Welcome, my fellow ANTM model fans. Since there are 15 girls left, I am just going to do something quick and dirty this week and get to RHOBH on time. This is RHOBH night, right? I am all confused.
I already hate Maggie from Maine who calls herself the white homegirl. Apparently she is talking in what she thinks is a “ghetto dialect” and all the other girls are offended.
The homeless girl from Atlanta, Brendi K says her mother will not give her ten dollars for tampons. WTF?Noe.
Rio is stunning.
Stacy MacKenzie is the host for the next challenge. It’s at the skateboarding park in Venice beach. Stacy forgot her pants but she has such long, beautiful legs, pants probably don’t fit her. First she coaches the girls on their walks. Then they walk a runway show while the skateboards skate all through their paths and around them while staying focused. The winner books a gig at NYFW.
This fashion show is very fast paced so I can’t comment on everyone. Brendi K seems to just sort of give up halfway through. She stepped off the path in an odd way that is hard to explain. The point is she fucked up. The curvy girls are at a disadvantage because they don’t have runway experience.One of the curvy girls, Ivana missed her mark in the same way that Brendi K. did. I’m still rooting for you, Ivana! Coura SLAYED her walk. I loved Rio. A curvy girl, Khyrstiana won the show! I didn’t even notice her. But again, this whole thing lasted like two minutes and I would have had to take an hour to recap in detail. So YAY for the curvy girl! Coura was AMAZING though.
Back at the house afterward, Brendi K. goes off on the entire house because someone put a half eaten apple back in the fridge. Really? How is that impacting her life? It’s not. But her ridiculous behavior is killing her opportunity. No wonder her mom won’t give her money for tampons. She appears to be constantly on the rag. She sucked in the challenge and now she is making enemies in the house.
For the next challenge, they are all posing pregnant like so many stars are doing. Drew, from Paper Magazine tells them that they need to pose like Niki Minaj and Beyonce. Rhiyan is having a moment because she might possibly maybe can’t have kids. This is a ridiculous photo shoot. Maggie sucks. I think I may have mentioned that before.
Erin, who we were so happy to see stay, is crying about not having done a pregnancy photo before. But she does well. Jeana is amazing as usual. No matter what, I almost always suppose the Atlanta contestant on these competition shows, but someone needs to shoot either me or Brendi K. Because this is just embarrassingly bad. Apparently, she had a miscarriage at 18 during an abusive relationship. Oh sweetie. You are clothes hanger. No one cares about your personal drama. This is not Marriage Boot Camp: Family Edition. It’s America’s Next Top Model! Bella Hadid sucks it up even though her mama loves Gigi best and tells everyone she has fake Lyme disease. GET A GRIP. She also televised her DUI and was less than kind. Get over yourself. Lots of model have shitty parents, and even more people with less opportunities than you have shitty parents.
It’s time for judging. I’m going to focus on the ones who make asses of themselves and who is in the top due to time constraints. Kendi sucks and they all agree. I imagine she will go home. They tell Coura she need more courage. They hate Maggie too.
Coura wins! I am kind of shocked. I loved her but it seemed like others got more praise. I am happy for her. Rio was second. these two are hard to beat. Erin was third. Jeana was fourth. The rest were in the middle.
Due to editing, Brendi and Maggie were the bottom two. I hope they both go. I hate recapping with so many people and we do not get to know the girls. They keep Brendi K. because at least she is being her authentic self. But if you think for a minute Tyra Banks is going to keep some white girl from Maine in the competition for appropriating black culture and being as fake as Lala Kent on Vanderpump Rules? You’re an idiot.
Do you agree with the judges choices? Who is your favorite?