While I could not fathom how they could get more than a one episode reunion out of this season considering all the stuff they are not going to show between Margaret and Siggy, somehow production has managed to come up with two episodes. Oh Joy.
Andy Cohen is telling anyone who will listen that pre-prison Teresa is back on the reunion and he not be happier about that. He sure does love the felons, that one.
Here is what the PR says about the two episodes.
On Wednesday, January 17 at 9PM ET/PT the two-part reunion begins with Teresa’s brutal honesty about where her marriage stands today.
Teresa would not know brutal honesty if it bit her in the ass. Are we going to act surprised when she announces she is divorcing Joe? It’s not like Caroline Manzo didn’t predict every single thing that happened right down to the prison, the books, and the divorce several years ago. Always listen to Mama Manzo.
Next, tensions resurface as Margaret and Siggy look back on their rocky relationship, and for the first time since season two, Danielle returns for the reunion and gets candid with Teresa.
Danielle would not know candid if it bit her in the ass. Are we really going to have more of “Danielle the victim?” Seriously?
Afterwards, the ladies go head to head over “Cakegate,” and Melissa demands an apology from Siggy.
Just kill me now.
But the biggest shock comes when Kim D arrives on set, pushing Teresa to her limit.
Yes, give me Kim D and all of her true tea. Tell it, Kim D!
The reunion continues with part two on Wednesday, January 24 at 9PM ET/PT,
[Nancy Kerrigan] WHY?????WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????[Nancy Kerrigan]
with Teresa making a shocking claim about Kim D, which forces the ladies to choose sides.
What kind of shocking claim? If it is about the “revenge killings” that occurred in her son’s car, why would that cause anyone to choose sides? Is Teresa going to accuse her of plotting to drug and rape someone in her sex dungeon? Is she going to say Kim D. asked to lick her box? Is she going to accuse her of being a stripper? Is she going to accuse her of doing coke in the bathroom? Or maybe being anti-semetic? Cockroaches in her bathroom? Secretly using a surrogate to have her kids? WHAT IS LEFT TO ACCUSE SOMEONE OF AT THIS POINT?
Meanwhile, Dolores and Danielle face off over accusations thrown each other’s way.
Is this about Danielle’s sex in the bathroom of the pizza place? Dolores not really living with Frank? Frank’s recent disbarment? What?
Then, the whole cast revisits their epic trip to Italy, where one comment changed the dynamic of their friendships forever.
I hope everyone mentions Hitler. A lot. But wait, there’s more…
Following the two-part reunion, the network will air a “Reunion Secrets Revealed” special on Wednesday, January 31 at 9PM ET/PT, with funny and surprising never-before-seen moments from the ladies of the Garden State:a Gorga/Giudice Easter celebration gets completely out of control,
This sounds fascinating.
Margaret and Siggy show surprising BFF potential at a photo shoot,
Was this back when Siggy was properly medicated?
Danielle crosses the line in the Gorga’s Restaurant bathroom,
Didn’t we already see that? Do we need more information on this?
Gia reveals her true feelings about her dad returning home, and more.
Sure, let’s get a teenage girl who is essentially the head of household at the Giudice’s to go on TV and say on a show that her father watches in prison that she doesn’t want him to come back home. That’s not tragic at all.
I’m not sure we will survive this.