Can you imagine how humiliating it is to be Britanny Cartwright right now? I mean, bless her heart. Right off the bat Andy points out that Brittany is nervous about what people are going to say. He says he will try not to go hard on her, but she does have a lot of questions. She’s all smiles and assures Andy it is okay. She looks gorgeous and so does Ariana. Andy has brought in southern comfort food for her.
Does Britanny have hair extensions? Sorry, I don’t pay much attention to how long her hair is but it seems extra long to me. Britanny says she didn’t know what “See You Next Tuesday” meant and someone had to explain it to her.
Next we get the scene Tom Sandoval playing trumpet. I was waiting for Andy to make his first sexual reference. Perhaps something like, Sandoval’s ineptness with his trumpet could be a metaphor for why he is not getting laid. Instead, he randomly asked Britanny if she and Jax are married because the Internet is buzzing of a photo of him with a wedding ring on posted on his Instagram. Britanny says they are not married. Jax just likes wearing it. She says he must be getting the itch or something.
Am I the only one who thought Britanny looked really skinny, especially in the face in the scene where Jax is gaslighting her in the kitchen telling her she broke her word “as a woman?” Her face is back to normal size on WWHL.
Andy asked why she took Jax back after all of the ugly things he said about her on the tape. She doesn’t even have an excuse. She says she was filled with mixed emotions and it was a very confusing time. Off course of 95% of those polled said Brittany should not have taken Jax back.
With regard to whether or not Ariana had the best timing in sharing the tape with Britanny, she says the timing was not good, but Lala asked, “Do you want to ruin her night? Or ruin her life?” She said she doesn’t think she could have stopped Lala from sharing it with her. Sidenote, Faith claims that Lala was trying to use the hookup with Faith as a negotiation point in her contract. Faith was pissed about this because that was the reason she taped the conversation in the first place so that she could go to production and prove her relevance. I think Faith went after Jax specifically to tape him and weasel her way back on to the show. Also, in hindsight the title of the episode where Britanny finds out Jax cheated was more clever than I thought. Eighty-six percent of those polled is on Ariana’s side.
With regard to Rob cheating on Scheana, Ariana says she was with Rob and Scheana on the night in question and she does not believe he kissed anyone else.
Britanny explains to a caller that she never thought she would stay with someone who cheated on her but she just loves him so much and her feelings are not going away.
Andy asked if Britanny ever talked to Faith afterwards. Britanny says she sent Faith a few texts (I bet she did!) trying to get her to admit what she did because she thought Faith was her friend. Faith never responded.
Ariana claims her sex life with Sandoval is better. Because what is she supposed to say?
Britanny is very grateful that her family and friends in Kentucky and the girls on the show continue to support her regardless of her decisions.
A caller asks if Britanny feels obligated to stay with Jax because he supports her and bought her boobs. She says no. She has her own job (she actually works at SUR a lot despite the VPR check), her own friends, and her own life and she is completely capable of supporting herself.
I can’t believe Andy still doesn’t understand how inappropriate Beer Dong is. I also don’t understand why these girls agree to play. Especially Ariana who is all about women and that should include not supporting crap like this. Someone need to tell Andy it is inappropriate.
Ariana says that she and Kristen are on good terms. She has a blast with her in Vegas at the end of last year. There will always be things they disagree about (probably things like Ariana stealing her boyfriend) but they both know how to have fun.
Britanny says that Jax’s tell when he is lying is that he gets very defensive. Another tell is when his lips are moving.
Sorry for the delay. If you follow me on Twitter you know I have been IN THE WORLD today handling my biz-niz.
Brittany looked gorgeous. Can’t figure out what it was that made her look so different? Loved learning that Tom and Arianna got together with Kristen. Never would have thought that possible!
I thought Ariana had the more embarrassing night with Andy questioning her about her vag. I also fast forward during those beer dong skits. IMO Andy is in for a big fall with his creepy ways and questions.
Brittany using the ole Christian values on forgiveness to justify Jax’s behavior is just pitiful.
What did I miss about Ariana’s vag? I don’t mind talking about her vag at all but it does make me feel like a skeevy old lady, and we are not at dinner. LOL.
What did I miss about Ariana’s vag? I don’t mind talking about her vag at all but it does make me feel like a skeevy old lady, and we are not at dinner. LOL.
The episode b4 this one….Ariana confessed to Lala that she doesn’t like anyone near her vag because an abusive ex-boyfriend told her that her vag was ‘disgusting’….among other things.
I wish I could tell her that the only reason this asshole told her things like that was because he was psychotically insecure! He just wanted to make her feel less than him so he could feel better about his disgusting self!
Adonis, you are spot on. These types at first drop subtle negative remarks then when most insecure go full blast on a woman. Don’t know if understanding the remarks are not true helps much once they have been said. Understanding and time.
Sometimes I just hate men, lol doesn’t last long. .
oops *Adonia” autocorrect is still fighting to be right.
LOL that’s ok…Adonis is actually the male version of my name 🙂
Ariana looked beautiful. So did Brittany’s except her jumpsuit wasn’t my favorite. Looked weird and uncomfortable.
Good WWHL episode other than the Beer Dong Pong, ick!
*Hope your car repairs dont cost too much TT
Ariana spoke about a previous relationship where her partner made her feel her um “vag” was somehow inferior, she was fat, etc. So she is uncomfortable with anyone touching it.
Of course Andy didn’t waste any time bringing it up. I was more embarrassed for her than Brittany. Granted, she shouldn’t of mentioned it on VPR, but come on Andy.
I think Ariana made up that story.If a guy told me my vag is disgusting I would say have you seen your dick?! Haha! Ariana is a strong chick so I dont think something like that wont affect her either…..She most probably does not feel physically attracted to Tommy boy that uses more hair product than her. Its like dating a girl not a man.
Its weird that Ariana’s story with her ex is an issue now. When her and Tom first got together he talked about all the sex they were having and how happy he was.
That’s actually not weird at all, because as Ariana said, when you are in the throes of a new relationship you get caught up and it can be easy to push aside all the verbal shit your ex put on you and made you feel about yourself. The bad thoughts go away for a bit, but over time, they come back 100%. It’s really hard to shake it when someone has done a psychological number on you.
It 100% happened to me and every time I got into a new, fresh, relationship I hoped my issues would stay away and it would be different with the “right” guy, and for the first little while, It would seem ok, but then everything would come right back. The newness wears off and all the ugliness from before that you have carried with you is still there.
she has to deal with it on her own terms, if she chooses to, because no relationship will ever fix it.
Sweet, for sure, but Brittany is pathetic. using Jesus to justify staying with the walking STD that is jax taylor, no sweetie lol
I don’t feel sorry for Brittany at all anymore. If she wants to stay she deserves what she gets and shouldn’t be surprised when it keeps on happening. Obviously Jax doesnt respect her. I believe everything he told Faith is how he really feels. He just doesnt want to lose his friends if he breaks up with her.
I agree. I also think he is completely incapable of genuine honesty and compassion. He only cares about himself.
Somethings, like the opinion poll, just don’t add up.
Ariana is giving me modern day Betty Draper realness in those pics! ❤
Brittany’s bible bashing family need to bash her about the head with it and knock some sense into the deluded girl! Her horndog bf will pounce on anyone that makes eyecontact for more than 5 seconds and theres not enough frosted lipgloss and cheap fake tan in the world that’s worth encouraging their daughter to stand by her man (and that’s using the term ‘man’ extremely loosely).
I feel for Ariana. Seems like there was much more to her story. I could have heard wrong, but I don’t think she mentioned that it was an ex boyfriend who said those insulting things to her. My first thought was that it was part of another type of abusive relationship. I hope she has talked to or will talk to a therapist or doctor about her situation. It’s bigger than just a VPR story line.
Something seemed off about Britany’s face, around the eyes and/or eyebrows.