UPDATED! Apparently, there was another police report filed on the 5th, which was supposed to be Kasey’s last day there. And in that report she tells the po po that Mario discovered her cheating via some sort of hidden bedroom camera. That is kind of creepy. On that police visit, Mario agrees to go stay with a friend that night and return the next day after telling the police that he is worried things might escalate to violence. Hey Mario, it sucks to get cheated on, doesn’t it! I mean the nerve of her.
Well here is a story that is full of information. I must say I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about Mario Singer. So a lot of things about this story surprised me. Like the fact that he has been living in Boca Raton, Florida with his former mistress. I assumed that once he got his divorce he dumped the mistress and went on some sort of horndog tour through all five boroughs of New York City. Apparently not.
In a police report obtained by Radar Online, we learn that Mario has finally tired of Kasey. We also learn that Kasey’s name is not in fact Kasey, but Kyle Catherine Dexter who is twenty-eight years younger than Mario.
It seems that Mario went to court to have Kasey evicted from their shared home on January 31st. She was given five days to move out of their shared home. That seems a bit harsh. If they have been living there together for a while, it would seem like she should have 30 days. Haven’t we all read horror stories where it takes thirty days to evict a squatter?
Anyway, as the sad, sad, breakup story goes, on February first, at ten o’clock at night, Mario called the po po on his former beloved after telling her she needed to get to steppin’. Now in Florida, when the po po is called for a domestic dispute, somebody usually goes to jail. Don’t believe me? Just ask Kate Chastain. However in this case, no one laid a hand on anyone. Apparently, Kasey was just crying and upset to hear that she was being dumped and Mario was a big fat weenie and called the cops trying to make her leave.
The cops came and explained to him that she was a legal resident of the home, at least for the next five days, and could not be asked to leave. So they agreed to stay in two separate bedrooms for the time being and no one was arrested. Kasey acknowledged to the officers that she would be seeking legal counseling regarding the eviction.
Mario and Ramona dissolved their 27 year marriage over this chick three years ago.