Question: What do Lisa Vanderpump and Thomas Ravenel have in common? Answer, each season after filming ends on RHOBH and Southern Charm, both of them take to social media to proclaim that they just can’t bear to do another season. It’s just such a horrible job! I can’t take the bitches I film with anymore! Thomas was doing that this past week. He’s mad at Bravo again about something. Not sure what. He was recently in the happiest place on earth and posted the above photo.
And polo girl, Ashley chimed in to let us know she didn’t have a ring yet. I’m sure the one he bought for Kathryn is laying around somewhere. Also, filming is over, it’s cheating season for Thomas.
Also this week, a weird story started to circulate about Abby Lee Miller. Multiple sites seem to be referring to the same “anonymous source” that Abby Lee is being released from prison into a halfway house on February 20th. Nothing about this report rings true to me. First of all they are releasing her for good behavior. I’ve heard she’s been in trouble in prison and had to be moved to a different area in the prison at one point. Nothing about Abby Lee screams “role model inmate.” Secondly, she will have only served about seven moths by February. Also, rich people do not go to half-way houses. They have house arrest. half-way houses are for people who need help returning to the free world after incarceration. They have a place to live while looking for a job, saving money and finding affordable rent somewhere. The Inmate Location continues to list her release date as June 21st. I hope she gets out in February, but I would not bet the farm on these reports. Oh and the rumor claims she has lost 100 pounds. That seems a little high, but she does have that gastric sleeve thing.
Kandi Burruss talked about the box licking drama with Kim Biermann this week. Click here for that interview. I never had a chance to watch it but a commenter submitted this recap:
Kandi says Kim texted her two days ago to tell her that production edited the scene with Shereé to make it seem that Kim said Kandi wanted to lick her box. Kim claims it was two different sentences put together. Kim tells Kandi (and she wrote in her blog) the following:“I need to address this stuff with Kandi: Saying I wouldn’t let someone “lick my box” is totally and completely different than saying she TRIED! There have been points in my friendship with Kandi where there has been tension, disagreements, etc. and out of my knowledge about how open she is with her sex life, I jokingly said the tension might be from me not letting her lick my box. I never said the phrase, “I swear on my kids I wouldn’t let her lick my box.” Two different sentences said at two different times. All that being said, Kandi and I both know what has gone on during our entire friendship and for her to react the way she has was alarming to me and shows just how far the disconnect is after being gone so long. I had and do have a friendship with Kandi, and I have dealt with this the way friends should.”So in the video, the interviewer says to Kandi if what Kim is now saying is true, why did Kim tweet back when Kandi called her out while the episode was airing. Remember, Kandi live tweeted that she was tired of bitches lying on her and that she never tried to lick Kim’s box. She also told Kim this was her house and Kim was just a visitor. Kim responded that Kandi was the one lying and that she and Todd were having threesomes with all kinds of girls. Kim also said she built the house Kandi was referring too. However, when Kim sent Kandi the text a couple of days ago, she explained her tweet by saying she (Kim) was responding to something else because she (Kim) didn’t even watch the episode.Kandi goes on to say in the video that when she asked Shereé about it, Shereé says she remembers it just like it was shown on tv. Sheree says Kim said Kandi offered to lick her box and Kim did swear on her kids that it’s true. Apparently, Shereé came to Kandi’s opening night on broadway. Kandi posted a video on instagram saying how she had been upset with Shereé about participating in the conversation with Kim, but she’d forgiven Shereé when she came to support her on Broadway.
So it seems Kim is back pedaling on the whole “lick my box” comment, which is disgusting. She’s creating a new set of lies to cover up the first set she told. I guess she’s not trying to take the Phaedra route and get herself ousted from the show for making false, random comments about Kandi.
Kim D. is “talking with her lawyers” about suing Teresa Giudice for slander because she called her a madam on the reunion show. I’m pretty sure the Bravo contract Kim D. signs will keep that case from moving forward.
Unsubstantiated rumor that LVP was in a restaurant arguing with her brother. They really don’t speak to each other and he lives in London. I don’t think this happened at all.
I mean technically Andy said Kim D was a madam, Teresa said she was a “madnam”.
“Magnum: is what she said. ?for brains!!
I’m glad you heard it that way also. I stated that on another site and alluded to Teresa’s ignorance and got called out by another poster.
Oh well.
She definitely said “Magnum”. I thought to myslef, does that even make sense to her? She is too dumb for words.
Girl that’s funny
Yoyo/ thank you for the clarification and smile
Thanks for the tea, TT.
Hope Kim D sues for slander…that may anger the “powers that be” at Bravo and no more Kim D on RHONJ…Yay!
OK, I’m possibly showing my age here, but first we have Lisa R. writing a book that her daughter, who was 13 at the time, reads and later claims taught her how to give blow jobs (BTW, someone please tell me if that’s a required class in Middle School). Big question, why did Lisa R. feel the need to educate us on that? It’s kind of a no-brainer, if you’re into it. Now, Kim Biermann has to deny that she said Kandi Burruss wanted to “lick her box”. Really? OK, my friends and I have been known to get a little blunt and raunchy sometimes when we get together, but nothing anywhere near as over the top as this. Don’t they know what’s funny and girl talk, versus what’s just plain wrong and inappropriate, especially when it’s being filmed and everyone you know will see it, including your relatives – mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, children? What’s next? Thought I had a kind of blunt sense of humor, I fact, I know I do, but my brain won’t take me to the next (lower) level. OK, feel free to tell me if I’m being old-fashioned and it’s all OK. I can take it.
EnglishRose, I’m very similar to you with humor and no you are not “old fashioned” I find the 30-40 yr old’s more up tight than our generation was yet think the nasty on Atlanta over the top also. I don’t know any women even intoxicated that would talk like they do.
English Rose, you are not being old-fashioned. I don’t think these housewives have any thoughts about their children when the cameras are around. It has come back to bite several of them in the butt. I can be sarcastic and blunt but would never say those things on camera. Hope they clean it up and get back to showing fabulous vacations and over the top houses.
no you are not being a prude. talking about oral sex like that is just trashy. I like Lisa but that whole scene was uncomfortable. she is silly and wrote the book while she played a sexy lady on tv so whatever for her writing it but then the daughter bringing it up and the whole scene just poor taste. Kim is trash. Lisa is not. Kim pretty much doesn’t shock me at all with her trash words, tweets or the words she basically puts in her daughter’s mouth. She is fighting with anyone and everyone too. At this point Bravo is such a trash bucket with a few exceptions. I am actually looking forward to that new Tabitha show to start. But back to your comment, I agree. I do not dit around with girlfriends talking about really trashy stuff…sure we joke here or there but not like Kim or some of the other trash mouths…Dorit with her calling Camille a cunt etc.
I hope the concert was kid-friendly.
omg and TT the comment that its cheating season was hilarious. hehe
Re: rich people not going to halfway houses
Our former crooked governor John Rowland (R-CT) was just released from prison to–wait for it–a halfway house. He may not be wealthy, but he is highly connected and has had job offers prior to being released.
Kim has been fed storylines that continue to land her in trouble rather gain her a peach. With that mouth she manages please the same Bravo people Porsha does.
Southern without the Charm wo’t last much longer if they cannot find something to do with these characters. Just give them a professional writer and scripts.
It’s too bad Kim has drifted so far from Charming Family being at the center of what she’s offering up.
Is “lying on” regionalism?
I have the same question about “ calling me out of my name “. WTH?
That’s never been anything I’ve heard or used.
Well Love and Hip Hop says it before jumping on someone’s head. Lol.
(Referring “call out of my name”
Yes, it’s southern speak. Moved here 30 years ago from NYC area.
I love this new segment! I can’t wait for SC to come back!
Abby the nightmare on the fat farm went to jail??? Where the heck have I been to have missed giving that a HUGE golf clap. The hateful cow.
Have you read your comments? They are all hateful. You seem fat.
haahahhahaha
That’s awful. I’m holding the 80 to 100 extra lbs. that hit around 50, but I would be terribly hurt if someone called me a cow.
We are not all thin.
Susan, she may be quite nice and not hateful as well.
You sound hateful.
Just FYI, fat is fine, COW is different.
And Thomas is just gross. Of course he’s at Disney – it’s age appropriate for her!
Were the kids with them? Has he ever taken them? Would it even cross his pickled brain to?
His Instagram posts show him with both kids but not with her.
Ok good. Sounds like he’s keeping her low profile? That would be shockingly mature of him!
Thomas will go to any lengths to receive attention even faking his distaste for the other cast members on his show. As far as his recent Disney post … his children did not seem to be present… but his child “girlfriend” was!!! Well I am sure that they were home with 2 nannies! Remember he has their best interest at heart!!! NOT
There are eleventy billion photos of the kids on his social media enjoying the hell out of disneyland. Pictures of him with Saint at the waterpark on the slide with him. Thomas is a great father.
I’ve also noticed that his girlfriend never posts pics of the kids, nor is she in the pics of him and the kids. I think that’s very respectful to Kathryn on both their parts and it seems like they may have all finally gotten to a place where the kids are being put above their drama. Any pics Thomas or Kathryn share of the kids, they look like they are loving life!! Lovely to see.
Did not see the social media pics… I stand corrected. I still get the impression he Loves his kids… but as far as being a great father. We will have to wait until the kids write their autobiography! Lol
That’s weird about rich people not going to halfway houses.
It’s really not. Half way houses are for people with no prior means to support themselves. It a government gift to those people to get a resume together, and have some job search help so they will be successful working at McDonalds or as a WalMart greeter. If you are a poor felon, you have HUGE obstacles to overcome. Who will hire you? Teresa Giudice had a job in place, so ankle bracelet. OJ Simpson had… well money so ankle bracelet… and so on.
she may be “rich” but if she doesn’t have an “approved home plan” she will go to a halfway house until she gets that home plan that satisfies parole.
TT, I’m wondering if you ever watch “My Big Fat Fabulous Life.” I love Babs, Whitney’s mother, so much! (I’m thinking of this as a bit of a catchall post, so I hope you don’t mind me mentioning that here.)
Thomas’s girlfriend seems to be hell bent on being the next Mrs.Ravenel. They both did a live instagram back around Christmas and she said ugly things about Kathryn. She says she’s a Christian who prays and goes to church. I guess she does all that between fornicating, boozing, swearing, and showing off her bountiful cleavage. Anyway, both of them love to rub their relationship in Kathryn’s face, which seems sad because Kathryn is trying to get her life back on track. Back during season one of SC, Thomas shared during a dinner party that that he called off his wedding the day before it was to happen cause he couldn’t reconcile marrying a beverage cart girl (who turned out to be a successful real estate agent). I suppose marrying a nurse who carries a reputation of being a prostitute is a definite step up. Anyway, I doubt he’ll cheat on Ashley because she’s not letting him out of her sight!
I don’t see anyway in hell that he will marry the yacht girl.
He had two babies with the girl with lineage and who is much hotter and didn’t do that. Kathryn will always be the one that Thomas let get away, They are perfectly matched. Sadly a large part of that matching is they both have drug and alcohol issues and only Kathryn is dealing with hers, ALLEGDLY BASED ON EVERYTHING WE SEE ON TV.
TT – wonders of wonders we agree on Kathryn and Thomas were meant to be until they both screwed it up. I’ve no idea if it will happen in their lifetime
The latest pic on TRav’s Instagram certainly. looks like a desperate grab for attention. It is a soft porn shot set on a yacht.
Ashley certainly seems happy to oblige like a pro. She has a small group of very invested, fawning followers who rip into anyone criticizing her on Thomas’s Instagram pages.
Ashley herself veers, throughout Thomas’s posts, between dropping in saccharine little comments or saying various critics will be blocked and she is praying for them. Altogether a bit sickening. Surely it is all staged by Thomas or is he really that dumb.
A couple kissing fully clothed at sunset in a yacht is not soft core porn. Generally that is considered a romantic sunset cruise.
Totally. It is the staged exhibitionism I have an issue with.
And udderly cruel.
Laid an egg and missed the nest, Cheryl B @ 1:32
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