Faith from Vanderpump Rules is doing the most to talk about the show and the Jax storyline. I’ve read several stories about her since the episode came out. She seems stupider and stupider in every single one. I’ve actually opted not to post about it because it is all so ridiculous. And she never tells the same story twice.
Faith told US that she was really into Jax. Ew. See, already this story is not making sense. The girl is desperate to be on the show. She tried to get on the show originally by playing the role of Max’s girlfriend. Max doesn’t even want to be on the show. Yet there she was in her bikini wandering through Villa Rosa when LVP was not even home. That plot failed to get her a prominent role on the show, so she set her sites on Jax.
Any in the US story, she tells them that she was at a party at Jax and Britanny’s apartment one night and after she left, Brittany texted her to come back and spend the night. She claims that the next morning Jax texted her to tell her that they wanted her to come back for a three way. She also said that Jax was done with Brittany, “This kid was almost in tears laying in my bed, talking about this girl, saying he was done with her and he felt trapped.” She was shocked that Jax lied to her face at party we saw on the first episode. It’s like she is pretending she doesn’t know a think about Jax or his reputation. she also makes it very clear that she can’t stand Britanny and that she was never her friend. Which seems odd since she was invited to a party at Britanny’s house where she lived with Jax. She also raves about the raw dog sex and says she has not STDs. Good to know. Dodged a bullet.
Then she sold a whole nuther story to Page Six. It begins with Britanny bashing, “The friendliest thing I’ve done was bring over her favorite flowers after Jax paid for her boob job. I’m confused why she’s saying we’re friends.” That sounds pretty friendly to me. Perhaps she was just angling for a boob job of her own? She goes on to whine about how Lala and James have betrayed her. She claims that Lala tried to use the story about Faith and Jax when negotiating her contract and wanted to be the person to out the information on the show. She also says that Scheana and Ariana knew about her tryst with Jax and never said a word to Britanny. Scheana told Page Six she found out at her birthday party along with everyone else.
She is heartbroken that now that James is friendly with Jax, he has dumped her. She claims he said, ‘I’ve been trying to be friends with Jax for a long time and trying to get in his group so I’ll talk to you when the season is over.’ I cried for like a week. It was very hurtful. When I told him about me and Jax it was private.” ‘I’ve been trying to be friends with Jax for a long time and trying to get in his group so I’ll talk to you when the season is over.’ I cried for like a week. It was very hurtful. When I told him about me and Jax it was private.”
When she told him about Jax, she told him on camera at the very first all cast party! It was one of the thirstiest moves I’ve ever seen! At least until I saw her Instagram account. Is there a Thirstiest THOT award? Because she will be in the running.
Tom was on the Pump Rules Podcast talking about how Faith was begging people to create a situation where she could drop her bomb. He said that Faith tried to get James and Jesse to show up at her place after she lured Jax over. He also said that he had heard that Britanny and Jax were planning a threesome. He said that was weird to him because Jax has never said anything about Faith that gave any indication he found her attractive in any way. He also said that Faith had a six month trial as a SURver and she was horrible and eventually got fired. She didn’t want to work full shifts and wanted the shorter less frequent schedule that the main cast works. There was also something about Faith being AWOL from the military.
Tom says that Jax’s car got stolen the night of Scheana’s birthday party. Jax was super drunk and went to sleep in his car and it wasn’t there. The night was so crazy that was not even shown. Schwartz got super wasted and had to do a WWHL at the bar the next morning and just stayed up all night. This was when Andy was doing WWHL from LA. Basically everyone was too drunk to do WWHL. Then they had to go to the Long Beach (?) Gay Pride where LVP was the queen or something. There was a lot going on.
In other news, Scheana is in Vegas preparing to star in Sex Tips For a Straight Woman From a Gay Man at Paris. It looks like the gig runs though May. That is a looooooong time to do so many shows per week. She paused from making dozens of half nekkid Internet THOT pictures on IG recently to talk about how she was glad to get of of LA for awhile away from all of the fake people. Um, pot? Have you met kettle? She is also surveying her followers to ask if she should get implants. Doesn’t she already have them?
That’s all of the Pump Rules I can tolerate for one day. But I really want to get your take on Faith. Also some of the scenes seemed scripted like when the girls said Jax will just say it doesn’t matter how many times he slept with Faith, and then he said it word for word. Something seems really off about this whole story.