Andy says that this season of Vanderpump Rules is the best ever. It’s like everyday with the Trump administration. There is just so much new dramatic news every episode! I haven’t watched the episode yet and this post will go up whenever I get to it tomorrow, but I am hyped after that dramatic national championship that my dawgs lost and I need to stay busy.
I don’t know who S.E. Cupp is, but she is like, do these people not realize they are on television and whatever they do is going to come out? Scheana says she is very aware of that, but she wonders if some of the others are.
Apparently, there is audio of Jax after he had sex with Faith saying he is never going to marry Kentucky. Oh but never fear, everyone just spent the last few days in Michigan at Jax’s father’s funeral and Jax had sex with like everyone at the table, including the guys. Allegedly. I mean how real can this all be? If they were in their twenties it would be more believable. But they are old! Or at least old enough to know better. Scheana says that she was not surprised to hear what Jax said, but at the same time it was really heartbreaking.
Andy plays a montage of all castmates comments about Scheana. She’s self-absorbed, and delusional is the gist of it. It’s true she can’t go three days without posting nudes on her IG. But hey, It I had that body, I’d post them everyday. Still, she needs to come up for air from time to time and realize there are other people in the world. There are grown up issues to confront, and that her narcissism is not attractive. She’s the Kelly Bensimon of Vanderpump Rules without the rich ex-husband to fund her insanity. Scheana takes nothing from the montage and feels like Stassi and Kristen are not any better. Which is true. But the point is to realize… oh nevermind.
Scheana says she was joking about not being able to get married until July. No one believes that. NO. ONE. not even Scheana. Scheana also denies that Rob cheated on her. 85% of those polled says that of course he did.
We get a preview showing that Adriana and Sandoval’s relationship is the next to blow.
Scheana thinks Selena Gomez should play her in a movie about her like. More proof she thinks she is 25, she’s a very old 32.
Scheana says she is still great friends with Rob and he came to her opening night for Sex Tips For Straight Women From a Gay Man, which was just like yesterday. She says they were friends with benefits in the beginning but now it is just strictly friends. Andy seems really jealous of Scheana’s gig in Vegas. He says it is a six month gig, but it is really only five. Still, It is five months longer than anything Andy has ever had.
I can’t understand the callers and Andy is not doing his usual translation. S.E. Cupp fields a question about Oprah running for president. I don’t know why the media has pushing it because Oprah has said repeatedly that is not something she is interested in.
The rumor is that Scheana tried to put the moves on Shep. Scheana says she was in Atlanta going to a UGA game and asked if he wanted to tailgate together. No big deal. These two fame whores would be a decent match. But I think Shep and Stassi would be better.
Scheana is asked why she thinks all the other guys are capable of cheating but not Rob. She says because Rob is not that kind of person and doesn’t have a cheating bone in his body. ROFLMAO!
Do you think Rob cheated on Scheana?