Can you imagine how humiliating it is to be Britanny Cartwright right now? I mean, bless her heart. Right off the bat Andy points out that Brittany is nervous about what people are going to say. He says he will try not to go hard on her, but she does have a lot of questions. She’s all smiles and assures Andy it is okay. She looks gorgeous and so does Ariana. Andy has brought in southern comfort food for her.
Does Britanny have hair extensions? Sorry, I don’t pay much attention to how long her hair is but it seems extra long to me. Britanny says she didn’t know what “See You Next Tuesday” meant and someone had to explain it to her.
Next we get the scene Tom Sandoval playing trumpet. I was waiting for Andy to make his first sexual reference. Perhaps something like, Sandoval’s ineptness with his trumpet could be a metaphor for why he is not getting laid. Instead, he randomly asked Britanny if she and Jax are married because the Internet is buzzing of a photo of him with a wedding ring on posted on his Instagram. Britanny says they are not married. Jax just likes wearing it. She says he must be getting the itch or something.
Am I the only one who thought Britanny looked really skinny, especially in the face in the scene where Jax is gaslighting her in the kitchen telling her she broke her word “as a woman?” Her face is back to normal size on WWHL.
Andy asked why she took Jax back after all of the ugly things he said about her on the tape. She doesn’t even have an excuse. She says she was filled with mixed emotions and it was a very confusing time. Off course of 95% of those polled said Brittany should not have taken Jax back.
With regard to whether or not Ariana had the best timing in sharing the tape with Britanny, she says the timing was not good, but Lala asked, “Do you want to ruin her night? Or ruin her life?” She said she doesn’t think she could have stopped Lala from sharing it with her. Sidenote, Faith claims that Lala was trying to use the hookup with Faith as a negotiation point in her contract. Faith was pissed about this because that was the reason she taped the conversation in the first place so that she could go to production and prove her relevance. I think Faith went after Jax specifically to tape him and weasel her way back on to the show. Also, in hindsight the title of the episode where Britanny finds out Jax cheated was more clever than I thought. Eighty-six percent of those polled is on Ariana’s side.
With regard to Rob cheating on Scheana, Ariana says she was with Rob and Scheana on the night in question and she does not believe he kissed anyone else.
Britanny explains to a caller that she never thought she would stay with someone who cheated on her but she just loves him so much and her feelings are not going away.
Andy asked if Britanny ever talked to Faith afterwards. Britanny says she sent Faith a few texts (I bet she did!) trying to get her to admit what she did because she thought Faith was her friend. Faith never responded.
Ariana claims her sex life with Sandoval is better. Because what is she supposed to say?
Britanny is very grateful that her family and friends in Kentucky and the girls on the show continue to support her regardless of her decisions.
A caller asks if Britanny feels obligated to stay with Jax because he supports her and bought her boobs. She says no. She has her own job (she actually works at SUR a lot despite the VPR check), her own friends, and her own life and she is completely capable of supporting herself.
I can’t believe Andy still doesn’t understand how inappropriate Beer Dong is. I also don’t understand why these girls agree to play. Especially Ariana who is all about women and that should include not supporting crap like this. Someone need to tell Andy it is inappropriate.
Ariana says that she and Kristen are on good terms. She has a blast with her in Vegas at the end of last year. There will always be things they disagree about (probably things like Ariana stealing her boyfriend) but they both know how to have fun.
Britanny says that Jax’s tell when he is lying is that he gets very defensive. Another tell is when his lips are moving.
Sorry for the delay. If you follow me on Twitter you know I have been IN THE WORLD today handling my biz-niz.