We start with PK telling Dorit that Boy George loves to sing with people who can’t sing, it’s like hanging around with a super, super fat person, you feel slim. I can’t with these two. I am going to refresh my tea.
John’s do boy at the fancy dog store arrives with a sack full of designer dogs that just happen to need rescuing. Then he randomly has information that their lawsuit has been dismissed. How would the Vanderpump Dogs employee be the first to hear this information? Lisa and Ken act shocked. Certainly, there was no pay off involved to get Ken out of being accused of assault! Why would you guys think that? The suit was just magically dismissed and they are surprised and have no idea how it happened! Don’t be so cynical! The guy delivering the news says dismissed, but LVP knows that it was dropped. That is a big difference the judge would dismiss a case with no merit. That did not happen. The plaintiffs dropped the case. Often times that happens when they are incentivized to do so. LVP says she was just being sued because she is a public figure. She’s said that before. And lost. The Fifi and Romeo suit is still open as far as I know.
Lisa is going back to Days as Billie who will be some sort of FBI agent. I don’t think this has happened yet. Soaps film literally months and months in advance. I love Rinna on DOOL and have watched her for years. Erika wants to be on Y & R again. Rinna is going to miss the beach trip to Teddi’s “cottage.” Crap, she only has five episodes on Days.
More #Lategate Dorit is over a half an hour late for lunch with LVP. Kyle is also late. Dorit tells Kyle that she is pissed that Kyle chimed in to support Teddi about #glassgate. I cannot keep recapping this stupidity. Kyle is pissed now. She gets emotional because LVP and Dorit are ganging up on her. LVP storms out at lunch. Apparently, she is pissed that they didn’t react to her court news in the way she hoped and the focus was not on her good news. She shouts as the car is pulling away that she is going home to be with her husband because he actually wants to spend time with her.
Kyle and Dorit go back in to eat lunch and talk about how needy for attention she is. It’s mostly Dorit who is talking about that. Kyle realizes she has told Dorit about her childhood and LVP has never shared her childhood with her. Then she finds out she has told Dorit about her jewelry line and Kyle had no idea she even had a jewelry line.
I love seeing the Days set behind the scenes. I am such a Days fan. Rinna was first on Days 25 years ago. I used to watch her in the student lounge in college between classes. I hope we get to see her shoot a scene!
LVP and Erika ride together in a limo to the beach. Kyle and Dorit are in a separate one. They all talk about each other on the way there. Everyone feels like their expectations were not met, their feelings weren’t heard and the other is in the wrong. Rinna facetimed in to the limo with Erika and LVP and she is pissed she is missing seeing LVP with ruffled feathers. She loves to watch her squirm.
I need a moment to collect myself. Teddi’s beach house is everything. It’s got beautiful hardwood floors and an a huge outdoor space right on the beach. I’m in love. Except for that whole falling into the ocean one day part. LVP and Erika get there first and claim the rooms with the big beds. Kyle already wants to buy a beach house. Dorit and Kyle both brought a lot of food.
LVP brought up #lategate right off the bat. Then she says that she was upset that they didn’t seem interested in the lawsuit being dropped and it was a big deal to her and the brushed it off. Kyle and Dorit are literally brushing her off again and telling her what she was really feeling and what she was really upset about. Why is Kyle making me stick up for LVP! Dammit! Kyle asks her if Dorit was sitting there crying if she would have stormed out. LVP doesn’t know. Kyle is the one who is upset that LVP seems closer to Dorit than she is to her at the moment. There is a whole lot of projection going on in this scene right now. And it’s all very childish and “you like her best!”
Camille finally arrives and they all sit out on the beach in Adirondack chairs. The bitching between Kyle and LVP continues. LVP and Kyle both apologize. LVP even apologized first!
Next Week: More beach house scenes. Everyone goes to NYC for fashion week and Kyle buys some very nice earrings that I am certain got stolen when her house was robbed. Dorit tattle tales to Erika about something the others said behind her back. Everyone goes to dinner to an all cast dinner to fight.