We are back in Positano,Italy, where Farrah is planning Michael’s proposal at Grotta dello Smeraldo, named for the emerald green light inside. This will be the location of the proposal. Farrah reminds us that money is also green. Because, Farrah.
The next day they take a convertible and then a small boat to Conca dei Marini. The Amalfi coast is just gorgeous! Michael could barely read his proposal to Amy off his iPhone he was shaking so hard. And he was sobbing hysterically. She said yes! Later, Farrah, Sophia, Michael, Amy and Debra all have an almost civil meal together.
It’s Maci and Taylor’s one year anniversary. Taylor seems like a great dad. He’s the total opposite of Ryan. When he hands a kid over to the baby sitter she wails and reaches for her daddy. He’s also rented a limo to take Maci out for an anniversary dinner and stocked it with her favorite champagne, pink Moet.
At dinner, Taylor says he wouldn’t mind having another child. Maci says she would be willing to adopt a kid in the 4-6 range. Or two kids. Maci says if he really wants another kid she will but she wants to do it now. Taylor says that if they want to have one it will happen “like that!” She tells him he is forgetting something and there are some long silences with few words. Taylor excuses himself to go to the restroom, clearly upset. The producers ask Maci what is going on. She says he had a miscarriage not too long ago. Taylor says he would have liked to have talked to his own parents about it rather than talking about it on camera.
In Michigan, Catelynn and Tyler are getting their second clothing collection together and preparing for a photo shoot. Tyler is a hot mess. He is having mood swings and can’t sleep from the stress of work. Catelynn has been a hot mess for years. So this is the perfect time for Catelynn to be off birth control. Tyler’s mom wants him to take sleeping pills. Even Tyler knows this is a bad idea. He thinks he might need to go to treatment center to get some mental health coping skills but he doesn’t have time. He sure can’t leave Catelynn to run the business.
Have we ever figured out why Catelynn always drives? When the family arrives at the place for the photo shoot, Nova starts crying immediately. Then Catelynn loses the car keys and has a full on meltdown.
Their house they are renovating is adorable, but nowhere near ready. Tyler talks to his mom once again about his insomnia and subsequent mood swings. His mom blames herself and is not very good with motherly advice.
They are still in Hawaii and Andrew has already forgotten that Amber is pregnant. The producers are shocked that Amber is pregnant three months after meeting Andrew. Has Amber stopped taking her crazy pills yet? It’s hard to tell. Amber calls Maci to tell her she is pregnant. Maci is the first person she told other than producers. Maci is excited for her. Oh, Maci. I hope that is just for cameras.
Andrew talks to producers about his feelings. He seems really freaked out by the entire situation. Amber is a bit freaked out too. Probably because she will have to actually raise this kid. She also wants to move to Malibu, probably to live with Andrew’s parents but she can’t because of that other pesky kid she has back in Indiana. She says she he will probably live with her. The producer asks her about her meds and she says she went off them a month ago. I do not believe her. You have to taper off that stuff and it is really difficult to function and get through the days. She said she didn’t need med for her bipolar disorder or her borderline disorder because Andrew is so uplifting. Seriously?
It was a Mack and Ryan free episode, so that was good.