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Stripped: Autianna & Jaseena

January 3, 2018 by tamaratattles 15 Comments


Look y’all. I ain’t even started this DVR yet and I can already tell you this is going to be some super annoying dumb shit. WHY? Because of the misspelled name rule.  If your parents can’t get a decently spelled name on your birth certificate? You are fucked from birth. Every teacher knows this is a fact.

Let’s see what these two have not going on. I hate these two already. Must I go on? They have stuffed animal collections and like five hundred things on their vanity. I’ve never seen anorexic black girls with fake boobs before. They make Faith from Vanderpump Rules look fat. Wait, once they get nekkid, they do have a shape. So not anorexic, just slim. Though if they were fat asses like me, the could have slept on the floor.

On day one they steal a welcome mat and some kind of white tarp they found in the trash. Day 1 they got a bathrobe and a blanket.  Then they start begging and get $20 and go buy Mexican food. DAY ONE.

Day two they resort  to stealing fruit. They choose soap and their Makeup kit with all their makeup. Production says that is a no. So they choose and another robe. WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE NOT PICKING A BED?  They wash their feet in a fountain on the way home. Again they steal from a homeless person who hid their stuff in a flower bed. Again they beg for food. 


Day three
they take car keys and the mattress. Are they getting smarter? No. They try to steal again. A dolly to get the mattress home. This time they are caught.  They are too good to eat MREs, unlike the men and women defending our country so their option is to once again beg for food in a drive thru in their Chevy. Stealing and begging seem to be their go to plan.  They are completely missing the point of this entire show. They are conning people.

They get to wear their work uniforms, but cannot wear makeup. This shatters their sad little souls. The producers take all of their tip money and lock it up.

Day four the pick a phone to call their mama.

Day five and six they get another telephone, the both get shoes and a pair of jeans.

Somehow they have a curling iron because that is crucial. Then the parents start bringing them food. Le sigh. The parents seem like great people. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!? They need to stop spoiling them especially during this challenge. I love their parents!

The sisters combined have saved a whooping $600 between the two of them. They are thrilled with their savings. I do not understand this. I have a SERIOUS case of Bag Lady Syndrome. I am extremely frugal with my money unless it is for travel or pay it forward kind of stuff. I like to keep my universe even. If good things happen to me, I make good things happen to others. Other than that, the toilet paper is rationed, I very rarely eat out or go to movies. I am saving for when this site has no followers and I have no income.

How have none of them picked a hairbrush in a week yet their hair looks fine?

I love that they went to church in bathrobes. That was awesome. These girls’ grandmama is incredible. I love her! She’s imparting some wisdom.

Aw, I am starting to love these girls. One of them chose the Bible. I think this is the second episode where people actually learned some things. OMG! They pick on their last day a pillow and a pillow case to give to a homeless person. I love these girls. They pick nothing for their last day.

They have insane thigh gap.

This was a really good episode. They donated tons of things. They saved a lot of money. They cut back on their spending habits. and they have a savings plan. Bravo, girls.

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  1. therealdeb says

    January 3, 2018 at 1:16 am

    At first I thought they were stupid and then it clicked with them. I was impressed by some things. This was the best one by far. I loved the kicking rocks and the shopping carts rides, they got goofy and that made me smile. I think it took them to a simpler time and gave them a sort of freedom.

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  2. Radchick says

    January 3, 2018 at 8:39 am

    T you’re a national treasure! Great recap.

    Reply
  3. lauralulu says

    January 3, 2018 at 12:24 pm

    I hated them in the beginning too! They were spoiled and insufferable. Hopefully they are being sincere with their new take on life.

    Reply
  4. Calipatti says

    January 3, 2018 at 2:00 pm

    ^ all of the comments above.
    Possibly once was enough.

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  5. Lynn Duncan says

    January 3, 2018 at 2:59 pm

    I don’t have to watch after this evolving recap!!

    Loved it!

    Reply
  6. EnglishRose says

    January 3, 2018 at 8:07 pm

    Tamara, how is the nasty weather back there impacting you? Hope you and Banjo are doing well.

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      January 4, 2018 at 1:20 am

      I think we are good in Atlanta. Southern GA and Charleston might get snow which will be fun for them. I’m just trying to avoid busted water pipes. That is happening all over,

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      • EnglishRose says

        January 4, 2018 at 1:34 am

        Glad you’re ok. Good luck.

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      • justanothermary says

        January 5, 2018 at 9:49 am

        You know you need to keep the cupboard doors open under the sink so the heat can get to them and to leave the water on at a trickle in each room that has water – right? This happens every year around here but mostly to trailer homes. A couple little hacks and some heat tape can save most from the headaches of frozen pipes.

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  7. TheSnowcat says

    January 3, 2018 at 8:59 pm

    I’m going to go ahead and presume no fat folks are chosen for this challenge.

    So far everyone is conventionally attractive and fit.

    I think would be interesting to see how someone conscientious of perceived aesthetic flaws would process the lack of clothing as viewed as a security item.

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    • tamaratattles says

      January 4, 2018 at 1:29 am

      Most of this is filmed in LA. There has been a normal sized MALE and he was very WHOO! LET’S BE NEKKID ON TV! there are a lot of girls who lose their minds over not being able to wear makeup though.

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  8. Kiyoshigirl says

    January 4, 2018 at 1:07 am

    I only caught the last 5 to 6 minutes of this episode, so the hatred at the beginning of your recap took me by surprise. During what I saw, they seemed genuinely affected by the experiment. Now I want to record the whole episode as this is not a show I’ve ordered my DVR (yes, she is my servant) to record. Great recap.

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  9. Naynay says

    January 5, 2018 at 8:36 pm

    Did anyone else notice they had their gas fireplace on? I didn’t think that was fair. They should not have been allowed to use it.

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  10. Hope says

    January 11, 2018 at 3:37 am

    Please, please recap the latest episode! These Stripped ones have brought me to the website and now I’m obsessed! But don’t leave me hanging!

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    • tamaratattles says

      January 11, 2018 at 4:00 am

      I will Hope, I am just swamped at the moment. It’s the end of the fourth quarter, the malware is creeping back in, all the winter seasons are starting. But I will get to it.

      Reply

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