After a fun day out, I’m back at the keyboard ready to knock out this RHOA and then watch Big Brother. I also have a movie review I might get to later. Or not.
When last we left off, we were deep into a very scripted scene where Cynthia pretends to find out that her fake boyfriend actually has real relationships that are not made for TV. Eva has told her about one girl she’s seen him with, and at the very end of the last episode, Porsha was piping up with some other intel about the guy. Porsha tells her that Will is telling people that he is just dating her to be on the show and has a real girlfriend. I don’t think this is actual news to Cynthia. We all knew he was a rent a date from the beginning. Cynthia has the Internet, does she not? On the episode where they talked about him being talked about online and feature this site, my post was about how it was a fake relationship. Will is an asshole on the way home. His “what have I signed up for?” comment says it all.
In a very strange scene, Mama Joyce meets Porsha for lunch. Mama Joyce that she didn’t clear this scene with Kandi. This whole scene is ridiculous and is just going to piss Kandi off. I don’t need to see Phaedra on my TV anymore.
Nene and Cynthia meet for cocktails and maybe even dinner at Frankie’s. Nene is wearing a long wig with a disco headband for some reason. It’s not her best look. Nene says Peter was a better match for her than Will. I am one of the few people who sees what Cynthia sees in Peter. This scene was filmed after the trip because Eva was invited at the very last second, and so was Marlo. Plus Kim was all packed to go and kicked off at the last-minute. So this is all an after the trip scene.
Kenya goes to a fertility specialist for the millionth time. This time she brings her cousin Che. Kenya says she is six weeks late with her period. Now you know if she was six weeks late she would have already taken ten pregnancy tests. This was also after the trip because Kenya made it all the way to the airport before bailing on the trip to Barcelona. She got Kim kicked off the trip but then at the airport there was Marlo and she was not having it. Editing is such an interesting thing. The doctor calls in and says the urine pregnancy test was inconclusive. I just google and apparently a doctor’s urine test is not as sensitive as a drug store test? That seems ridiculous.
Cynthia meets Peter for lunch. Cynthia is pissed that Peter left Kandi’s party without speaking to her. Peter says he was uncomfortable because she was on a date. I think these two only got divorced to separate Cynthia’s finances from Peter’s because Peter has some ways about his businesses. Mama Joyce’s streets are talking. They really are cute together.
Porsha is have a vegan dinner she is calling the No Beef Dinner. Le sigh. Kandi, Kenya, and Nene all declined Porsha’s invitation. But Marlo will show up to anything. Marlo lets herself in and helps herself to some snacks. Sheree didn’t have anything better to do either. Shamea and Kim round out the group of women who should not be on this show. I could live with Shamea staying but the rest are just the bottom of the peach barrel. Kroy and Brielle wait in the car for Kim and her red solo cup as usual because they have no life. Cynthia shows up when all of the girls are talking about her.
Cynthia seems to be wondering how she didn’t get out of this little party. Porsha has bought wood chargers for the tableware and she tells them not to get anything on it because she is taking them back tomorrow. That’s a Sheree move right there. Is Porsha running low on clients? Those wood slices are less than twenty bucks a piece at the Pottery Barn. Do they still have Pottery Barns? Marlo interrupts the conversation with the grossest burps ever. This is the ratchet party from hell.
Drunk Marlo gets up banging on a glass with silverware. This is never okay. I know people do it but it is not proper etiquette. Then she turns to Porsha and says, “Your African bought you real glassware!” Porsha already said something to Marlo about going to visit her boyfriend in the nursing home. These two are low-key going after each other like they are fighting for clients. Kim wants to bring Kroy on the trip. The girls trip.
And we get more footage after the fact that had to be refilmed. More than one person has made a comment on this episode about Kroy having butt implants. I’m starting to think that actually might have happened. But wasn’t Kim attracted to him for his butt in the first place? Kim blames not being able to bring Kroy. Kenya’s fake story is she wanted to spend more time with Marc.
Next Week: We’re in Barcelona and Nene is talking crap about Kim. Kim sends the roach email to the other girls.