It seems you guys love this show so I might as well knock out both prison shows back to back today.
Garrett & Johanna
Johanna is riding Garrett’s ass about staying out and getting drunk. He’s ruined her birthday! Garrett needs to get the hell away from Johanna. She’s harshing my mood and I am just watching her on TV. Garrett goes to buy an engagement ring. Garrett also says that he feels like he missed all of his dating years in prison. Clearly, he still has some wild oats to sow, yet there he is buying a ring. Johanna is a bitch all the way to her birthday celebration. Right up until Garrett stupidly proposes. Now she is happy.
Tony & Angela
There are way too many people on this show. I have a feeling we are going to lose Angela and the older guy who sent the convict $20K are going to Last week, Angela was stood up when she was expecting to pick him up at the bus station. Now they are video chatting and he is apparently still in prison and needs money? She’s an idiot.
Lamar & Andrea
These two are back in Utah now where Andrea can control him better. Andrea tells a puffed up version of the fight they had in LA and then gets upset that her friend tells her that his behavior is a red flag. All of these women wanting to marry convicts are batshit crazy. The convicts seem like the normal people in this relationship and Garrett and Johanna’s. Wait! Lamar is still in L.A. He is supposed to stay in L.A. county but he wants to go to Utah anyway.
Alla & James
James is on his way to see Alla who is at a convenience store throwing up in the garbage can. Alla thinks she might be pregnant. Later they go out for dinner. Alla is dumb as a box of rocks. Alla is acting like she is unsure of their relationship. She says she probably should meet the family before getting pregnant. She says she hasn’t met anyone she wants to be pregnant with. She decides to take the pregnancy test in the restaurant bathroom, as one does. She also changes clothes in the bathroom. When she comes back, he is anxious for the results and she dicks around about telling him. In fact, she picks a fight with him for asking for the results. It’s negative. These couples all seem to hate each other.
Dominic & Mary
Dom is staying in a halfway house in Canada. He has to tell his parole officer everywhere he goes. But dumbass Mary takes him to get a tux as a surprise. He’s not allowed to do that. She convinces him to try on some tuxes really fast. She’s going to get his dumbass locked up again. Plus he feels like she is rushing him on the marriage. They have a very Canadian fight. No voices are raised, but harsh words are calmly exchanged. It’s like they are fighting on Xanax. Until they get in the car. Then voices are raised and profanities are exchanged.
Lizzie & Scott
Scott has sent Lizzie tens of thousands of dollars while she was in prison. Then, when he drove five hours to pick her up on her release day she was not there. Later, she called him to say her release had been delayed. The attorney that Scott has been paying to represent Lizzie has contacted Scott to meet with him. Lizzie was busted in jail with heroin, meth and a cell phone. Scott tells us that he buys her prison cell phones and when they get taken away, he buys her another one. Now he feels like it is his fault that she is facing new charges. He is pissed about the drugs though. Scott still wants to pay for her lawyer. She is looking at 12 years.
I thought you couldnt take anything in when you visit jail. That means Scott was smuggling contraband to Lizzie. Doesnt that make him a criminal? Does he want that filmed?
It’s the same thing with Lamar. He is not supposed to leave LA but he is going to Utah. He announces that he is violating probation by leaving the state?
why would they do that?
I didn’t even think about that. That is a very good question. Some of these people are back in jail already before the show even aired according some of the superfans here.
I don’t have personal experience with this, but I have watched a lot of Lockup on MSNBC. By a lot I mean every episode. Don’t judge me. Most contraband is indeed smuggled in during visitation. It is easier to smuggle a phone to a female inmate because it can be carried back to the cell in her vagina. Drugs are generally smuggled in balloons. The visitor goes to the bathroom, takes the balloon out of whatever crevice it was hidden, then stops at a vending machine and buys a bag of chips for the inmate, slipping the drugs in the bag for the inmate to swallow and later poop out. Which is to say, if Scott does this again he could get slapped with a felony easily. It’s possible he could now if they went back over security footage and saw something.
I thought they are waiting for the paperwork to go through to go to Utah.
That’s why they are in a temporary apartment, no?
I’m not sure why I can’t quit watching these train wreck people! TT, you are right again, these inmates are saner then the batshit crazy women!
I started watching this show after reading about it here and now I am hooked! Its like watching an oncoming train crash. You know you should look away but you cant! The prisoners seem more sane than their partners on the outside. That office manager girl Johnna with her pretty boy ex-con Garret are a hot mess. She is legit crazy. Poor guy! Hahahaha!
This just keeps getting crazier every show. Thank goodness. I agree that the inmates for the most part are more sane than the ones on the outside. The expectations they have are outrageous.
Mary, please go to somewhere and get a makeover. I just can’t take those eyebrows! Stop the fillers or whatever it is that you are doing to your face.
Scott seems like a really nice guy and I hope he gets away from Lizzie. With what he is admitting to smuggling in, he will be incarcerated before long. Please stop.
If Lamar defies his parole and goes to Utah, he deserves to go back to prison. Get some sense and start a new life in LA.
Alla needs rehab, fast. James needs therapy.
Johanna’s nuts, who takes a shower with a man the first time and wears a shower cap? I laughed my head off when Garrett said, “oh is that a shower cap, a shower cap? On the other hand, maybe she was just trying to slow him down!
My sister has been conning my Grandma while she was locked up. For almost 2 years. She got my Grandma for $20000 before we caught on. She had my Grandma buy her about 3 iPads that she gave her the money and obviously guards are sneaking the contraban in for a hefty fee. My sister had a five year sentence reduced to 1.5yrs. She still got out in 2 with being caught with 20 infractions ranging from sex, drug possession, selling drugs, weapon, unauthorized leave. When they let her out it was straight from the hole for drug possession. So the story with the girl that didn’t show up and is facing 12 years is bogus. She’s out running around with his money. When my Grandma acquired where it would go. THey said she was racking it up and will get a debit card for the funds when released. My sister has 82 felonies and was in there for being a habitual felon. You don’t get a sentence in prison for longer than you were sentenced to go in unless you murder someone.
It’s not being punished by adding on more time, Lizzie is being charged with drug possession. That’s different than losing time off for good behavior by having a cell phone. She’s going to be charged for that, and it will have to go to trial. Unless she cuts a deal. There are so many differences between state and Federal prisons, and if you are minimum, moderate, or high security. Lizzie was serving 8 years for many DUI charges. She’s looking at another 12 years if convicted for the drugs. It will depend if they allow her to serve consecutively or concurrently.
Alla is definitely using. Her conversation with James made zero sense…and who goes to the bathroom of a restaurant to change? Dom seems traumatized from his prison stint. I feel bad for both Mary and him.
James is so clueless. First, no normal person would want an inmate. But no one should want to hook up with a junkie. She never once talked about what she did for recovery and working to stay sober. She just wasn’t able to use. Then he puts all this pressure on her to get a job modeling which helped lead her to using in the first place. Fans have already said she is back in jail. She’s a very pretty girl. If she can get a handled on her addiction now, she has a chance to stay that way. Otherwise, she’ll look like a 50 year old hag who used a tanning bed 3 hours everyday.