Okay, it’s time to take a time out from the Golden Globes and do this recap. Jesus. I forgot this comes on at 8 p.m. it has been sitting in my DVR for an hour and ten minutes. Sorry.
We start with Kenya working on a PSA for domestic violence. Kenya says when she was 16, she was dating someone eleven years older and he was very violent. He even stabbed her at one point. Yikes! Sheree comes to the meeting in another really, really ugly blonde wig. Sheree comes in and immediately tries to production credit. Then she admits she knows nothing about production. Kenya tells her she can be her intern. Shamea and Cynthia’s mom both tape touching pieces about their experiences. Sheree is hours late. Nene talks about her abusive relationship with her oldest boy’s father. Apparently, Sheree was in a car accident. Kenya is very good at interviewing the women. Cynthia’s mother’s interview was particularly emotional. Everyone was crying. Porsha wanders in after pretty much everyone was done.
Sheree arrives crying from her back injury. She literally filmed seven words. Kenya was super supportive and kind to Sheree.
Nene is trying to figure out how to work the icemaker in that big ole house with the big ole jumbo mortgage. It’s not like she really lives there. She’s rarely home and I don’t think the kitchen has ever been used. Marlo is trying to have a tea party at her house for Nene and Porsha to make up. Cynthia is also invited for moral support.
Cynthia is still pretending to date Will. Why do Cynthia and Porsha and Sheree never get called out for their fake relationships.
The OLG is still booming. Kandi is busing tables and all of the girls work there in addition to all the aunties. The OLG roll in to talk about some issues with employees. Basically, they don’t think the wait staff is up to par, and the cooks needs to wear clean uniforms every day. They interview a new GM who points out that their online reviews are nose diving.
Kandi drops by Chateau Sheree to film in the one staged room in the house. Sheree talking about how the place is such a mess and her cleaning lady will be over soon. Bitch please. The furniture rental folks will be over soon, because your lease ends when filming does. Kandi brings up that Nene said her prison BAE is a con artist. Sheree says something like, “Plenty of us have done things that can land us in prison.” Well Sheree should know, she’s hiding her RHOA income from her creditors which include the IRS, allegedly.
Marlo’s Tea Party
Everyone is dressed to the nines. Everyone’s tits are hanging out, and the tea is vodka cranberry. Porsha says that Nene has always treated her like a little sister. She says she flew to NYC to see Nene on Broadway. She doesn’t understand where things went left. Nene says that Porsha stopped answering her texts. Haven’t we seen this word for word at least twice already this season. This season is just god awful.
Next week is a very odd visit with a psychic medium who wants to clean the bad energy off of somebody. I’m back to my Golden Globes now. With plenty of room for fast forwarding.