We begin tonight with Kyle and Erika doing some shopping. Erika gives an update on Tom’s accident saying he has been doing better and how much she has enjoyed taking some time to wait on them and spend that time together given both of their busy schedules. There is some ridiculous rumor flying around Facebook about Tom divorcing Erika. I don’t believe that for a minute.
Lisa Rinna has booked Days of Our Lives and Malcolm In the Middle. She says they film at the same time and DOOL needs 2.5 days and MITM needs 3. I hope that is 2.5 a week for DOOL. I want her back on a long story arc, dammit!
LVP and Teddi go horseback riding. It was a great scene. I really like Teddi. Despite being far, far away from home, Ken is there and brings out a tray with brunch on it for the ladies. Teddi says she would love to invite everyone to her beach house because of Dorit and glass drama. One of LVP’s dogs is ON THE TABLE inching toward Teddi’s plate. How can we be having a feud over the proper stemware when LVP plunks dogs on top of the dinner table?
I am having keyboard issues tonight so I will not be recapping every stupid thing Dorit says about this party. It’s all lies. Did I mention she is selling stories about flipping the house she doesn’t own? Then Dorit pretends that she didn’t know she had a problem with Teddi, despite the fact they have feuding for two episodes now.
Kyle and Mauricio go on a double date with Teddi and her husband. The topic of Teddi’s beach house comes up. Teddi’s husband is hot. He points out that the beach house is a cottage and two of the bedrooms have twin beds. Mauricio says he would love to see LVP sleeping in a twin bed.
OMG! THERE WAS A COMMERCIAL FOR IMPOSTORS! NO DATE YET, BUT IT IS COMING. I CAN’T WAIT!
Rinna gives us a rundown on how badly they do on boats ahead of Dorit’s upcoming party and they discuss Teddi’s sleepover at the beach and how she calls it a potluck and the difficulty transporting food that far.
Dorit has convinced Boy George to let her sing with him at PK’s party, yet she acts like he begged her. I am starting to think the State of The Union Address would have been more enjoyable than this episode.
Erika Girardi arrives at this party. I believe it is her first appearance all season. Camille is there and Boy George and Kyle chat with her about their time together on Celebrity Apprentice. PK and Dorit arrive on a nearby larger yacht by helicopter. WTF? This is dumb as hell. If the yacht you are going on isn’t big enough to land on, the whole effect is lost if you end up making your grand entrance in a rubber dingy! Dorit is such a moron!
PK sobbed like a baby when he saw his family and friends from London. It’s time for Dorit’s performance and Erika coaches her on her moves and gives her backstage support. I’ll let y’all form your own opinion of how she did.
Let the record show that Dorit pulled Teddi aside for this conversation at her husband’s fiftieth birthday party. Because we all know she will blame Teddi for disrupting it later.
Kyle and LVP run over to chime in on the conversation. LVP starts rambling on about stemware and Teddi says she feels like she is being talked down to, which she is, but LVP quickly denies it. Dorit is being a cunt while asking in a talking head how she became the villain in all of this. She is just that delusional. Kyle chimes in on Teddi’s behalf and Dorit asks is she is her spokesperson. This is just ridiculous. Dorit accuses Teddi of lying and being psycho!!!! WTF? It just got more absurd from there. I just can’t with Doriut.
Next week: PK makes a crack about Dorit’s singing. And everyone except Rinna goes to the beach house. She has to work in New York.