Surprise, surprise, surprise. Yolanda Foster dropped the news on Wendy Williams today that she is in love again. David Foster began the process of unloading Yolanda back in 2015 and they finally came to a financial agreement last October. Less that three months later she’s announced she has another fish on her hook.
But I’m getting ahead of myself her. Let’s start at the beginning. Yolanda was on Wendy Williams today to promote her new show Making A Model. She strutted out in all black wearing some really expensive looking boots. Before they even start talking Yolanda gives Wendy a ‘healing crystal form Manchester.” I mean the quackery begins straight off the bat.
Wendy complements her on he simple look without hair extensions and drama. Yolanda says that there is no more artificial stuff on her, she’s learned her lesson on that. Is that irony or just hypocrisy? Wendy of course complimented her look just so she can announce that Yolanda is 54. Because, shady.
Yolanda says she is coming out of a really bad seven-year cycle where she wasn’t really celebrating her birthday, but this year, she is gathering all her friends, presuming both of them are available and celebrating the premiere of her show which is on her birthday.
Wendy brings up the “Lyme disease.” Yolanda says she has had it for seven years and she feels amazing because it is “in remission.” Wendy asks how she knew she had lyme disease, she tells a story about going to all sorts of doctors who told her she had chronic fatigue, but she kept on saying, “no! I have something that is eating my brain!” Blah blah blah all the doctors in the world, blah,blah, blah finally found a guy in Belgium to say she has “chronic neurological lyme.” Both non-Gigis have it two! The audience moans.
Wendy brings up Lisa Rinna who accused her of faking her illness. Yolanda says she didn’t really address Rinna about it because she was “just fighting for her life.” Yo says Rinna recently sent her a long letter of apology after reading the book. When she lapses into stories about things like not knowing what Munchhausen is, her accent and misuse of English words gets worse. Is that her tell? Yolanda says she is more spiritual and living on a higher level that the rest of the world.
Wendy starts a question with, “So you live on a farm in Pennsylvania now?” Yolanda replies with “where?” She refuses to say where her farm is located. It’s a beautiful 32 acre farm where she has chickens and goats and cows and horses. I perfect breeding ground for deer ticks. She has her own vegetable garden.
Yolanda says there is no competition between the girls. Anwar is an extremely “crystal child.” He’s extremely spiritual and wants to heal the world.
Wendy asks if she is friends with Kris Kardashian. She says they are friendly but not friends. Wendy asks who get the better table at a restaurant. Yolanda says, “Kris, because she’s Kris, and I’m just Joe Schmoe from Holland.” Yolanda says she rarely goes out and lives very far away from LA and that whole scene and she is happy that way.
Christmas this year was Gigi and her boyfriend Zayn Malik and the other not Gigis lounging about on the farm in front of the fireplace knitting sweaters and making gingerbread houses.
Wendy asks if she is dating and she fakes surprise. She tells Wendy she has been single for two and a half years and needed to take time to live in her own power, blah, blah,blah. And then she says she made a “love spiral” two or three months ago where she wrote down exactly what she was looking for in a man. I assume she is talking about those things that one girl in middle school would do when she was supposed to be taking notes where she started writing in the middle of the page in circles that continue to spiral around. Anyway, she wrote down what she wanted and then he just magically appeared and rang the doorbell at the farm one day. Oh, please.
He is three months younger than she is, he’s an amazing man and she is very much in love. He’s a very private person, he is a business man. He getting ready to be taken to the cleaners.
Yolanda’s show, Making A Model, has the mothers and daughters sleeping in the same bunk beds together every night. It’s not a competition show, no one gets sent home. She is focusing on the mother daughter relationship. She says “stuff goes down.”
The show starts Thursday at ten on Lifetime. I will probably recap but I don’t think I can fit it in during the original hour and might have to record the second show.
IF shes “in love” there are two guarantees; that he’s super rich and that she’s about to get a new chronic disease!
Just what I was thinking.
Me too! He needs to write that into the pre-nup this time.
It is a lovely farm in Pennsylvania, and I could be there in five minutes. Curious if her “love” is a local.
My first thought was a vet, possibly a horse vet.
Me too! I’ve had real Lyme disease from living here.
If she really wants Lyme disease she came to the right place!
Pennsylvania is the nations leader in Lyme’s. I’m sure she picked Pennsylvania to, “Bring da awareness of Lyme’s to da peoples”. What a nitwit. She’s as deep as a paper bag.
I’m thinking of doing one of those spiraly things; I want a rich man to ring my door bell and sweep me off my feet!
Do you think I could do a love spiral for a very nonjudgemental maid? Because I’m going to need a flock of those before my true love rings the bell.
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Oh Tamara, you flatterer. Chances are her boyfriend lives in NYC. My kids saw Bella and GiGi around town quite a while ago. I truthfully forgot all about it until I read this. Fairly sleepy area, but I’ll keep my eyes open when I’m in town; you’ll be the first to know any dirt…
bets that he is a doctor and wonder if yolanda was writing down directions to his office
Does she call the new one My King?
I always liked Yolanda. Sounds as if her illness has made her look differently at things.
Why am I picturing an A) hoover vacuum salesman or B) an Amish farmer?
Funniest review ever
Agree! That recap was laugh out loud funny! Thank you!!!
Architectural digest had pictures of Yolanda’s farm I’m PA. Looks amazing. Her $ goes a long way there.
A few observations:
1. I believe she’s given up Botox, because her face moves now. A lot.
2. I guess fake tan isn’t toxic, because she looks like Trump. It’s really quite a hideous shade of tangerine.
3. There are no crystals that come from Manchester. Wtf is she on about?
4. Also, she doesn’t know how to pronounce Manchester.
5. Those boots are ugly as fuck.
6. Her boyfriend needs to run far, run fast. She just wants your money, honey.
That’s all I got.
Lymeopause healed due to a 7 year cycle of brain eating… pathological. Good luck Yo. You’re so going to need it.
The 16min. Preview of Making a Model is to me frustrating due to Yolanda being picture of strength and health and tough. No crystals needed.
I’m glad I caught a bit of Wendy, but found myself tuning her out, can’t believe anything, especially some doodling to find a farmer? Big ole Ugh. Going to watch her show though, for the momagers.
Nothing artificial on her?
Hello! Those teeths ain’t real. Veneers for sure.
Fake teef indeed, but they look good.
Is she freaking kidding? She’s IN LOVE but made this love spiral (whatever the fuck that is?) one month, no two months ago? She’s in lust at best. I can not take her crap seriously at all.
I’d guess large animal vet too. Otherwise milkman? Postal carrier? UPS guy in those shorts?
But I did create a One Pass for the show so all I can say is yes, I have issues.
I really don’t want to give her the time of day because…Yolanda. All that she put the viewers through, especially those who might have been ill and believed the drivel she was spewing out weekly really angered me.
Then her miraculous recovery while vacationing all over the world was so gagging. The end of the divorce process brought her so much closure $$$$$$………..and now this. Her own show where she, mother of all model knowledge will end up tutoring some very special young woman who will have her own mother to also contend with.
I am going to watch the first episode because I am curious and I want to see her WELL – lol! No more bedridden scenes with IV’s intact.
And, maybe this new love of hers also appreciates that she is very rich so that might be a story unto itself.
This woman is unbelieveable . I just can not tune into her new show.A show of her own is what she wanted.She was very Jealous of Lisa VPump well guess she got what she wanted.Does she live in a state with Medical marijuana . Maybe her new man owns a dispencary he would have lots of money and cash too..
She better be wearing bug repelant. And her new man must of never seen her on Realhousewives.Or he would of made a fast get away as soon as he met her and businrss would be just that.
It is horrible that she does look like a gold digger.sorry lady I can not help but think that.
I live on a farm, albeit no where near NY, but the only strangers who knock on my door are Jahovah Witnesses or people trying to sell cancer insurance. Either way, they would be perfect for Yo.
I watched the 15-minute pre-show of her Making of a Model and I was disappointed…it’s out on the Demand channel. The parent’s are joined with their girls, whom are extremely young…some 13 years old…short…5’3″…it was odd ! She’s claiming to be able to make them a model and statistically, the requirements don’t add up. In the final minutes of the pre-show, one of her famed daughter’s arrives with her carrying a batch of cup-cakes..lol…I hate to say it, but I’ll stick with Tyra’s America Next Top Model…it’s more realistic…
I’m unsure if I will be regularly tuning in to this one…
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Yolanda, alledegedly, is a yacht girl procurer. Her new show is perfect for finding girls for her real job. Yachting $$$ is big bucks, during the season.
Been hearing that for years, allegedly with her ex-ex husband but it’s all so vague. Would love the Deets!
As my favorite aunt used to say, “Come sit next to me if you don’t have anything nice to say about anyone” She would grab me by the arm, pull me down to the sofa and gossip about everyone-it was heaven.
Every time I see a photo of David Foster out with Katherine Mcphee I am elated. Yolanda’s miraculous recovery if indeed it were true would be covered in every medical journal in the United States. There is no cure for what Yolanda Hadid suffers from ; a severe case of enlarged ego.
Just watched her model show. Tyra has no competition. The blonde mother and daughter are cunts too.
her new beau (if he’s real) better get a dating prenup signed up front. she is the biggest liar, phoney, attention seeking ho! i find it very hard to believe 3 members of the same family have lymes since CA has one of the lowest rates in the country. if you were talking abt ny, ct, ma, pa it may be more believeable. yolanda’s constant need for sympathy, attention was pathetic. wore no makeup when it suited her, showed her medical closet, got under the covers and pretended to be sick when housewives came to visit. all along her body seemed to stay in great shape — she could run, bike, travel, when it suited her. i don’t believe she ever had lymes. leaking impants, yes; sick from going to quacks all over the world, yes, overuse of questionable remedies, yes!!!! divorce final and book out, miracously recovered. takes back first husband’s name — so phoney. she’s a professional at making yolanda rich!!!