Sorry for the delay, things are super busy with Big Brother. In the meantime, someone came along and tried to post the most racist crap I have ever seen here about Angele and Stephanie. It was appalling and the guy appeared to be using his real name. I’m still disturbed by it days later. Every time I keep hoping things are getting better, even just a tiny bit, I am smacked back into reality.
Matt’s voice is annoying me. Emmanuel is going by “Buchi” in jail? Matt and Buchi bond over books. Matt lets Buchi know he knows he is in the program. Matt says to the camera that Buchi sticks out like a sore thumb in there.
Tebow, who views himself as the podboss, freaks out when he loses a card game. Another inmate Devin teases him a bit. Tebow is threatening to kill Devin, “for real, for real.” Buchi decides to insert himself in the situation and starts saying things like “Can’t we all just get along?” And chanting “Black Lives Matter.” This will not end well. Devin gets jumped by the whole gang. Buchi tries to stop it and now Tebow wants to come for Buchi. The whole gang is ready to jump Buchi in the shower. Buchi is dumb as hell and thinks he can take all five of the gang bangers.
We start with Angele trying to play off her relationship with Gabby like it is nothing. No one is buying what she is selling. When commissary is delivered, Angele gets eighteen of something. She claims it was an accident. Jaclin knows that Angele is a participant. So when they are both at medical together she tells her she is too. She also told her that Stephanie is also undercover. Then she tells Stephanie about Angele. She probably should have warned Angele that Stephanie is batshit crazy. For some reason, Jaclin has decided she can trust Stephanie WTF?
An inmate from Jaclin’s cell and an inmate from Stephanie’s cell are exchanging threats through the air vent. They were up all night planning to fight the next day. Stephanie’s room has all the most violent girls and it seems she wants out of there. Stephanie is scared so she calls her boyfriend. While she is on the phone the two girls fight is out in her cell with the door locked. Security finally comes in and takes the loser to medical. Stephanie is freaking out because she doesn’t want to be in that room anymore. This seems odd to me because she was all about her cellies for most of the time she has been in there.
Stephanie starts hanging out in Jaclin’s cell. Swole, the biggest girl in the pod starts talking about Stephanie “playing both sides.” Jaclin tells her to take one of the empty bunks and to just tell staff that another shift said she cold move. Stephanie moves into Jaclin’s cell and Swole goes off and gets the attention of an officer who tells her she can’t move. Jaclin says she is moving because she is being bullied. Swole goes off saying that is not true. And frankly, it’s not. She is moving because she is afraid of her cellmates, but they have not been aggressive toward her yet. Now Swole is pissed and says she is going to beat Stephanie’s ass tomorrow. Jaclin and the guard get a verbal back and forth. Swole also wants to beat Jaclin’s ass.
Angele on the other hand is all about the love. She and Gaby have sex behind a blanket.
The inmates all think that Andrew is gay. Alan tells Andrew that the inmates think he is gay. Andrew says he is not gay, but he is a virgin. Andrew may be in denial. He needs to start talking about his girlfriend or something. Things seem to kind of blow over. Not much happened in 500 this week.
Next week, Swole announces to an officers face that she is going to beat the hell out of Jaclin. The officers hate Jaclin, so they are probably fine with that. Next week, we pay more attention to 500 Zone because there is a big pot party happening on the upper deck. Angele smokes something at a drug party at South Annex and the guards bust them. Matt goes back to threatening to fight the gang, specifically Tebow