Andy says that this season of Vanderpump Rules is the best ever. It’s like everyday with the Trump administration. There is just so much new dramatic news every episode! I haven’t watched the episode yet and this post will go up whenever I get to it tomorrow, but I am hyped after that dramatic national championship that my dawgs lost and I need to stay busy.
I don’t know who S.E. Cupp is, but she is like, do these people not realize they are on television and whatever they do is going to come out? Scheana says she is very aware of that, but she wonders if some of the others are.
Apparently, there is audio of Jax after he had sex with Faith saying he is never going to marry Kentucky. Oh but never fear, everyone just spent the last few days in Michigan at Jax’s father’s funeral and Jax had sex with like everyone at the table, including the guys. Allegedly. I mean how real can this all be? If they were in their twenties it would be more believable. But they are old! Or at least old enough to know better. Scheana says that she was not surprised to hear what Jax said, but at the same time it was really heartbreaking.
Andy plays a montage of all castmates comments about Scheana. She’s self-absorbed, and delusional is the gist of it. It’s true she can’t go three days without posting nudes on her IG. But hey, It I had that body, I’d post them everyday. Still, she needs to come up for air from time to time and realize there are other people in the world. There are grown up issues to confront, and that her narcissism is not attractive. She’s the Kelly Bensimon of Vanderpump Rules without the rich ex-husband to fund her insanity. Scheana takes nothing from the montage and feels like Stassi and Kristen are not any better. Which is true. But the point is to realize… oh nevermind.
Scheana says she was joking about not being able to get married until July. No one believes that. NO. ONE. not even Scheana. Scheana also denies that Rob cheated on her. 85% of those polled says that of course he did.
We get a preview showing that Adriana and Sandoval’s relationship is the next to blow.
Scheana thinks Selena Gomez should play her in a movie about her like. More proof she thinks she is 25, she’s a very old 32.
Scheana says she is still great friends with Rob and he came to her opening night for Sex Tips For Straight Women From a Gay Man, which was just like yesterday. She says they were friends with benefits in the beginning but now it is just strictly friends. Andy seems really jealous of Scheana’s gig in Vegas. He says it is a six month gig, but it is really only five. Still, It is five months longer than anything Andy has ever had.
I can’t understand the callers and Andy is not doing his usual translation. S.E. Cupp fields a question about Oprah running for president. I don’t know why the media has pushing it because Oprah has said repeatedly that is not something she is interested in.
The rumor is that Scheana tried to put the moves on Shep. Scheana says she was in Atlanta going to a UGA game and asked if he wanted to tailgate together. No big deal. These two fame whores would be a decent match. But I think Shep and Stassi would be better.
Scheana is asked why she thinks all the other guys are capable of cheating but not Rob. She says because Rob is not that kind of person and doesn’t have a cheating bone in his body. ROFLMAO!
Do you think Rob cheated on Scheana?
That was a pretty funny episode. SE referring to her as a celebrity and Scheana deflecting insincerely. The question about who would play her in movie was hilarious. Andy had already moved on but Scheana was dead serious and had obviously given it some thought.
A Flintstone vitamin could play Scheana !
Oooh a Pebbles Flintstones vitamin would be perfect!
Only if they make one holding a cell phone!
I always think the show is entertaining until I realize these “kids” are the same age as me and I’m 34. Then it’s just sad and pathetic on their part.
Scheana really needs to eat a bit more. Yes she has an amazing body but she doesn’t really look healthy, not like when the show first started. Andy seemed to go easy on her.
I love spending my lunch break reading TT but the pop ups are out of control again. I had to get in and out of it 3 times just to read this article. Once more to post this comment. Sorry TT love ya but its frustrating
Driving me crazy too!
Scheana really really really loves herself doesn’t she. On the After Show (which is the only part of the show we Canadians can watch) we finally get to hear the reason that Rob broke up with her from Rob himself when he called in and seeing the happiness drain out of Scheana’s face as he was talking was #Priceless ….lol She also wants those pics of her “bad side” taken down right away ? After the call from Rob which he NEVER denied kissing that girl btw, S.E. asked Scheana if she would leave the show for Rob ? She said she wanted too but Rob wouldn’t let her…. Bwahahahaha and Bullshit! She would never leave the show that she thinks she’s the star of and made it #1, even knowing that Rob said that he can’t be around and pretty much detests the cast. That’s how much Scheana loves Rob!
I get that some people will say…. Good for her….. Career first and all that, but Scheana is a terrible awful “reality star” and “actress wannabe” She says in almost every scene that “She’s the happiest she’s ever been”(like she did every other season with Shay) and how she wants a house, a future and too be able to marry Rob when her phone says she can. Maybe she could get another ….cough….acting career and be married to Rob at the same time? ?Yeah I can’t say that with a straight face ? I have to agree with Stassi …Nothing Scheana says is real.
Thanks TT for the re-cap ❤️
Inquiring minds want to know…what was the reason Rob gave for them breaking up? Lol!
He said he didn’t want to be around the cast because they will “tear you down” Reading between the lines I believe he is saying that he doesn’t like the majority of them and he’s too successful to damage his reputation by being involved with anyone associated with #PumpRules. Seriously this cast will do anything for camera-time (so many fake story lines) and they have to keep Lisa happy.
It’s my favorite Bravo show but I get what he’s saying…if that’s what he’s saying and I believe it is….IMO
S.E. Cupp used to have a show on MSNBC years ago. She is a moderate Republican. I used to like her but now find her very smug and condescending.
I thought Andy came for her pretty hard. She actually looked like she was going to cry when they made her take pictures of her “bad” side. I haven’t checked to see if they’re still up or not. She really, really annoys me and I keep forgetting she and Ariana are close friends.
You just know she wore that jumpsuit because she thought Andy would ask her to stand up and “model” it!! Honey she was ready to hop up but he didn’t ask her to!! I’m sure this episode MADE Brandi’s night!!
Ron’s cheating bone is in other people’s bodies not his own ! How easy it must have been for Cipriani to dupe that imbecile.
Is it just me or has Kate put on some pounds?? How is she a model, unless its for plus sizes? She’s far from obese, but def looks “chunky”.