This show didn’t wow us on episode one, but I thought I might give it another shot because it doesn’t happen at the beginning of the week. I’m in the midst of a fit of narcolepsy so I really tired but also concerned I may sleep through Friday and I want to get some things up just in case. Since each week is a stand alone episode, I thought I would give it another shot.
Warning to the grammar and spelling police, this recap may set your teeth on edge because I am exhausted, so just go to some other site where your high standards can be met because I assure you this is not the place for you.
I already am not bonding with these women. They seem to be three materialistic women who are roommates in a hollywood house. They seem to be continuing to push a dream that perhaps they should of reconsidered long ago. It reminds me of when I was in my twenties dating a really hot guy “trying to be a musician.” I feel like the sooner you realize that perhaps you are not in the top 10 or even 25 percent of your field at a certain age, you might want to consider other employment opportunities. Also, if you are buying Alexander McQueen ball gowns during this stage, your parents are sheltering you too much.
They are all getting comfortable with their nakedness by running down the double yellow line of their street naked. I should point out that they all have great bodies and not an ounce of fat. So um, how courageous.
The first night is always sleeping on a hardwood floor. It never goes well. The next morning, they have to spring to the storage container to choose an item. On the way they sell photos of themselves for five dollars to some guys working at a house along the way. So basically they begin by whoring themselves out. One of the girls thinks she “took her power back” by selling herself for five bucks. I’m serious. They spend the money they whored themselves out half naked for on ….coffee. I hate these people.
On day two they all already hate each other. I think they all picked shoes that day, yet some of them carried them instead of putting them on. WTF?
They continue to beg for money. That never happened on the first episode with the couple. Friends can come provide food and services. Do they have no friends? They are three white entitled bitches rapping on the streets for money. How embarrassing. Why not just try to live without a five dollar latte?
Day three, one girl gets a mattress, one gets a new outfit an the other gets her phone. The girl that got the mattress for everyone is pissed at the girl that got her phone. This will be the end of their friendship.
Why are they sleeping the short way on the bed when they are all toothpicks and could sleep longways?
Day four, the redhead also chooses her phone because she might get a job to be a stand in on a TV show. How old are these women? These are the sorts of things I did when I was sixteen. A stand in on a TV show at that time was like $50 a day. They are all ragging on Beth, who got them a bed.
Farah’s boyfriend comes over and brings nothing but his big dick. He’s gross and she is worried that SHE smells bad. Farrah also has twice as many items in the house as everyone else.
I hate Farrah and her mother is enabling her.
I really hate Farrah.
Beth finally gets her cellphone and Farrah mocks her. She is still sleeping on her bed. No one has chosen soap.
Beth gets her gym card which gives her showers and towels and free fruit and coffee. I love Beth.
Why does Isabel have on one of those hideous necklaces people are wearing now that look like a throat gash to the neck? Oh it’s a shoelace. They all look like that.
Farrah says it is now or never for her um….singing/rapping career? It’s never. And if she didn’t have rich parents, someone would have told her that a decade ago and she could have had the opportunity to excel at something else. Sadly, someone is going to have carry her through life.
Farrah is just awful.
Isabel doesn’t want any of her old stuff back. She wants to start clean.
Beth is now a reality TV producer. Whoops. I hope I didn’t say anything bad about her because I work with them a lot. Farah had a hit song. In Australia. Isabel is moving out and going to Mexico to find her happiness. And selling her wardrobe online.