Every season of Big Brother, the hamsters come in the house and the girls always talk about having a female alliance. “Girl Power!” they squeal. We don’t need the guys! They insist. And then one by one they start hooking up with the guys and do whatever they are told. Since Celebrity Big Brother has a more mature group of houseguests, perhaps this will be the season a female alliance sticks? There have been a couple of short sneak peeks on the live feeds already and the word is the women are aligned against the guys and that Ross is one of the girls. There were already six girls and five guys so this alliance of seven basically targets Metta World Peace, Mark McGrath, Chuck Lidell and James Maslow. Brandy has already announced she can’t stand James so he has a good chance of being sent home first if the 7/5 split is true and holds.
I’ve been looking forward to this all week and somehow I managed to start a kitchen project right before the show. As it turns out, contact papering your refrigerator is not a terrible idea. It just sounds like it.
Mark McGrath is a singer and TV host. I have no idea why Brandi did her hair for the show to look like she was getting ready to film Dynasty in 1984. Metta World Peace knows the least about Big Brother. I love Ross Matthews. He was in the audience of the finale Big Brother Season ONE! Brandi is thrilled to see Ross. Brandi is already being shady. She looked like she smelled a fart when Metta World Peace came out. Mark is in love with Metta World Peace.
The table is square! The shower doors are opaque! The bar is stocked! So many changes for the celebs!
Shannon is from the movie American Pie. Wow. She lives in South Africa now. She used to be a pro poker player. Chuck is an MMA fighter. Keisha is Rudy from the Cosby Show. Marissa is from Hairspray. James is a former Nickelodeon star with a boy band. Then there is Omarosa.
Ross is terrified of Omarosa. As he should be. Ugh they are drinking champagne out of coupes. There were two kinds. Veuve, and not Veuve. Brandi is rude to James right away.
It looks like Omarosa was leading the charge for the women’s alliance, but that is not true according to people who saw a brief peek at the feeds. She was not really down until she realized the camera was on her and then she caught a sudden case of Women’s Empowerment. She’s talking to Shannon (I think) and Shannon says she knows Marissa so suddenly there is a three person alliance. Shannon says that Marissa doesn’t want people to know they did a show together. Brandi says, “They have Bro Code, we have Hoe Code.” And so it begins.
It’s time for the first HOH. It’s an Oscars theme and they are all in tuxedos, girls and guys. First someone is selected by a number draw to be safe and not compete for HOH. Omarosa wins immunity. It’s an endurance comp. They have to hug an Oscar like trophy that is hoisted into the air. The last to drop wins. Chuck should be good at this.
Holy Crap! It’s Paul singing a musical number with dancers! Please tell me he is coming back in the house! These boys need some HELP. Then Rachel comes out and Marissa loses her mind, and almost her grip. She sings! And Jessica and Cody are in the “audience” this is cool if you are a Big Brother fan, but I am worried those of you watching for the first time are bored. Chuck hates the musical number. Marissa does lose her grip when Mr. Pectacular came out. Metta falls second. WTF? Brandi talks about the depths she has sunk to for money lately. She jokes she might as well start hooking on the side. There is a rumor that she is already doing that. Oh and on Wendy Williams today, she was talking about Hot Felon, and then she showed a photo of Hot Felon’s soon to be ex-wife with DJ Friese. I meant to look into that today but I was busy adulting most of the day.
Mark falls off next. Then Ross. The Chuck slides off. James is the last guy. Ariadna falls. Then Keisha. Then Brandi. It’s down to James and Shannon and if James wins, Brandi is going up. James tries to make a deal with Shannon, but Omarosa blocks it. James finally falls and Shannon wins HOH!
After HOH the houseguests all pick up a giftbag at random. In one or more (that was not clear to me) is a recast power. The person who gets it can use it to recast the nominations by taking over as HOH if they so desire.
CBBUS will be on tomorrow and there will be a two hour eviction on Friday. Also you can watch the live feeds on POP every night starting at midnight. (some nights it may start at 1am).
So what did you think?