Black Twitter is already blowing up about something Tiffany Haddish said about Nene Leakes, so I guess I better hurry up and get on this. I was trying to eat something and feed the dog after pontificating for an hour and forty minutes and 3,000 works on RHOA. I actually had more to say but I wanted to get it up today!
In case you don’t know Tiffany is a comedian and is probably best known for being on If Loving You is Wrong on OWN. She was just the first black female comedian to host SNL, which was perfect timing for her to hawk her new book. She was also the breakout star of the movie Girls Trip this year and Andy thinks she will get an Oscar nomination for the role. She on a book tour now having a huge moment in the spot light. Looks wise, she can even hold her own sitting next to Cynthia Bailey.
I was so busy typing up the RHOA recap like a lunatic that I totally forgot to mention that Porsha said she loves Chinatown because it makes her feel like she just stepped off a trolley into Tokyo. I honestly think production feeds her these lines in her talking head. It’s like they think stupid and young are the same thing.
Cynthia explains about her actions at the last dinner of tonight’s RHOA. As if it needs explanation! She says Kenya was on her way to a funeral and had a lot going on and she was the only one doing those sensitive scenes with Kenya and she was feeling very protective of her. I like how the first thing she did was look and Andy and say she is 100% for Kenya. In case you missed it, Bravo decided that if Kenya didn’t film with Marc, then they were going to nonrenew her for season eleven. She seemed pretty dead in the water at that point. There was a lot of crap happening to her during filming to make her look even worse. BUT THEN Kim Biermann came along and her and her plastic recreation of herself, Brielle started acting like fools. At first Nene was being Switzerland, but once Kim came for Nene, then Nene gathered up all the girls to come for Kim. So now everybody is suddenly team Kenya and trying to get rid of Kim instead. Also they all hate that the producer is so biased toward Kim. So now, there seems to be some hasty post filming editing happening to soften the relentless attacks on Kenya, most from Bravo suits, and we are all starting to have some hope. Especially since Kim let the cat out of the bag that Bravo was not planning on hiring Kenya back for season eleven. I know for a fact that pissed them off, and she continues to say it on social media anyway. She seems to think she’s above the rules. That could bite her in her surgically enhanced ass. We will have to see what the reunion holds. Let’s hope there is a chance for a reversal for Kenya. Tonight I was checking Twitter to see how the fans were responding. They were overwhelmingly pro Kenya. This is great news. But don’t get your hopes up too high.
Cynthia says that she has met Marc and he is a great guy. They pretty much all met him at a party at OLG.
Tiffany is asked about Girls Trip 2. She says she wants to film it in South Africa. But they haven’t brought up having one yet. She says if they made a Bad Moms 2 they have to make a Girls Trip 2 because it made a ton of money.
Andy asks how she felt hearing Nene’s commentary on her friendship with Kenya tonight. She said she really doesn’t pay Nene that much attention at this point. She says they have their ups and downs but “I ain’t thinking about Nene.” Cynthia says everything so nicely, it didn’t really sound like shade the way she said it.
Then Tiffany asks Cynthia is Nene is crazy for real. She says, “Because you know I did a comedy show with her… and, and, that was a mess.” Andy asks if she was funny. Tiffany says, “She was funny at first, and then she got drunk and I got concerned.” Then Andy cut to commercial. Because he always fucks up the best part of the show! And he always ignores Nene’s bad behavior. He has not once brought up her telling an audience member at a show she hopes she gets raped by the Uber driver on the way home. You know if Kenya had said that it would have been his Jackhole on the next episode of WWHL.
Andy plays a clip from next week with Kandi and Todd and Cynthia and Will going out on a boat. Kandi gives Will some sass about being on Steve Harvey all the time and claiming to be a dating expert. Side note Will’s friendship with Steve Harvey is a little shady. Steve gives dating advice all the time too and writes self help books for women and has some pretty scandalous stuff in his closet. It’s about the time for those things to start falling out of the closet. Will was also recently on another dating show that Kandi is aware of. Kandi calls him an opportunist in her talking head. Ha! An opportunist! I’m surprised she got away with that because so far everyone is playing along with this made for RHOA relationship.
Andy doesn’t allow Cynthia to respond to the talking head that she is probably only seeing for the first time. She says, “Oh My God!” and anyone with any training as a talk show host would ask for follow up considering that response. Not Andrew, he goes straight to his note cards and asks Tiffany a question. #Idiot
The question was about Taylor Swift for fucksake. Tiffany says one thing we would be surprised to know about Taylor Swift is she keeps a lot of poloroid cameras around and takes a lot of photos and makes beautiful collages. Aren’t you so much more excited about knowing that than you would be to know who Cynthia feels for calling out Cynthia’s fake boyfriend?
Ya’ll just need to watch this episode for yourself because Tiffany is freaking HILARIOUS. I saw her on SNL but I wasn’t really paying attention. But get yourself to Youtube, Canookians and watch this girl. I can’t really recap it because there is a lot of physical comedy involved.
A caller asks Cynthia if she thinks Kandi will ever be able to forgive Porsha. She says not any time soon. It will take a while, she was put through a lot. But she thinks in time she will. I do not think she will. I would not. Cynthia says you can’t rush forgiveness.
It’s time for the demean a gay guy game. Andy asks the girls a bunch of sex questions. If either of them has done the things he asked he has to remove an article of clothing. Had sex with a foreigner on vacation? Sex in an ocean? Skinny dipping on a trip? Bailed on a hotel room bill? Ordered porn in a hotel? Snuck into an attraction without paying? Phone sex? Stalked a celebrity?
I answered yes to six with a kind of on the celeb stalking. So six and a half. How about you?
Tiffany was turnt up by the end of the show. I think she was drinking vodka on the rocks.