It seems like everyday, there is a new story about the “Gorga Pizza & Pasta Restaurant.” Rumors began to leak weeks ago that the entire restaurant was a sham. I AM SHOOKETH! You mean Joe Gorga the contractor, fancy garbage man, landlord of a house with beavers and partner in a law suit ridden car dealership, builder of fancy houses, and now pizza maker IS NOT REALLY A PIZZA MAKER? And the whole “We are dedicating this here restaurant, that I never mentioned to my wife, to my dead mama” was all a lie? And those fake ass scenes with Joe and Melissa and Joe’s sister who seems oddly obsessed with her own brother arguing … THOSE WERE NOT REAL!???” I am gobsmacked! They seemed so real!
HOWEVER COULD THIS BE? Real Housewives of New Jersey is nothing if not a believable show about a bunch of ignorant Eyetalians from New Jersey who have real businesses that are very successful and don’t violate any laws at all And if they do, Teresa had no idear !
As the story goes, someone… Sirens Media?.. paid the owner of the pizzeria to let Teresa and Joe pretend to own it for the filming season. During that time, the health code standards were allegedly not met.
And now it seems that Teresa’s unusually close to her attorney, the weird one, is now claiming that they are moving the fake pizzeria that no one ever works in, to a “bigger location.”
Not only does Teresa’s attorney have time to ring up Page Six to plant stories the second that mainstream media gets wind of the latest farce, he’s also there to talk to her on the phone and comfort her on every single public appearance that she makes according to her latest New York Timezezess best sellinger book. Which thankfully is not a cookbook this time as we all saw in Milan she doesn’t even have basic sous chef skills.
It’s all rather hysterical that this is happening just before the final episode where the editing points to Teresa dumping Joe for being the cause of all of her legal issues. Like those times she lied to the faces of loan officers and forgot she had a rental property and a couple dozen other felonies she was convicted of committing.
James J. Leonard, the attorney/ “friend” of Teresa told Page Six, “They are in the process of closing down their current location and seeking a larger location. They are seeking different management to run it. Their focus is getting a bigger flagship restaurant in New Jersey and then expanding. I would anticipate the reopening of the restaurant to be a family affair and Teresa would be receptive to taking a more expansive role.”
HA! MOTHERFUCKING HA! Teresa working an actual real job? You better be ready support her and her passel of kids, James. She’s dumber than a box of hair and a convicted felon. This gravy train is approaching the end of the line. In my opinion, James Leonard will be done with her when RHONJ ends.
I mean, come on. I get there may be old people with no access to the Internet who believe this shit, but the ratings were worse than Potomac this season. Maybe just shut up and hope for a better season next time.
If there is a next time? This will not end well for any of them.