Okay, it’s time to take a time out from the Golden Globes and do this recap. Jesus. I forgot this comes on at 8 p.m. it has been sitting in my DVR for an hour and ten minutes. Sorry.
Kenya
We start with Kenya working on a PSA for domestic violence. Kenya says when she was 16, she was dating someone eleven years older and he was very violent. He even stabbed her at one point. Yikes! Sheree comes to the meeting in another really, really ugly blonde wig. Sheree comes in and immediately tries to production credit. Then she admits she knows nothing about production. Kenya tells her she can be her intern. Shamea and Cynthia’s mom both tape touching pieces about their experiences. Sheree is hours late. Nene talks about her abusive relationship with her oldest boy’s father. Apparently, Sheree was in a car accident. Kenya is very good at interviewing the women. Cynthia’s mother’s interview was particularly emotional. Everyone was crying. Porsha wanders in after pretty much everyone was done.
Sheree arrives crying from her back injury. She literally filmed seven words. Kenya was super supportive and kind to Sheree.
Nene
Nene is trying to figure out how to work the icemaker in that big ole house with the big ole jumbo mortgage. It’s not like she really lives there. She’s rarely home and I don’t think the kitchen has ever been used. Marlo is trying to have a tea party at her house for Nene and Porsha to make up. Cynthia is also invited for moral support.
Cynthia
Cynthia is still pretending to date Will. Why do Cynthia and Porsha and Sheree never get called out for their fake relationships.
Kandi
The OLG is still booming. Kandi is busing tables and all of the girls work there in addition to all the aunties. The OLG roll in to talk about some issues with employees. Basically, they don’t think the wait staff is up to par, and the cooks needs to wear clean uniforms every day. They interview a new GM who points out that their online reviews are nose diving.
Porsha
UGH.
Sheree
Kandi drops by Chateau Sheree to film in the one staged room in the house. Sheree talking about how the place is such a mess and her cleaning lady will be over soon. Bitch please. The furniture rental folks will be over soon, because your lease ends when filming does. Kandi brings up that Nene said her prison BAE is a con artist. Sheree says something like, “Plenty of us have done things that can land us in prison.” Well Sheree should know, she’s hiding her RHOA income from her creditors which include the IRS, allegedly.
Marlo’s Tea Party
Everyone is dressed to the nines. Everyone’s tits are hanging out, and the tea is vodka cranberry. Porsha says that Nene has always treated her like a little sister. She says she flew to NYC to see Nene on Broadway. She doesn’t understand where things went left. Nene says that Porsha stopped answering her texts. Haven’t we seen this word for word at least twice already this season. This season is just god awful.
Next week is a very odd visit with a psychic medium who wants to clean the bad energy off of somebody. I’m back to my Golden Globes now. With plenty of room for fast forwarding.
From my understanding big poppa never filmed a scene for the show and Kim was able to live and tell about it and let’s not forget about the countless other women who were able to do the same also. But as soon as Kenya decides to do it, it’s a problem and it’s fake and she’s paying him etc. The episode was blah watching Nene and Porsha’s clones go back and forth was stupid, I’m ready to see Eva and Bravo is dead wrong for not giving Marlo at least a friend position when she’s been on more than Kim. She apologized for saying what she said years ago, so please let’s move on and Kenya did an amazing job with the PSA and I’m happy the ladies were able to come together for it. Also congratulations to Kandi on completing an sold out tour in every city with Xscape.
FYI I totally agree with something Nene said recently, two women on this show need to go and they need to hire 2 new women.
And one of the two needs to be Nene
I think the Bravo contracts have evolved over the years. I don’t think they initially had a clause stating they couldn’t sue one another and there probably wasn’t a clause about having your family involved in the filming. The whole problem with Kenya is the way she went about things. She’s been insinuating things and faking stuff from day one. Getting photographed pushing a baby stroller, posting pictures of an engagement ring, being photographed in front of fertility clinic outside the country, etc. I still don’t believe she’s actually married. It’s not so much what she did, but how she did it.
More fake psychic reading by bravo (sigh!)
They reached all the way to snatch Ms.Cleo from the grave this time around. I’m betting on either Florida or New Mexico to be the birth place of the ‘Jamaican-esque’ psychic.
Kenya did a very professional job on the PSA. You can tell she is experienced. Glad no husband talk. This season is a dud and they need to get rid of Nene, Porsha, Sheree and Kim. New blood is desperately needed.
Porsha doing the PSA is a joke considering her track record as an abuser.
Omg that’s what I thought.
“There’s. No. Excuse. For. Abuse.”
Really bitch? *rolls eyes*
I think Kenya did a wonderful job with her PSA.
Big Kenya fan. She has been graceful in the face of the women’s bull about her marriage, and she showed her true professionalism regarding the PSA.
These women have some nerve claiming Kenya has a fake marriage when Sheree has a “relationship” with a jailbird who is a captive audience (these guys have a change of hear once they are released), Cynthia has a fake boyfriend, and Porsha’s dating service story line is just offensive. Marlo loves to jab at Kenya when lord knows where her money comes from. This show needs a big shakeup.
Part of Marlo’s money came from Ted Turner who she was screwing while he was married to Jane Fonda. Him and many, many more old guys with big bank accounts and shady dicks.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Please, feel free to continue. ??
I am here for this shady dicks comment hahaha
Ooooo I know she said one season she was from Pinellas Park which is pretty run down and full of trailer parks and that same season I cannot remember which Housewife said she was a stripper and prostitute. I don’t know but the way she acts and things she brags about makes me think she has an allegedly long criminal record and shady past! But ewww who would want her? Gross
Didn’t Sheree call out Marlo on one of their trips about getting her money from “old white men”?
Mad respect for Kenya.
Been there done that.
The PSA was the best part of this episode, had me in tears. It brought back memories I thought buried. Bravo should have focused a little more on the PSA instead of Nene/Porsha’s game of thrones like who really cares if they mend fences.
It is the only real thing they did this season.
It was awesome! Made me wish for more substance scenes like this.
Watching all the women bond together via their experiences and the PSA was touching and courageous…good on Kenya for showing leadership.
I regret to say the RHOA cast needs a major shake up. The Nene-Porsha feud made me realise their arguments are simply a grab for “who can humilate who the most” on camera.
Lololol after Sheree said she got in an accident, I turned to my partner and said “you know she’s probably going to turn up on camera wearing a Rite Aid neck brace talking about a back injury”
A SECOND later it shows her walking up stairs hissing how her back hurts.
I mean, I know she very well could have been injured, but I still would H A T E to get in an accident with Sheree. She would toss her weave under the front tire and take you to civil court for vehicular manslaughter to avenge it.
IKR? I said the same thing. Oh Look, some poor fool just rear-ended Sheree and gave her an avenue for an injury paycheck. I called it as either being whiplash or a back injury. Both are hard to diagnose and prove are not injuries. The insurance company will end up paying out a settlement to make her go away. All Sheree needs to do now is bring out some REAL acting skills to play out this injury until the check arrives.
Psylocke and Xanax, both of your comments had me laughing out loud. You nailed it for Sheree.
I never get tired of Nene ‘ s many faces! LOL?
I do, UGH.
Ditto! I cringe and turn away when she starts her “cutsie” stupid faces.
I’m with you, Take-A-Xanax.
I do too. she is too damn old for all of that ratchet foolishness. She is the most unchanged since day one on this show. Childish. I wish they would have not let her, Kim and Sheree come back. UGGG.
Your so bias against Porsha it’s disgusting !
Maybe its because she’s a vapid, thick as shit hoe who treats her sister like a slave and accuses people of wanting to rape her…
But she said sorry so everyone needs to forgive her, right?
I’m glad to see something positive come out of Kenya exposing Shereè being abused by Bob. She really did look like she was in her element producing that. I think the PSA could have worked as a 25-30 min special of her interviewing survivors of domestic abuse.
Cynthia’s mother looked great! What a classy and poised lady. One thought that came to my mind in hearing her story is it goes a long way to explain why Mal went at Peter so hard when she found out about all the shouting and arguments.
Why Bravo thinks plastic fantastic Kim Z is a good addition to this group is beyond me. Go. Leave. Take your wigs you loaned Shereè so she’d play BFFs with you on the show and get back to your brood of kids. Her husband has a damn fine ass though, I would use that as a pillow ??
Kenya did such a professional job with the PSA, particularly when Cynthia became upset about her Mom crying and wanted to go to her and Kenya stopped her. I think Kenya knew that Cynthia’s Mom needed to tell her story. Kenya asked the right leading questions and did a great job. As a domestic abuse survivor, I knew how hard this was to speak of and to listen to. She showed great empathy.
Nene bores me with her prima donna attitude and her “you aren’t a real friend” spiel. It’sold, it’s stupid, and it’s boring.
My favorite moment was when Kenya’s talking head referred to Sherri’s wig looking like Kim’s and they flash to Kim’s OLD face mouthing f**k you and flipping someone off. Cracked me up! (Yes, Kim, you did have your nose done).
I suspect everything tea related at Marlo’s was rented like Sheree’s the vodka cranberry making it ridiculous beyond the level it was already at.
Whoever got her the china for the event really set Marlo and the women up as the showed them how to use the china. They had them sipping “tea” out of cream soup cups instead of tea cups- they looked absurd and so stupid. It just proved they had no idea what they were doing, and really put them down.
Cream soup bowls have handles on both sides of the bowl, and sit on a saucer like a tea or coffee cup does. They are an elegant tradition of larger china patterns from more elaborate patterns that are used more formally. But they are used in dinners where cream soup is served. Tea cups- and they come in several sizes in elaborate patterns- have one handle, not two. Same with coffee cups, even demitasse.
Sorry for all the detail but since tea parties are popular among the housewife shows this season, you would have thought the would have tried to do it right. Instead, Marlos’ was focused on the booze and the clothes, what else is new,right?
Thank you, I’m not very experienced with china sets, but I wondered why were there handles on each side.
OMG! I wish I had not deleted the episode! I’m usually typing and listening rather than watching. I need to see this!
Also: were there Hermes boxes on display in the hallway? Is that not something a tenner girl does when she gets her first designer handbag? We get it, you fancy. Your track house has Hermes boxes. Jeez. All she needs beside that is a diamante studded picture of Marilyn Monroe saying “if you can’t handle me at my worst…”
These women have awful taste. I’ve never understood spending $12000 on a handbag to look cheap.
*teenage girl not tenner girl.
I noticed it too- she had stacked what looked like 5-6 thin square Hermes boxes, which are usually used for scarves , gloves, etc., on top of each other on a table in her living ” room” which was so overloaded with a attempt at a “tea” service based on vodka. Empty boxes signifying nothing. Some people sell them on ebay for $30 each , or used to 5 years ago.
It was so tacky- just like Marlo and Nene. They have no idea, just think flash is all you need.
Still for sale on eBay. I always wondered who would buy those and now I know
haha – totally caught that too! they might as well go back to the red solo cups.
I saw the bowls also. Couldn’t believe how ignorant they are.
I have always felt that anything goes in your own home and if the worse thing that Marlo did was serve drinks in cream bowls, who cares? Also, I as well as many others know the difference between a tea cup and a bowl, however, If I were served drinks in those cream bowls, I would have graciously accepted and drunk happily from them as opposed to turning up my nose and assuming that the hostess is ignorant. Hell, as long as the dishes are clean, I am eating and drinking without judgment. >:-D
Class is reflected in how we treat each other not in knowing which fork or china to use. No one present appeared offended so the “tea party” was fine. Marlo’s storyline and charge were to stage a scene for the women to either make up or continue to feud. She succeeded as NeNe and Porsha are still feuding. Next caller!
“if the worse thing that Marlo did was serve drinks in cream bowls, who cares? ”
BWAWAWAWAWAWAWAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
This gave me a much needed laugh today.
Thank you Sabrina . i cringed when i saw “por-sha?” (Lol) drinking out of that soup bowl it was embarrassing (more shade by bravo) but then again she probably had Hennessey in it?
It spoke volumes about Shereé when she couldn’t be bothered being kenya’s Intern for the PSA. It just goes to show how delusional she really is about her life right now. Shereé has no career, no prospects, no business sense, no skills to speak of whatsoever. Her pompous attitude wouldn’t even allow her to actually learn from someone like Kenya who is at least skilled in her craft (even after Sheree admitted she knows nothing about production). She just wanted the shine and admiration without doing the work. HUMBLE YOURSELF, WOMAN!!
Agreed valour. everytime bravo aired the commercial and she said you want all this to intern i said to myself some ones never been to college; most internships are unpaid she seems to be to good for a higher learning as well.
She is literally dumber than a box of hair. LITERALLY. She makes the worst financial decisions in the world, has to hide her car in a storage unit., Owes almost everyone who has ever worked for her… and even before she lost her peach her kids were sleeping on air matresses and the rent to own people repossessed her TV!
In court with me she was claiming that she lived in the worksite with her kids who no longer wanted to play in the yard because I was there stalking her every day. When my attorney asked if she had a certificate of occupancy (which last I checked she still didn’t have one) she had no clue what that was but was claiming to be the contractor. It was all very, very, very, insane.
She is literally dumber than a box of hair. LITERALLY. She makes the worst financial decisions in the world, has to hide her car in a storage unit., Owes almost everyone who has ever worked for her… and even before she lost her peach her kids were sleeping on air matresses and the rent to own people repossessed her TV!
In court with me she was claiming that she lived in the worksite with her kids who no longer wanted to play in the yard because I was there stalking her every day. When my attorney asked if she had a certificate of occupancy (which last I checked she still didn’t have one) she had no clue what that was but was claiming to be the contractor. It was all very, very, very, insane.
Marlo and her nighties? Is that a real dress? At first I thought the stack of boxes was some kind of vision board or display of some kind, thanks for clearing that up for me! Maybe she has a Ebay shop? Speaking of packaging my daughter gave me a pair of earrings that were beautiful but the box and bag are so beautiful I still have them on my dresser…hiding my blushing face… I’ll use it to wrap a gift for someone it’s just so pretty but out in the living room front and center?
Nene’s “faces” oh no! Over and over, please someone make her stop !
Kenya did an amazing job with her PSA, so professional and I could just feel her sincerity and passion for the project. I cried for Cynthia and her mother, so touching to see Cynthia want to rush to hold her Mommy.
Sheree and her wigs? What? I just do not understand, she looked very pretty at the PSA shoot, why would she put on those crazy wigs ever? Her back? I have back problems and when it flairs up I can’t move around like she was, every injury is different but she didn’t truly injured to me. TT? Any tea on the accident?
I’m just over poor little Porscha. Why was she included in the PSA?