Gary is worried about Amber having a baby without having him to do everything like he did with Leah. He is just hoping they will be good parents. That’s all he can do.
Amber and Andrew are taking Leah to the pumpkin patch with her mom and her cousin. She plans to tell them she is pregnant while she is there. They both think she is joking. When her mom realizes she is serious she starts crying. What is Amber’s mom’s deal? She seems a bit different. Andrew was forced to tell his parents that he’s going to be a father over the phone instead of in person at Thanksgiving because someone leaked the news on social media.
Every time a kid on this show turns 9 it seems shocking to me how long we have been watching this show. At least it is on MTV which has the least scripted reality shows of any other network. But we have literally watched kids grown up from birth to age 9, y’all! Maci is trying to find out if Ryan has taken a drug test and if he hasn’t how she can figure out a way to let Bentley see him on his birthday. Taylor put together a trampoline for Bentley for his birthday and Bentley is having a sleepover.
The next day, Ryan’s parents pick up Bentley and take him to get fitted for his tux. It looks like Ryan and Mack have their own little shack. Mack is being pissy about Macy. She says that Maci doesn’t have test results because she doesn’t bother to get them. Apparently Ryan is telling Mack he’s done a urine test. She doesn’t seem to get that he is refusing a hair test. I just want to slap Mack everytime she is on TV. Not so much because she is annoying AF but perhaps it might knock some sense into her. There is something seriously wrong with her. Is that kid’s father letting her kid stay overnight with a heroin addict?
Meanwhile, Ryan’s parents have Bentley and Mack’s son from whoever with them. They are really cute together. When they all get back to the house Ryan and Mack are waiting for them. Ryan is laying on the couch under a blanket. He doesn’t get up to hug his son he has not seen in many months. Bentley doesn’t approach him either. Eventually the play a little putt putt together in the yard.
Maci tells Taylor that Mack texted her to let her know she received the RSVP and she has no idea that “they” left Taylor and the kids off and she was sorry.
Debra and Farrah go to an Italian Karaoke bar and Debra hops right up on stage to sing. Somehow they have her song there for her to sing along with. Because, why yes, she does have a rap song out. I am not making this up. Farrah actually had fun with Farrah. The next day, Debra brings Sophia some dresses and headpiece. She is trying to get Sophia to be in the wedding. Of course Farrah is letting Sophia be a little brat. I recently realized that Farrah is homeschooling Sophia because she is trying to avoid Sophia getting help for whatever her issues are. Whether that is counseling or she has some sort of special needs or the school reported that Farrah was doing online porn from home (kids tell teachers all kinds of things that their parents would be mortified to know they discuss at school) or whatever it is, when the school starts extending itself beyond the regular curriculum, and the parent is worried about an investigation, they almost always pull their kids out of school and move to another district. I am worried about Sophia.
Later, Farrah and Sophia go to lunch with Michael and Amy. When Farrah goes to the bathroom, Michael gently asks if she really doesn’t want to go to the wedding. She says no. When he asks why she repeats what Farrah has said that she doesn’t like David. Michael suggests it would mean a lot to her grandmother if she went.
Later Farrah talks with Sophia. Sophia says she wishes they could live there because she finally getting used to the time change. Since Sophia often seem to be in charge of the family, it wouldn’t shock me if that actually happened. Farrah asks Sophia again about going to the wedding. Sophia says that she still doesn’t want to go. This conversation was perfectly normal until Farrah ended it by saying she is glad that Sophia understands relationships and how to choose a good man and get to know him unlike some people. There is something really demented about saying that to a little girl.
Tyler told Cait not to tell her when she goes off birth control so he can be surprised when she gets pregnant. This little family is going to the pumpkin patch too. Tyler is still not sleeping and he is a bit short-tempered. I am always super interested in these pumpkin patch places. I can’t recall ever going to one. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a sign for one.
Cait and her friend go to lunch. It’s been three weeks since her IUD came out. She says it is almost time for her period but she is going to take a pregnancy test in the restaurant bathroom because she can’t take one at home because Tyler is the one that does all the housekeeping. Well she didn’t say that on camera but we know it is true.
The final scene is Nova showing off her new shirt to her dad. It says, “I’m going to be a big sister!” They are so happy. And knowing what we know, it’s jst very sad.
Next Week: Butch seems to be in bad shape. All I understood was rehab. Amber and Andrew seem to be arguing about childbirth? Debra invited one of Jenelle’s ex-boyfriends to her wedding. Ryan’s mom calls Ryan to say that “Maci just said it was pushed back. Whatever was pushed back really pissed of Ryan and Mack.