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Married At First Sight: The Newlyweds

January 17, 2018 by tamaratattles 13 Comments

Molly and Jonathan

Molly & Jon

Jon and Molly seem equally pleased with the matchmakers at this point. Both of these two like to travel solo. We will have to see how well they travel together on their honeymoon. Jon sleeps naked. I get the feeling they consummated their marriage. Jon has apparently packed a ball gag and other sex toys for the honeymoon.

In an exciting twist, all Married at First Sight couples are going to the same resort in Jamaica so they can support each other.

It’s time for the In-Law Brunch with the bride, the groom and their parents. Both sets of parents seem pleased with the match.

Dr Griffin meets with the couple before their honeymoon. They both claim they did not have sex on their wedding night. I don’t believe them.

Off to Jamaica! They love their room at Moon Palace. 

Shawniece & Jepte

We start off on the wedding night. Shawniece is down to bang as soon as possible. On the other hand, Jepte just wants to process the day he just had. He’s also drunk. How did Shawniece’s hair go from straight to natural overnight? I guess she just washed it. Mine does the same but her natural look seems so, pretty. Maybe she did just wake up like that? Jepte doesn’t like that Shawniece pees with the door open. Shawniece doesn’t like that he put her name in his phone as just her first and last name instead of “wife.”

It’s time for the In-Law Brunch with the bride, the groom and their parents. Unfortunately, Jepte’s family went back to New York so he has no support despite being the one who needs it the most. Velma, Shawniece’s grandma wants to know how things went last night. Jepte tells Grandma to keep it PG! They have a nice brunch with no drama.

Dr Griffin meets with the couple before their honeymoon. The intimacy is not there with Jepte. He keeps pointing out she is a stranger. This upsets Shawniece.

Off to Jamaica! Jepte doesn’t like airports or planes. I love airports and planes! Jepte is a buzzkill. There luggage was left behind in Fort Lauderdale and this irritates Jepte. He doesn’t seem to roll with the punches too well. Shawniece is already upset at all of the stranger comments.

 

Ryan and Jaclyn

Jaclyn & Ryan

Someone in comments last week compared Ryan to Jack from Will and Grace. That is a perfect comparison. He’s a bit much. They totally had sex, they forgot a condom on the floor.

It’s time for the In-Law Brunch with the bride, the groom and their parents. Ryan’s parents are pleased with the match. Jaclyn’s parents, particularly her father were dead set against the marriage. But now, once they have gotten to know Ryan, they are more supportive.

Dr Griffin meets with the couple before their honeymoon. The therapist feels like this is a very strong match. I think Jaclyn is on the show too soon after her last boyfriend’s death. The therapist tells them not to hide their past.

Off to Jamaica! These two are the only ones who wore the Mr & Mrs t-shirts. Moon Palace is really pretty. Perhaps I should give Jamaica another chance! Actually it looks like Molly wore a Mrs tank. Oh and by the time Jepte and Shawniece arrive at the hotel, they are in their t-shirts. It looks like Jon was the only one not participating. They have pillow fights on the bed.

Next week, Molly and Jon go for a couples massage, but Molly has an issue with nudity and being touched by strangers. Jaclyn tells Ryan about her ex dying and he seems to be less than compassionate about it. Jepte just will not shut the fuck up about the stranger thing

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Filed Under: Entertainment News, Married At First Sight Tagged With: Boston, Entertainment News, Jaclyn Schwartzberg, Jepte Pierre, Jonathan Francetic, MAFS, Married at First Sight, Molly Duff, Ryan Buckley, Shawniec Jackson

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  1. Blondiemelinda says

    January 17, 2018 at 9:25 pm

    Ha! That was me, comparing Ryan with Jack!
    I have last night’s episode DVR’d but haven’t watched yet. From your recap, I’m disappointed in Jephte if he gets so upset about little stuff.

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  2. Chris says

    January 18, 2018 at 1:55 am

    Not loving these couples per se, but loving the intrigue they bring. Once again there are crazy issues that just scream- how on earth did the experts think you were right for this! Jephte seems like a nice enough, normal guy but not open enough for the crazy concept of marrying someone you do not know, and Jaclyn’s situation with the boyfriend dying is WAAAAAY to recent for them to really think she would be fully ready for this. I also find myself most annoyed at the “experts “

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  3. Tena says

    January 18, 2018 at 12:59 pm

    Poor Shawniece, my heart aches for her. Jephte comes off as not interested in her @ all. And I get so irritated when he keeps saying she’s a stranger, ” everyone is a stranger when they first meet”!! Jhepte shut up already…lol

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    • Suzanne D says

      January 19, 2018 at 1:41 pm

      Jephte is getting on my nerves already. One you are introduced to someone, he or she is no longer a stranger. Unless you have Alzheimer’s. They are no longer strangers but they still need to get to know each other better. I can even give him a pass for needing more time to warm up to someone new, but he is SOOOOOOO negative. It’s like Shawnice would say, “Let’s sit on the balcony and watch the moon over the water.” And he would say, “It’s like watching the moon over the water with a stranger.” Jephte is a fun as having a boil on your ass.

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      • Tena says

        January 19, 2018 at 3:49 pm

        Omg…although she is a bit uncouth I feel her pain, however this season is going to be hard to finish with him and his stranger danger mess!!! Lol can’t wait til Tuesday ?

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    • Ty says

      January 24, 2018 at 5:26 am

      I feel the same….a “buzzkill” is an understatement. It’s as if he (Jephte) didn’t know he would be marrying a stranger. He definitely annoys me.

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  4. Vicki Jensen says

    January 19, 2018 at 7:21 pm

    So far I am really liking the couples, except Jephet. I really feel for Shawniece. I’m really pulling for all the couples this season. Can’t wait for Tuesday.

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  5. chuck says

    January 24, 2018 at 9:43 pm

    Molly is hot and Jonathan has to GROW UP if he wants to keep her. She wants mature MAN!!!!!

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  6. Sandy says

    January 25, 2018 at 12:14 am

    Experts, why would you have picked Jephte, he is a winey baby who is scared of his own shadow and can’t carry a conversation.

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  7. Tasha says

    February 28, 2018 at 12:58 pm

    I’m loving Shawniece & Jephte, he finally lets her in. She seems like a lot of fun. I can see their marriage lasting! Good luck and wish y’all the very best.

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    • Tena says

      February 28, 2018 at 7:57 pm

      KUDOS TO THE 2 OF THEM…I THINK SHAWNIECE IS A SWEET PERSON & REALLY DESERVES TRUE LOVE??? I WISH THEM LUCK.

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  8. Tida says

    March 13, 2018 at 11:16 pm

    Molly is not hot sending mixed signals she is cold Jon has a right to be angry. He should cu t her loose

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  9. Tida says

    March 13, 2018 at 11:21 pm

    Molly is not hot ,gives mixed signals, body language set sheis not attracted to Jon she sounds illiterate says like every other word

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