It is rather ironic that after last night’s explosive episode of Vanderpump Rules where Jax actually admits that he cheated on Brittany with Faith while there was an elderly woman asleep in her bed in what one hopes was another room in the house, Jax is reunited with a purported former sex partner on WWHL. And I’m not talking about Bridget Everett. Andrew himself has said the thinks that “anyone with a hole” is Jax’s type. Allegedly, he should know.
Let’s see how this all works out. As Andy just said, he’s here to give his version of “alternative Jax.” Then when showing us the drinking word (Faith), he says “Every time you hear the word, drink because like Jax, everyday is your cheat day.” No wonder Jax says he’s the most afraid he’s ever been to appear on the show tonight.
Andy gives Bridget a chance to ask Jax a question on behalf of women everywhere. She asks, “Why do you always hurt the ones you love. Jax says, “I’m a self-sabotager. I like to self-sabotage myself.” Did he drop out of school in the eight grade to milk
guys in Miami cows? Stay in school, kids! My question would be what did you have to do to get in on Andy’s Nose Candy tonight? Because he seems high AF.
There was much discussion about the Taco Bell sweater Jax was wear. I admit I immediately wanted it.
Ninety-seven percent of those polled say that Jax does not deserve Britanny. Then we get a clip where Britanny finds out from Ariana that Jax and Faith were together multiple times. Jax says that it was a one time thing. He’s a lying liar who lies from his lie hole.
Britanny’s mom tweeted in a question, “Jax, what makes you think you can be faithful to my daughter now?” I wish I had more photos of all the distressed, angry and high faces of Jax tonight. Jax says that it has been seven months since this has happened. Then,he starts to say they have worked through and catches himself so as not to reveal the storyline. He says the relationship is a work in progress. He loves her very much. Andy asks if he has been faithful during those seven months and he says yes, absolutely. He says he thinks their relationship is stronger now than ever. He says they are in a good place.
Andy says that he has heard the “work in progress” line from Jax for a while now. Jax claims that he didn’t know he was at a 95-year-old ladies house when the deed happened. He’s drinking like a fish.
The gif of the night was Stassi saying she wasn’t a the smart one? Do they not let the people who make those see the episode before they choose what to gif?
Okay. I’m going to need you to find a place to sit down before reading this. Andy says that WWHL has been nominated for Best Talk Show in the Critics Choice Awards. The other nominees are, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Harry, Jimmy Kimmel Live!,The Late Late Show With James Corden, The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. Some untoward is happening here. Remind me to look into that. Then he shows clips of him drinking breast milk. Great job, critics. That’s award-winning hosting right there.
Kristen tweeted someone earlier about her not particularly crying a river for Jax having a rough 24 hours. Apparently, during the break Jax made a comment about Kristen. Andy prods Jax to repeat what he said on the air. Bridget said, “The truth will come out…” He implies strongly that we will see Kristen tweet on her boyfriend this season as well.
A caller asks Jax how he has grown since the incident happened. He says he has grown, he has been to therapy, and he learned not to take Britanny for granted. He says he loves her he wants to spend every day with her, and they are in a great place. He brings up the work in progress line again.
So as I’ve been saying, he put a ring on it. Britanny very rarely shows her left hand in Instagram photos and I think that was how he got her back. I believe they have been engaged for months. Next season, if not a spin-off before then, we will have another Wedding By Bravo.
They play a game where Jax is asked very basic bartender questions. He misses them all but one. Does he really not know how to bartender or does he just like being flogged by Bridget? Or both?
A caller asks if he would be okay with giving Brittany full access to his phone, email, social media accounts etc. He says she already does. He says she controls his social media. So is she the one that is blocking everyone? Because I’ve seen a lot of complaints about being blocked by Jax on Twitter and I’ve also seen some irate rants at his followers recently. Is he saying that is Britanny?
Jax denies that anyone was in their house and says the eyelashes were Britanny’s. I have never worn false eyelashes but I have some bizarre desire to by those magnetic ones that they advertise on TV late at night for like $30 dollars, but they can’t possibly work can they? Has anyone actually bought them? Anyway, I think Britanny would know her own eyelashes. Jax is totally lying about the eyelashes. He even says Britanny is the only person he knows that wears fake eyelashes. Really? Every last one of them wear fake eyelashes and Scheana wears such huge ones I don’t see how she can open her eyes. Come on, Jax.
Bridget doesn’t believe him either.
Kylie Jenner got the Mazel. She has ONE HUNDRED MILLION FOLLOWERS ON INSTAGRAM.
It’s literally the end of the world as we know it y’all.
He says they are going to Kentucky for Christmas and they were just there two weeks ago. He says it’s been seven months since what we saw tonight really happened.
Was anyone really surprised that Jax cheated or that Brittany took him back?