It seems you guys love this show so I might as well knock out both prison shows back to back today.
Garrett & Johanna
Johanna is riding Garrett’s ass about staying out and getting drunk. He’s ruined her birthday! Garrett needs to get the hell away from Johanna. She’s harshing my mood and I am just watching her on TV. Garrett goes to buy an engagement ring. Garrett also says that he feels like he missed all of his dating years in prison. Clearly, he still has some wild oats to sow, yet there he is buying a ring. Johanna is a bitch all the way to her birthday celebration. Right up until Garrett stupidly proposes. Now she is happy.
Tony & Angela
There are way too many people on this show. I have a feeling we are going to lose Angela and the older guy who sent the convict $20K are going to Last week, Angela was stood up when she was expecting to pick him up at the bus station. Now they are video chatting and he is apparently still in prison and needs money? She’s an idiot.
Lamar & Andrea
These two are back in Utah now where Andrea can control him better. Andrea tells a puffed up version of the fight they had in LA and then gets upset that her friend tells her that his behavior is a red flag. All of these women wanting to marry convicts are batshit crazy. The convicts seem like the normal people in this relationship and Garrett and Johanna’s. Wait! Lamar is still in L.A. He is supposed to stay in L.A. county but he wants to go to Utah anyway.
Alla & James
James is on his way to see Alla who is at a convenience store throwing up in the garbage can. Alla thinks she might be pregnant. Later they go out for dinner. Alla is dumb as a box of rocks. Alla is acting like she is unsure of their relationship. She says she probably should meet the family before getting pregnant. She says she hasn’t met anyone she wants to be pregnant with. She decides to take the pregnancy test in the restaurant bathroom, as one does. She also changes clothes in the bathroom. When she comes back, he is anxious for the results and she dicks around about telling him. In fact, she picks a fight with him for asking for the results. It’s negative. These couples all seem to hate each other.
Dominic & Mary
Dom is staying in a halfway house in Canada. He has to tell his parole officer everywhere he goes. But dumbass Mary takes him to get a tux as a surprise. He’s not allowed to do that. She convinces him to try on some tuxes really fast. She’s going to get his dumbass locked up again. Plus he feels like she is rushing him on the marriage. They have a very Canadian fight. No voices are raised, but harsh words are calmly exchanged. It’s like they are fighting on Xanax. Until they get in the car. Then voices are raised and profanities are exchanged.
Lizzie & Scott
Scott has sent Lizzie tens of thousands of dollars while she was in prison. Then, when he drove five hours to pick her up on her release day she was not there. Later, she called him to say her release had been delayed. The attorney that Scott has been paying to represent Lizzie has contacted Scott to meet with him. Lizzie was busted in jail with heroin, meth and a cell phone. Scott tells us that he buys her prison cell phones and when they get taken away, he buys her another one. Now he feels like it is his fault that she is facing new charges. He is pissed about the drugs though. Scott still wants to pay for her lawyer. She is looking at 12 years.