehow we go back to Dorit talking about her friendship with LVP she seems to be trying to makeup some private comment LVP made to her as she goes along. She basically comes up with that LVP said that sometimes in group settings LVP feels left out by Dorit when she is talking to others. This sounds NOTHING like LVP to me and Erika seems to realize Dorit is lying right away. Dorit just keeps talking and talking and talking about LVP. Teddi has a talking head telling her to STFU. Sadly, she just keeps on rambling. Dorit says that LVP was jealous that she was talking to Kyle. Everyone with a brain at this table knows that Dorit is full of shit. So Rinna asks if she has said any of this to LVP. She says that she hasn’t but she absolutely would.
Next week: Erika and her co-author meet with their publisher. Rinna’s daughter books Dolce & Gabana, Kyle tells LVP Dorit said she was jealous and immature and needy. Oh goodie! Perhaps this will be the nail in Dorit’s diamond! Kyle has her own argument with Dorit.
Sorry you’re not feeling well TT. Great recap. Get some much needed rest.
Feel better rest heals
Gah! Dorit needs to go.
Please let this be the nail for Dorit, take that birches diamond and smack the fucker with a hammer.
Well said…..
Hysterical!! That would be awesome 🙂 🙂
Just when I think I couldn’t dislike Dorit more, we have another episode. I am with Teddi — Dorit needs to STFU. Seriously. I am so sick of the focus on Dorit, and her voice and exaggerated facial expressions are like nails on a chalkboard. What a self-absorbed bitch. I hope all of her desperate efforts to be center of attention somehow comes back to bite her in the ass.
Dorit continues to try to hard to be relevant, which continues to so how irrelevant she really is. Last weeks episode was hysterical when PK broke the “birthday gift”. I was recently at Pier 39 in San Francisco, those statues are 399.00 not 1500.00 (well at least there)
Holy shit, Dorit’s tits in that picture – horrible. They look like melons bolted onto her chest. Hope you feel better soon TT!
She clearly loves them as she always has them stuffed into a too small, too low top of some sort. Blech.
A bad boob job to be sure. Yet it could be rectified if she just wore the correct size of top that didn’t squeeze them and shove them up in strange globes that look like bolt-ons. Very unattractive and screams boob job out to the world.
Bolt-on Boobs- classic!
Glad you said something. I noticed in the green birthday dress they look pretty weird.
So glad that someone else noticed this. Her boobs like like they are separate from the rest of her body. They just sit there like water balloons.
It looks painful.
I have trouble with her boobs. I’ve never seen anything like them. And how does she not get annoyed at them bouncing up and down when she’s making her annoying hand gestures? Geez… I don’t like that woman. Other boobs.
Dorit is working it to ensure she gets rehired. She obviously needs the cash. She’s the poorest, with a rental and a husband with questionable finances. And she has the least attractive husband. No wonder she’s a bitch.
Lol…. I love this forum the recaps and comments make me laugh and I must admit I recap what TT says to my boyfriend..
I was thinking the same thing. However she just comes across as a liar and a total twit.
I was looking at PK while he was sitting in the living room with all the parents. He had on a T-Shirt with his belly protruding and was unshaven. He was so damn unattractive I thought, “Why the hell would she pick him?”. Hmm.
Agree, but then again why would he pick her? I guess they are meant to be together because both are vile people…..
Not only the cash but to seem like a “somebody”, she tries too hard to seem like she has it all.
Poor Erika, she’s already mentioned a thousand times that she has trouble relating to women and then when she’d like a little privacy, Dorit has to go and make a huge deal of it. Again! I don’t know how many bathrooms there are at Teddi’s beach house, but I can understand if it was the period from hell that it would be awkward to be the bathroom over and over while everyone else is noticing. I get diarrhea with mine, so that would be really embarrassing with everyone hanging out at the house for the day. I love that Erika keeps trying to pin Dorit down on what Kyle said… she knows that Dorit is exaggerating to blow things up.
I hope you feel much better soon, Tamara! Thanks for the recap even while you weren’t feeling well. You are too good to us.
Kara!
Thank you!!! I was beginning to feel like a freak, because when I’ve had them really bad (sometimes same as you, with puking on top of it!) I don’t want to be touched, I don’t want to be around anyone. I’m a loud, hard puker.
I would also be so scared that I would get sick or bleed or something all over that nice beach house or the bedroom. It would just be easier in a hotel.
On Twitter, some people are being really mean and saying they don’t believe Erika was even on her period because she is too old or because she was in white.
They just don’t fucking get it – and don’t understand menopause. Erika is only 46! Same age as me, and when I am good about my thyroid meds, it is as frequent, regular, and as heavy as ever! (The one good thing about being hypothyroid was that I was more like what my friend’s experienced.
Wow. I can’t believe that Twitter folks think Erika is too old to still have periods. That’s laughable. I’m 45 and no end in sight. My mom was 59 when she went through menopause.
Dorit SUCKS. I’m so over the $30,000 millionaires on the RH shows. I get the feeling that Boy George is PK’s only client. I’m just waiting for the inevitable report that PK and Dorit have filed for bankruptcy.
Amanda, PK filed for bankruptcy in London in March 2012. In a related bankruptcy proceeding in the US before Judge James Peck, Peck wrote “Mr Kemsley is a bankrupt who does not live like one.” Maybe PK has squirreled away some cash from flipping inflated properties in the UK for Russian billionaires. One of PK’s disgruntled investors reportedly claimed that PK (allegedly) made his fortune as a money launderer for Russian oligarchs who parked their money in real estate in the UK.
Wow, Conveidt! Thanks! Obviously, I’m not surprised. There’s a ton of $$$ in real-estate deals for Russian oligarchs parking their $$$ in the UK. One wonders where that fortune went, if it in fact ever existed.
Women can be so nasty. I remember Brandy calling all the women, “menopause mama’s” I’d always think, You’re gonna be there in a few short years my dear-it’s not like you can avoid it. She thought it was this incredible insult too. She was such an immature asshole. I think the only one who’s gone through menopause is LVP. I’m sure the other women would take hormones to delay onset.
When I used to get my period I’d rarely wear white. I was always pretty light but just in case…it’s not a good look!
I am so glad I got spayed! Every month was HELL! To me, the fact that Erika shed tears over the situation is proof she had her period.
I’ve had bad cycles since my 20s rounding into menapause hopefully . But I’ve been so bad. I can’t leave the house. Or when I have standing in line in a dress when it starts. Clean up and bio in isle 2.
Heavy cycles suck. I also get wicked preausure headaches and heat in the summer double the head pain puking etc. Stayed at a friends house during the summer at the ocean wound up in the ER in shock from loss of blood puking and other things. It was horrible.
Twitter trolls can kiss it, if they’ve never lived it!!!
Omg I love that we are talking about this. I would never want to be at someone else’s house during the first couple of days either. I want a heating pad and binge watch criminal minds on TV
Just wanted to say I have been binge watching Criminal Minds lately. I’m up to season 10 now with Jennifer Love Hewitt
That sounds terrible! Yikes! They generally get better as you get older so hang in there!
Agreed, while it would’ve seemed weird to take a room and unpack, then leave, hearing Erika’s explanation I would’ve understood her discomfort. When people don’t feel well, sometimes they don’t want to be in situations like being someone’s houseguest in close quarters with others. I have lots of stomach issues that are unpredictable and I avoid staying in friend’s homes because of it, I would much rather get myself a room and have a private bathroom, and peace of mind that should I not feel well I’m not imposing on anyone or their space.
I get erika being embarrassed, she snips when she’s like that, like when PK said he could see her undies and all the ladies made it such a big deal. I felt for her, but also for Teddi when erika recoiled from her touch. She was just trying to console her.
I think erika and teddi ultimately handled it well. Dorit should’ve kept her bitchy mouth shut, nothing was as she described it, nobody was “mad”. they just discussed that it was odd, and had they STFU and found out why the next day, it would’ve made more sense. All that drama for nothing.
Dorit needs a fking muzzle already.
or rather, when PK said she wasn’t wearing any undies, undiegate. how could i forget? lol
Read Teddi’s blog to understand why she felt it was weird the way Erica handled it. It was the secretive way she planned her exit from the beginning yet never communicated with Teddi about it. Insightful blog about how it went down behind the scenes.
I will check it out 🙂
Just to throw a conspiracy theory out there.. perhaps none of these women actually spent the night at Teddi’s. They could have just filmed then headed back to the same hotel a second Erika. However, once Erika left early production/the other women came up with this “Teddi was offended Erika left early storyline”.
This would explain why Erika was so upset and shocked the next morning…
Just a thought
But who wears white pants if their period and side effects are that bad? That’s what I find hard to believe. I think Erika didn’t want anyone to see her without make-up & glam squad.
I’m pretty sure Erika’s appeared multiple times on camera without makeup.
No Way!! That natural look she sports takes a lot of makeup! She DOES have beautiful skin but this is high def TV and every pore is visible.
I love Erika and most of her looks but I’m a bit baffled by what she was thinking for her talking head interviews. She looks like the Bad Witch of the West. For some reason, I think that might have been the look she was shooting for. Maybe she talked about it on WWHL on a visit?
I couldn’t do it, but sometimes the bad periods don’t have to do with it being heavy, just cramps, nausea, headache. If she was using major tampons or pads, she could have handled the white pants with frequent trips to the bathroom to check.
I’m not a fan of Erika but I totally get it. When it’s that heavy it’s horrible., sometimes uncontrollable. I wish this wasn’t a story line. This season sucks
P.S. I want to give Teddi a hug and kick Ericka in her cramps. ?
Me too. I’m not fond of Ericka. She believes all the bull that her “gays” are telling her. Get over yourself; you are a pre-menopausal woman prancing around gay men who are really only their to see your half naked male dancers. Her husband bought her a career but she doesn’t see it that way.
That’s just mean. Something that an ex foul mouth housewife might say, not cool. Not a huge Erica fan either but come on. Too much.
I agree. She works hard and good for her that she has her own thing. Tom works so much and if she just sat at home thinking about wasted dreams her marriage would have failed. I’m 49 and wish I looked like her lol
The whole closet scenes with her gay staff where they talk about the clothes like they are people (she wants to go the vegas-she is not ready to be worn). I can’t!
The latest scene where she is packing for NY and she pulls out the pink dress number and says “we want to wear this”. Who the fuck is the we??? Is Mikey going to squeeze into that outfit with her? GTFO Erica.
I used to work for Ralph Lauren in NYC and that’s where I first heard dresses referred to as “she”. I initially thought it was odd, but it’s fashion industry lingo.
I agree with you, Ktina.
Wow, pretty nasty. Also why bring up, “pre-menopausal? WTF does that have to do with anything. Whenever anybody is that invested in disliking one of these women, I always wonder if they have a life.
Did you read Teddi’s blog about how Erica’s departure went down? She never gave her host a clue about anything. Never said a word about periods, hotels, etc. just planned the getaway and left. That was weird.
Ice Queen justifies her strange behavior with a menstrual cycle and I am supposed to give her a pass. She was with a group of WOMEN who are supposed to be her friends. You talk to your woman friend about menstruation. Christ on a cracker, we are talking amongst ourselves here about it and we don’t even know each other. yet she doesn’t talk to her host about leaving and why. Shady business.
I don’t talk to friends about menstrual cramps….
Either way Erika said on camera, last week, that she was having the worst period ever.
I would rarely talk to friends about my period. I started menopause last year and told two people. Just because YOU feel comfortable talking about something, doesn’t mean it’s odd that someone else does not. That’s incredibly self-centered thinking. Get over yourself.
I simply cannot stand Dorit this season! To think that I was a fan of her last season! She is now so pretentious and tries incredibly too hard! Not at all genuine. Disappointing. And though I like Ericas style she is boring. Truly Boring. Im over the ”I’m cold as ice I don’t care” persona. 8 seasons in and LVP and Kyle are the ones I still enjoy the most. I like Teddy so far, sadly she’s too normal to last i think. we also got a glimpse of old camille back tonight when she confronted Dorit and i LOVED IT lol Cant wait for next weeks episode!
SEASON 1 CAMILLE! SEASON 1 CAMILLE! Let’s call people OUT! ???
I am liking Camille again.
Ditto. Loved the tattle tale comment and brushing her off in the hallway while reminding her of her cunt comment. Go Camille.
So glad you brought up Camille. She stole that scene. Love her this season. Dorit, stay out of Camille’s reach and don’t count on Lisa Rinna coming to your defense. She won’t.
I thought that Erika way overplayed her hand and the comment about doing what she wants was very revealing to me and tacky, too. I have never been an Erika fan and still am not.
Erika has a tough exterior but inside she’s a lot more sensitive then she lets on. I suspect she went through a lot of crap with jealous women after she married Tom. At the level Tom operates, the legal profession is a small world and women aren’t kind to newcomers-especially one that’s beautiful and 35 years younger than most of them. I’m sure she had to learn (and fast) to build up an outer shell or they’d eat her alive.
When she says “We” I never take it as the “Royal we”. It has more to do with her look being a collaborative effort.
Title should have been much ado about nothing. Yawn. Dorit is a lot like Trump, inability to tell the truth, a master exaggerater and never knows when to shut up.
Are we supposed to be pretending that production/editing/scripting is not playing Dorit as the shit-stirrer, just as is done with at least one lady, every season, in every other franchise? Overly obvious with this one.
Also pretending that no one is ever going to find out what the other ones said as if it’s not all on film? I don’t think I can play make believe with these shows anymore. Dorit is prompted to stir (maybe it’ll be Rinna’s turn again next time), the other ladies were always going to end up seeing the LVP dinner walk out and the Kyle hatin’ on Erika footage, tattling or no. BFD.
But it’s super sweet when the real footage proves Dorit to be the liar/manipulator that she is. She totally embellishes every story and out-and-out lies too.
I can understand why Erika went to the hotel with the period from hell. It is a very private thing and sometimes you want to scream out in pain, or even throw up. And I felt sorry for Erika because she has always felt ganged up on by women. And truthfully, Teddi’s “I have to say what I feel” routine is starting to get just as annoying as Dorit who at this point is comedic. Erika is weird? Well maybe Teddi is a bit weird. I loved seeing Erika and Tom together. He loves her so much. And she needs that. He truly gets her. Finally – I am so jealous of everyone’s luggage and am feeling poor – especially LVP’s pink velvet Chanels.
I can’t believe Teddi CRIED because Erika did not want to be touched. I like Teddi a LOT but that fucking pissed me off.
I’m sorry – women have agency over their own bodies, even with OTHER WOMEN. Waaa waaa why won’t you let me comfort you in a way that makes ME feel better, even if it makes you uncomfortable as fuck!!!
Teddi was completely out of her comfort zone with these women in her house. She was very nervous about every little thing because it had been proven to her that she had to be or Dorit would have a fit. I’d bet she slept very little the night before and was just over it. While it did seem like a bit much at the time, I think I understand why Teddi shed a couple of tears.
I was kind of impressed that Teddi essentially tossed them out. They all behaved badly.
I did think Teddi was ultra sensitive to Erika going to the hotel (to stay with her assistant — she brought an assistant?). But I felt terrible when Erika explained that she didn’t want to bleed all over Teddi’s linens/bed (TMI) — such an awful feeling and how embarrassing for Erika if that did happen and to have to explain. I totally understand her going to the hotel and think it got blown entirely out of proportion. Women should be sensitive to these things. And for someone in perimenopause like Erika, these monthly things can be worse than ever.
Agree.
Clarifying that I am agreeing with justanother mary’s comment about Teddi being out of her comfort zone.
Oh, that kind of makes sense. I can like Teddi again.
Oh, and I do realize that Teddi wasn’t there last year when Erika’s body was the topic of conversation for weeks. I know we saw it, and she could have watched the show too – but that was what was condensed down to an hour… I’m sure it was unrelenting and constant with Dorit and PK having the conversations constantly.
I agree with you about Erika wanting to go to a hotel, she doesn’t feel well and under these circumstances I wouldn’t want to put up with all the senseless BS
Dorit’s eyes were at Ramona levels during that last scene. Wow.
I think so too Lisa Pump is not going to like her friend talking behind her back,it will hurt her or make her angry.Lisa Pump has Ken she don’t need that . lol
Dorit is too confident but Lisa needs a storyline ,most of her fans could careless if she has a storyline..
That has to be why Teddy is saying Dorit shut up. Rinna thinks it will po Lisa Pump off.
Will this be Dorit’s last season ?
I can only hope it’s Dorit’s last season.
My good ole Camille came back with the “tattle tailing” comment to Dorit, along with not letting Dorit brush her off. She said what every damn one of those women were thinking and didn’t back down from Dorit. A fine and entertaining moment for me.
Loved Kyle outfit that she wore in NY to her store. Those bell bottom pants rocked! Made her look slim and taller for once.
Loved the looks Camille and Teddi were giving to Dorit during her trash talking gossiping, droning on and on during their dinner. They were so fucking over her.
Why is Erika up Dorit’s ass?? Thought she was a savvy girl. What the hell is her agenda aligning with that twit? You know she doesn’t really like her. Did she pull the short straw for who had to be her friend this year?
Dorit is going to get her ass handed her eventually (I hope). Why hasn’t it happened by now so I don’t have to listen to her anymore? She reminds of a girl in our high school group who was very talented at getting you to open up when you were with her one on one, and then running to the other girls in the group when you weren’t around and trash talking you and telling them everything you said about yourself or anyone else, greatly exaggerating, embellishing, or downright lying about what you said. I hated that bitch and dumped her as a friend after a big fight at a kegger party one night and pushing her down to the ground and getting into an old-fashioned hair pulling fight. Only time in my life I ever put my hands on another person. Dorit makes me want to do worse.
LOVE everything you wrote. AMEN sister!!!!
You were besties with my SIL? LOL. The only positive thing about having people like that in your life, is that you learn very quickly who the sick phony narcissists are, and are able to not allow yourself to be manipulated by them. Dorit is textbook delusional and I have loathed her since her debut. They think they’re so smart yet can never realize how ridiculous the really are.
Dorit is intellectually out of her league with this group.
Speaking of intellectuals, I’d watch a show just about Tom.
Loved your intellectual comments.
Dorit isnplaying a game of chess where she’s failing at making people her pawns to become the next Queen of RHOBH! Next week she’s in deep shit with Kyle and LVP. Dorit is a grifter and social climbing User!
I can’t take anymore of Erika’s closet scenes! Her saying “we want to wear that”. Talking about ourfits like they’re people. Ridiculous. Who the f**k is we? Is Mikey going to squeeze into those outfits with her? And that GUCCI t-shirt to fashion week? Really? It’s something a tourist would wear.
I think you need to take a xanax… the t-shirt was probably for an airport/casual day look
LOL your comment made me laugh.
I took two Xanax just to watch Erica’s ridiculous closet scenes where she refers to her clothes as people.
No one in NY during fashion week wears a stupid logo t-shirt. It is the time to shine.
Yeah, Erika needs help figuring out how to shine.
I like Erika Girardi, but I feel like Erika Jayne is becoming a caricature of herself. Agree with the glam squad and closet scenes. That said, I’m almost certain her stylist guy worked for and was featured on another show before RHOBH. Am I way behind on this?
So glad to see Camille confront Dorit. It’s about time somebody did. She just gets worse every week. Hopefully LVP will see the light after this week. Would love to see her take Dorit out. Please, please, Bravo, let Dorit go and bring back Camille. This is getting ridiculous.
Don’t be RIDICULOUS! in my Dorit voice. That’s one of her favorite words, when in fact, she is the totally ridiculous one.
Meant to tell TT thanks for writing this tonight and I hope you get some rest. Feel better.
So Dorit is just off meds or something if she is actually buying her iwn crap! I’ve not seen this much shit stirring since Vickie and tamera were. Friends or Jill Zarrin. (Rip bobby). Or even scary island with bensimone(sp).
She is a loon and so full of her own crap!!
I am glad Kyle and LVP are not getting sucked in and a teddy has her own voice. Lets hope crazy doesn’t try to silence it. I’m also not like deranged (dorrit) talking head shirt. But I hate turtlenecks lol. And that’s all I see.
Also do you think lvp really had a “fake” fur or do you think it was a real one from the 60’s 70s when they were “in”.
I also feel bad for Kyle after the robery .
Love the way Camille stands up to Dorit and doesn’t let her get away with her over-the-top B/S. Refreshing! Camille isn’t rude, but she tells the truth as she (and the rest of the world) sees it.
I can completely understand why Erika would want her own space, along with peace and quiet, if she was suffering from bad menstrual pain. Lisa V.’s comment minimizing it was thoughtless – there are cramps and then there are CRAMPS! Regular cramps are a nuisance, but bearable, but CRAMPS are like a poker from hell raking the insides of your uterus. The only thing you can do with those is to go to a quiet, dark bedroom, take some heavy-duty pain relievers, put a heating pad on your stomach, and pray for them to end. Plus you’re constantly running to the bathroom to keep yourself properly protected and fresh (sorry, TMI) and you just can’t do that comfortably in someone else’s home. It’s like a bad back pain, there are simple aches and then there is bone-grinding, agonizing agony. No comparison.
Enjoyed this episode with the ladies reminiscing about their early years in NYC. Really enjoyed it.
P.S. I liked seeing Erika and Tom together. It’s obvious they have great respect for each other, Hope he’s recovering well from his injured ankle.
Dorit’s boobs look like they hurt – so high and hard and round. Wish she’d cover them up more.
LOL. Yes, they’re way too high and does look like they hurt.
I just can’t with Dorit! ?
Then she should have stayed home and begged off as not feeling well. She put it out there for comments.
Not all women experience CRAMPS. Until my 50’s I never knew how painful it could be. I always kind of scoffed at friends having a rough time because I may have felt a little “off” but nothing that would keep me from doing whatever I wanted. NOW I’m paying the price for it.
YES.
LVP’s comment about “I am a woman, I know” was so fucking dismissive of really anyone who has had a bad cycle.
A friend of mine probably had 10 hours of active labor TOTAL with 3 kids. No stitches, no problem. Just because she’s had 3 kids doesn’t mean she can understand the pain another friend of ours went through with 16 hours of hard labor with her one, and who ended up with a MAJOR tear (and infection afterwards). Or my cousin who after a day finally had a doctor admit she needed a c-section (baby came out 11 lbs… no shit she needed a c-section!)
We really do not need to know about the ins and outs of everyone you know’s menstrual issues or birthing processes.
OMG, thank you TT!
I still liked Dorit for most of this season, but she is getting annoying and ridiculous. I was surprised by Erikas reaction to some pretty mellow gossip. Kyle was right in her talking head, everyone talks a little shit about a friend now and again. Dorit was purposely trying to start a fight. I have a feeling since LVP doesn’t really like Kyle that Dorit will turn it around on her next episode. It will end up Kyles fault.
I’m so happy Camille is back. I predict Bravo won’t be getting rid of Dorit any time soon. She’s a weasel. And Bravo loves their weasels and felons. Plus the number of viewers who can’t stand her are plentiful. Social media postings about her are all over the place. And to Bravo, there’s no such thing as bad press. If she wants to be head housewife doesn’t she have to get her knees dirty? Maybe they are and that’s why she’s still around! We may never know because we never see her knees only her oversized melons.
100% Dorit is on something, Rinna is right about that.
damn right!!! it’s so freaking obvious at this point. rinna has a gift for smelling a rat, she just sucks at delivering the message.
Rinna is too darn agreeable this season. Her best behavior shtick is BORING. I’ve seen enough of her girls and that seems like her whole storyline.
Adderal and alcohol.
I cannot wait for next week’s episode. There’s nothing better than when Kyle gets mad, & while it’s infrequent, bitches better scatter when it happens. “Pick a lane Lisa, PICKALANE…”
Luv it – PICKALANE!!! ??
Omg I got so sick to my stomach on Tuesday night and felt awful all day Wednesday but woke up fine even drank coffee today, Thursday. So odd you had something similar. I catch the reruns of this but Dorit gets on my nerves. Thanks for the recap.
Isn’t today Wednesday?
I can’t believe I’m the only one that noticed LVP’s giant FUPA camel toe. After their morning workout the camera caught her lower half leaning back and there it was. She will be Hell-a pissed when she sees that. Teddi explained the Erika sneaking out to go to a hotel situation pretty clearly on her blog. It was the secrecy, and Erika not being open about it that was definitely weird- not the actual going to a hotel.
Showing up the next morning with hair and makeup done by the glam goons makes Erika look incredibly vain.
Wish we had an upvote button here. Totally agree Julie.
Last month during interviews Kyly and LVP have said that Dorit was good on the show. Kyle and Lisa Vanderpump don’t think like real housewives. They both think like producers. LVP and Kely don’t want Dorit fired. They know they need her to be the Brandi that everyone hated on #RHOBH
After reading Teddi’s blog on how the whole periodgate went down, I totally understand now why she thinks it was weird. It was the way Erica went about it.
1. She told everyone but her host about her issue so Teddi was blindsided there.
2. She had her assistant book a hotel room early in the evening, but said nothing to her host. Her intention from the beginning was to leave but why be so secretive with her host and claim a room she had no intention of using.
3. She asked Teddi to buss her assistant in through the security point when she was ready to leave yet CONTINUED to say nothing to Teddi about leaving. Teddi assumed the assistant was bringing Erica something.
4. She leaves with all her packed and ready luggage when the assistant shows up and still did not tell Teddi she was leaving and/or why.
That was weird.
*buzz.
I agree. Erika is a bore with her granny track suits too.
Yes! The granny track suits are bad, and not in a good way!
Has anyone else noticed that Erika seems bored and when people are getting advice from someone, Erika seems to interrupt or answer for the person who is supposed to know the answer.
The past few episodes I’ve noticed more so, and she just seems without her Erika Jayne life, she isn’t as happy, or enjoying the show.
Xanax, Glad you posted this, I was going to but you did a much better job. I 100% believe everything Teddi wrote. One piece I will add is Teddi wrote all of this occurred immediately after the camera crew packed up and left. Shows Erika was being shady for the camera. I like Erika and think she is a great addition to the show but this season she is revealing herself to be more calculated than I realized.
I like Rinna’s energy and “go after itness”. But, with her looking so scrawny in those black leather pants (actually in all pants on this episode) and the veins popping through the skin, and the large lips – she really started looking a bit like Steven Tyler. Imho.
I never ever expected to say I have similarities to a housewife.
I am similar to Teddy in a few ways.
I don’t host, too much anxiety and not knowing what glass is for what.
Don’t know anything about style or what to wear when.
Assume that I’ve created whatever is upsetting anyone and have no idea why.
Very uncomfortable with a bunch of women and usually if by chance am, totally out of place.
Don’t understand weeks later the same thing I didn’t understand at the time of occurrence.
Want to curl up and hide and dread the next time I must do again (but I don’t have to, lol) Freedom of NOT being a housewife.
TT – Hope you feel better soon!
Dorit is a fake as her Non Yankee accent; boobs; her “revised” bathing suit line (who doesn’t see the info commercials coming down the pike for free advertisement for her new business.
CAN’T wait to watch Kyle next week take Dorit down a peg .. who tells Kyle what Dorit said? Haha
Loved Kyles outfit while visiting her “store” (not store). She obviously lends her name. There is no way that Kyle could afford to put that kind of money into NY real estate to not only remodel the space from nothing, but then pay the carrying costs on it. No way. She is paid for her name and doesn’t acutally do any of the day to day stuff. JMO.
How do you commenters that have photo avatars get them, instead of the boring pattern one most of the commenters have? Asking for a friend.
Thank your friend for asking. I’ve been meaning to ask myself lol
Tell your friend, I don’t remember exactly how it works but you first go here and set up an account with the photo of your choice. https://en.gravatar.com/
https://en.gravatar.com/
I love when Camille lays the smack down. You go girl!!!
Erika is playing Dorit. Look how quickly Dorit turned on LVP and started singing like a canary – and that’s just on camera! She def. wants Erika’s approval, andI think Erika is well aware of it.
I love Kyle and Teddi together. They seem like they could be genuine friends and have a lot of similarities.
LVP usually gets on my nerves but I actually like her this season.
I couldnt figure out why Ericka bothered me so much this episode (I normally like her ). come to find out she never had any intention of staying at Teddi’s. But not only that she pretends to us viewers that she was down with it . Even picks a room. Yea that was shady but worse was the looks she shot at Teddi after saying “it was weird” Damn…if looks could kill. It was ridiculous.
Erika never expects to be called out but Teddi obviously has no problem doing so. I think she cried bc Ericka was giving her the most evil evil eye Id ever seen. Ha
time for dorit to go — she obviously needs a storyline so shell be asked back — needs the $$ – fake everything – home – boobs – company – $ – accent – etc. erica also ridiculous and rude. she chose a room but had no intentions of staying. i think erica very jealous of teddy – hot young husband, family, doesn’t need to prove anything to anyone or show off. erica and dorit basically ruined the overnight and her drama (erica) is so phoney.
I don’t like teddi’s hair. Seems dead and dry. I hope she stays on so we can see her look and fashion evolve. She is beautiful
Was Kyle’s godson the same guy from project runway junior?