And now, coming to you live from the deep freeze in Georgia, replete with clogged sinuses and an abundance of sneezes, I bring you this recap of Kyle Richards on Watch What Happens Live.
Sadly, for no reason whatsoever, my DVR cut off the first three minutes of the show. It picks up at the very end of Kyle discussing the break-in at her house and suggesting that LVP is a likely suspect due to a missing pink Chanel jacket.
Molly does a spot on imitation of Dorit’s stupid voice and odd accent and then suggests Dorit would be perfect for doing voice overs on cartoons. Oh the shade of it all!
Next they play the scenes of Dorit and LVP discussing the closeness or lack thereof between Dorit and Kyle. It appears that LVP is once again very territorial when it comes with her friendship with Kyle. She has a history of trying to break up Kyle’s other friendships. I always complain about them showing clips of the show that just aired, but now I get why they do it. It’s for people who were drunk during the show so we can be reminded of what the show was about.
Two games in a row were played without any men in their underwear. This never happens.
Kyle says she was shocked by Rinna’s Instastories about the first season of the RHOBH. Rinna really came for LVP and Kyle felt very defensive of LVP. She clearly didn’t support Rinna at all in that venture. I thought it was funny. She says she didn’t text Rinna about it but she did take a screen shot.
This ad for the RHONJ reunion has me dreading it already.
The preview for next week shows Dorit taking no accountability for being almost an hour late to meet Teddi. Dorit doesn’t seem to realize she is being filmed. Teddi is holding Dorit accountable anyway. She literally skated on her behavior at Kyle’s party, but this is going to be the thing that hangs her? I really hope this is her last season.
The audience in the clubhouse is making these weird loud “woooo”noises whenever Molly mentions an SNL character. It’s very annoying.
Kyle kind of tries to downplay the strained relationship between her and her sisters over her television shows about the family. She says Dorit just caught her in a moment where she really wanted to share her success with her sisters and yet she knew they were not supportive of her projects.
A caller asks if Kim and Rinna will ever make up. Kyle says absolutely not. They just don’t like each other.
Kyle is asked if she saw Kylie Jenner at the Krismas party at Kris Jenner’s house. She pleads the fifth on that but says she had a great time at the party. She spent NYE in Aspen with Bethenny and Paris and Scot Disick. That an odd mix.
Yet a third game free of sexual debauchery. I’m starting to think Molly Shannon may have insisted on some level of dignity for this episode.
Kyle says she adores Teddi and the text almost every day. That bodes well for her RHOBH future.
Basically, nothing of any importance happened this episode, or it happened in the first three minutes.