My DVR cut off the first two minutes of this episode so we are picking up with LVP talking about Teddi bringing a fresh perspective to the show. I agree and I hope we get to keep her and no send her off for being “boring.” I think we need a few normal people on these shows, otherwise it is a big ole sack of crazy. I was so thrilled to see on last night’s trip to Tokyo that Rinna and Erika Jayne knew how to behave properly in other countries and respect their traditions and customs and still have a good time.
Andy says that Teddi is “starting to see another side of Dorit.” Nope, she’s seeing the only side she has that we have all been seeing. It just seems worse this season because batshit crazy Eden is thankfully gone and we can focus more on the Dorit situation. Lisa says the situation with Dorit doesn’t get any better as the season goes on. I am only now seeing LVP’s ensemble for the evening. It’s very “widow of the deceased at the funeral.” She appears to be wearing black lace gloves with her black dress with the see through arms and Is that some sort of white stole draped over her chair? I am sure this was discussed in the first two minutes that my DVR decided to spare me from.
The first poll is, is Dorit a fun girl or a trash talker? 96% say trash talker. LVP says she is very good friends with Dorit. Really? That is interesting. I hope that doesn’t lower our chances of getting her off the show.
LVP says it is bad enough having to deal with everything that comes out of her mouth, but now she has to visualize everything that goes into her mouth? That’s even worse. LVP says Rinna wrote a book called How To Lay A Man and she wrote a book called How to Lay a Table. Frankly, I find both of those talents to be important to a lady’s education.
Andy basically said that Vanderpump Rules is better than RHOBH this season. Of course he would think that. He has a one track mind. While Vanderpump Rules is still a lot of fun, and Lady C’s recaps are even better, I still prefer RHOBH. We see a clip of next week where Scheana completely disbelieves that her man is making out with other women. There seems to be an awful lot that happening this season.
LVP’s weird gloves with sparkles in very distracting.
We get a montage of the new Nice Lisa Rinna. LVP says Rinna thinks if she keeps saying how nice she is people would believe it. Keep watching.
Andy brings up Rinna’s Instastory where she was watching the first two seasons of RHOBH and commenting. LVP says, “Yes, she watched the seasons for and didn’t get the part.” It seems that Rinna is still on the ropes for daring to mention LVP’s many legal issues. #Shade
Rinna shows LVP in fur and asks how she is wearing fur as an animal activist. LVP says the fur is as fake as Rinna. Rinna claims that LVP made Taylor the villain. I was still very pro Vanderpump during Taylor’s seasons so I’m sure I didn’t see it that way at the time, but perhaps we should rewatch those episodes. Rinna says that LVP was more lighthearted and fun in the early seasons. LVP said that probably true until I met her. I’m not sure how seriously to take LVP’s jabs because that is sort of the nature of her relationship with Rinna.
Next is a montage called “Take a Seat, Dorit!” which is just a montage of her constant crappy behavior in the last episode. LVP says that Dorit was drunk at the dinner party, but she has no excuse for her behavior at the photo shoot. Brandi Glanville tweeted that she was feeling some deja vu about the new young blonde sidekick doing a photoshoot for Beverly Hills Living. Brandi says she was kinder to the hair and makeup team. LVP says this may be the only time that Brandi has been right.
Next LVP is asked to give advice to all the cheating couples on Pump Rules. First up is Jax and Brittany. She says that Britanny is such a lovely girl who always looks for the best in people and she thinks her love for him supersedes the sense. She says the audio recording is bad. With regard to Katie and Schwartz, LVP says perhaps she did over-react, but because she officiated the wedding, she felt invested and it felt like he had cheated on her as well. That is one of the dumbest things LVP has ever said. With regard to Tom and Ariana not having sex, she says that was shocking to her. She says that Scheana being in Vegas for a few months might be good for her. However, I think Scheana said he came to her opening night. Regarding Kristen and Carter who we don’t see as much of, Andy says that they seem great. LVP says, “Yeah, but come on Andy, it’s Kristen!”
Next week, Rinna brings up a lawsuit against LVP and Ken. In the lawsuit, Ken is accused of physically pushing a woman who owns another dog shelter against the wall while screaming “Don’t you know who I am. I believe that lawsuit settled out of court with a clause that said the woman would not pursue an assault case. Kyle immediately says that Ken would never be violent with a woman. But we have witnessed him being very aggressive toward Yolanda on the finale of one season. He’s also said very derogatory things about Brandi and other cast members, and was at the center of a lengthy sexual harassment case ihe lost involving Villia Blanca. So I’m not surprised the case was settled quietly. His track record seems less than pristine to me. None of the myriad of other court cases have been mentioned on the show. After seeing Kyle defend Ken she says, “Well that is great, and that is the truth.” But is it?
LVP admits she was throwing shade at Erika Jayne when she said, “scratch the puss.” She says Erika has a good sense of humor and can take a joke. She likes that about Erika. More like she doesn’t have any fucks to give about what LVP says.
A caller asks out of all the housewives who have left, who does she miss the most and the least. Obviously Brandi is the one she misses the least. She says she is friends with Joyce Giraud, and thinks she if fabulous. Really now. She sure was complicit in Brandi treating her like shit the season she was on.
Andy asks if Faith set out to hurt Britanny when she recorded Jax. LVP says she thinks Jax got confused when she told him to have Faith in himself, she didn’t me to have himself in Faith. How long has she been waiting to use that line. She basically said that Faith was trying to get on the show as Jax’s girlfriend. She says you don’t generally secretly record someone without an ulterior motive.
LVP says that she tried to wrangle Dorit into a more civilized state of mind at dinner. She says when she saw the footage, she was laughing and realized that sometimes she does that to diffuse the situation and it’s not a good thing. She says her behavior was wildly inappropriate.
LVP says she hasn’t heard from Yolanda. She tried reaching out to her once with no response. She sees the kids when they are in town. Andy says she got Mohammed in the divorce. She says, “Well, I had him before.”
LVP is asked why she has a soft spot for Lala. She says because she tries to project this “gangsta” vibe she is not like that at all. She says once you get to know her she’s really sweet. Also, when she works at SUR all the guests love her.
Andy plugs LVP’s rosé and asks if Giggy ever has any. LVP says, “Just a little at cocktail hour, what’s wrong with that?” She’s got to be kidding but I imagine the Internet went wild with that comment.
Finally, a caller asked if Max ever met his birth mother. She said they did find her and give him the opportunity to meet her. He’s rather torn on the issue. He has not met her yet, but that doesn’t mean it will not happen in the future. It’s his choice to make.
Ken and Pandora were in the audience. Which reminds me, Ken wants to clone giggy. LVP said they could do so much more with the $50,000 it costs by putting it into the “shelter.”
Thoughts?
LVP must be getting senile, because Halloween was months ago. Great witch costume, though.
I re-watched RHOBH from the start last year, and funnily enough Taylor was the first to say she was being manipulated by Vanderpump. I can’t remember the situation that caused her to say it, but she was unhappy with “the way Lisa had made her look”, and it was discussed with Kyle at Taylor’s house. Of course, no one took Taylor seriously so it didn’t seem to make an impact at the time, but it was interesting seeing it last year in the context of the LVP we’ve got to know since then.
I felt like this episode of WWHL was really flat, considering LVP has two entire shows to gab and gossip about. The half-nekkid dog dudes were cute, though.
The Lisa R stuff was weird. My husband and I both remember that back in the early days Lisa R and sometimes Harry were pretty frequent guests on WWHL and Andy would ask her to be on housewives and she would laugh and say no. But that she and Harry loved watching it. Then when she came on the show there was a comment from either her or LVP that they had known each other for years. There were definitely lies last night and I’m sure before but, which are the lies?
Last season, Rinna said she’d known Vanderpump for 26 years and that’s why she was so hurt by the lying. Now they didn’t know each other before the show according to LVP.
I guess the truth lies in between – Rinna was known for attending the opening of an envelope back in the day, so I’m sure they’ve been at events together in LA even if they weren’t close friends. It was a big contradiction though.
I can’t understand how LVP can consistently dress so badly. For formal wear, her role model seems to be Witchy-Poo and it’s incredibly aging. The outfit she wore to the horse show epitomizes her bad fashion sense in other situations. The pink lace black use with th the black bra underneath and the black dress pants were both inappropriate for the venue (although not as inappropriate as Dorit’s heels) and for a
LVP’s a bit tacky and louche. She may set a wonderful table, but she’ll shiv ya if you mess with her plan. The grand manner seems to be a façade and, for me, that’s why she’s good tv, along with her humor. She’s created herself and maybe droit shares that trait.
TeamLVP.
Yes!!!me too? team Lisa Vanderpump forever.
Yeah, I love her too and have pieces from her Evine collections.
I may not agree with everything LVP says or does. And I don’t take every word out of her mouth as some holy nugget, but she is my favorite HW. If I think she is wrong, I don’t defend her. Most times, she gets slammed over stupid shit. I think she is a fun loving person as well as a great businesswoman, but don’t cross her or she’ll take you down. Someone after my own heart as I am the same.
I like Lisa. I just wish she’d stop with the shitty comments about Rinna.
It isn’t an attractive look for her.
I accidentally posted before I had completed and corrected my post. The pink lace blouse with the black bra underneath was really inappropriate for a woman who’s closer to 60 than 50 and doesn’t have a model’s body. Rhinos could pull it off, but the color combination is pretty hideous and cheap looking. With all the money than LVP has, she needs to cough some up and pay a stylist. Or just wear jeans and a shirt. Because that’s the only outfit she gets right.
I still like LVP. Brandi went on a drunken tirade last night about how LCV ruined her life. I’m assuming it’s a mixture of LeAnn Rimes and Lisa Vanderpump…nothing in Brandi’s life is her fault.
And I have recently rewatched RHOBH from the beginning and have saw LVP play some poor housewives for the fool, but they were also willing victims. Lisa Rinna knows the score. I think we could find much worse in Erika Jayne’s closet, though. It hasn’t been all roses with Ken and Lisa
No, it was LVC. For Lisa VanderCunt. From what I have seen, in my opinion, LVP doesn’t come at you for no reason at all. If someone draws first blood, LVP comes out swinging and won’t stop until she puts you in your place.
I’ve always had a soft spot for LVP. She’s not perfect, but she comes closer more often than any of the rest of them, IMO. She really could use a “refresh” makeover, though. The lace and the bows are aging her. She can afford the best tailored, most classic looks which would compliment her face and body. And it’s time she cut her hair. Long hair on anyone her age (including someone as well preserved as she is) drags her face down. It should be shoulder length or above and her whole face will be uplifted.
LVP is in a financial mess. If the time comes anytime soon that she loses her two huge Bravo paychecks she will be another HW filing bankruptcy. A large portion of her checks go to legal bills, legal judgements and legal settlements. She’s been trying to sell off the Villa Blanca for years. She needs to dump that to stay above water. Her restaurants solvency also depend on the show.
And much of the legal payouts have to do with a lost sexual harassment case or two and a quietly settled lawsuit where Ken was accused of assault… So if that is your idea of coming closer than perfection them, um, YAY! I can’t think of any of her castmates who have had more lawsuits against them. In fact I can’t think of any of them having a single lawsuit, let alone multiple ongoing ones. She’s turned into the Sheree Whitfield of RHOBH.
Didn’t realize they’re STILL trying to sell!!! Wow..
After so many years, it seems unlikely for them to find a buyer, no?
I mean what are they going to do? They occasionally throw a private party there on the show, but it’s not helping. The lawsuit is killing the business. But the sale might be on hold because they are trying to sue the lawyer for losing their case, if I recall correctly.
The birthday party they filmed at Villa Blanca was an attempt to breathe some life into that tired old restaurant and try to resuscitate the code blue sales pitch that the realtors are using to attempt a sale. The fact that it is still for sale is a huge red flag that something is happening there behind the scenes.
That and VPR kind of took the attention away from Villa Blanca and put it on SUR and Pump.
It seems that there is a certain style called “English Lady of a Certain Age Moves To LA,” because it seems like a few of them have it. Joan Collins, Jackie Collins, Lisa Vanderpump are all examples. It’s like they’re stuck in this stylized idea of what excess was when they moved to LA in the 80s/90s.
I would give my left testicle to restyle LVP.
Keep your nuts in your pants dude, unless you have enough for the entire class.
Bwahhahahaha! (I really needed a hearty chuckle this morning.) Mahalo TT!
Tired of LVP on RHOBH but do enjoy her on Vanderpump Rules.I bet Erika ends up with a Bravo spin off as Andy’s loyalty to LVP is clearly dissipating. LVP will once again threaten to leave ( yawn ) & call Andy out for focusing on her numerous legal issues. GUAREENTED.
LVP is a chess player like Kyle said. Actually, they’re both chess players, but Kyle comes off more genuine. She’s a better pretender. It would indeed be interesting looking back at earlier seasons and seeing how housewives compare to their earlier seasons. I have always thought LVP was duplicitous behind the scenes and somewhat a puppet master.
That’s because those were Brandi’s exact words from a previous season.
I don’t think LVP was the one that wanted Taylor gone, at least not singularly. There was way too much going on with her husband’s suicide, their crazy financial entanglements, and whether or not her abuse stories were real to keep her around.
It also seemed like she used Kyle and Adriene Maloof also didn’t trust her but would never say exactly why.
LVP looked awful in that black get up and dark hair. She looked rode hard and put away wet. IMHO. Just saying.
I am somewhat indifferent to LVP but…I thought her hair looked great on WWHL. so much better than the frizzy mess she normally prances around with
LVP is in desperate need of a make over! I never thought of her as the Sheree of RHOBH but Tamara makes a great point. I’m surprised she still standing by Dorit.
As for Dorit, as annoying as she is, I will thank for resurrecting season 1 Camille. At least we see a glimpse of the feisty Camille in her Bravo Blog.
My problem with Vanderpump is she seems to think she is on a game show with winners and losers instead of a reality show. What do we know of her real life? No mention of parents ever and lawsuits are conveniently forgotten. She spends all her time shading those who don’t kids her ads and date to be offended by her intended comments.
*kiss her ass and dare
I wanted to pull here sleeves down they were to bunched up, and not in a good way like her granny panties probably were too. We know how much she loves a good pair of knickers!
And the gloves! Didn’t we see those at Dorit’s party last year?
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LVP needs a loyal pet, and that is what Dorit is, because Kyle refuses to play along. So Dorit will likely return because Teddi will not play LVP’s game.
Unless Dorit cocaine habit get out of control, she’ll be back, besides Bravo may need guests to do lines with Andy.