I was prepared to do a recap on a regular Teen Mom episode when this popped up instead. It seems to be sort of a wrap party for the first half of this season. It is always interesting when this crew gets together in one place. Especially because of Farrah. I’m curious to see if this happen before or after she was “fired/not fired” from the show over her newfound online porn work. It seems quickly after that discussion with the producer that she dropped her porn job immediately leaving them high and um, dry.
Barb and Debra have a staged conversation. These two really should be BFFs. They both have daughters who have given them a lot of heartache. I love that Barb looks like Barb over all of these years. Meanwhile, Debra seems to really be trying to look like Farrah. Barb said this has been the worst year of her life (I disagree) and that Jenelle is not speaking with her.
Caitlynn and Maci go to the tarot card reader who tells Maci that an unexpected big shift is coming to her life. Caitlynn wants to know if it could be a baby. Maci says they are not having any more babies but they do hope to adopt at some point. Whatever the shift is, it is a positive one. She tells Caitlynn that she will finally have the boy she wants.
Ah, Farrah has her own private area she says it is because she doesn’t want to interact with the others. I think that sentiment goes both ways. She is sitting there with her dad and his girlfriend. He mother comes and goes. Butch really wanted to meet Farrah, but she would not allow him in her area. Also, apparently Kail didn’t come because she is mad at Javi and Brianna.
Javi and Brianna flirted a lot. The fortune teller told Brianna she was going to have another baby. Bianna wants to be married first. The fortune teller told Javi that true happiness is in his future.
It looks like Jo and his girlfriend will be the next Teen Mom wedding. Maci, Chelsea, Ryan and Jenelle all got married in the 2017 season. That’s a lot of marriages for one season.
Chelsea wants another baby in 2018. And so does Tyler (but not Caitlynn). We had FIVE new Teen Mom Babies in 2017. Kail, Jenelle, Briana, Maci and Chelsea all had babies this year.
Leah still thinks she is meant to be a motivational speaker. Sigh.
Debra says that Sophia is going to launch her modeling career. That will never happen. Not because, Sophia isn’t beautiful, she is. It’s simply because she doesn’t have the temperament for it. Her mother let’s her live under the delusion that she is the boss of adults.
Apparently the big news is that all of the Teen Moms from both shows are going to Greece. That should be interesting, especially if the Javi and Brianna thing is still happening. Will Farrah and Jenelle both go? This is a recipe for disaster, and I am all in for it.
I just realized that Amber is not there. They are talking about whether or not Amber will be able to make the trip. Oh, yes please. The more crazy the better. Who will watch this trainwreck with me!