I’m going to have A LOT to say about this episode. The mere fact that Sheree’s storyline is that her fake life coach, Jack Daniels, suggested she do something for herself is hilarious. That is literally all she does. And it will eventually come crashing down on her. That loan-out corp she runs her paychecks through will be the beginning of the end. She’s been told the IRS can’t pierce it. But they can. It has been very cumbersome for all of the contractors she fails to pay though. It will catch up to her. That must have her living in fear.
We are back to the fight between Porsha and Nene where Nene’s bun barely survived and needed to be fixed by Marlo.cess. It is only a matter of time until Marlo looses the silk robe she chose to wear to a public dinner being filmed for television. Already my description defies all logic, but that is what we are dealing with this season on RHOA.
In a very public hotel everyone gets up and goes to the elevator with Nene except for Porsha and Sheree. Nene is screaming that Porsha would not even be on a show without her. She says “here” but they probably had to Frankenbite that in. Nene says Porsha sits on her show (The Dish) and lies every day. She ends with, “But we good. The door is closed! The DOOR IS CLOSED!” And finally production got a dramatic scene that they needed.
They didn’t get any decent footage on the streets of San Franscisco, so they had the girls sit at dinner until someone popped off. This forced fighting thing will happen again in wine country but with a different direction from production. San Fran was a total bust, and a production nightmare that had them filming super long days trying to get something usable. Because the girls running around having fun in San Fran in two different groups is not something they think we want to see. So that is when they called in Marlo. Le sigh.
Sheree can’t stop talking about how this is “her trip” as she consoles Porsha. During Porsha’s fake AF crying scene, she says she is not used to being around women who want to break her down and she can’t understand how the whole table left together. Well, Kandi is hongry. She gets very testy when production won’t let them eat. She’s probably headed for room service. Everyone who left has good reason to hate Porsha. Porsha has physically attacked two of them, spread heinous gossip about another one of them, and trashed talked another on The Dish. And Marlo? Well, she was clearly dressed for another paid engagement that she probably needed to get to. Luckily, Sheree had nothing better to do than pretend like she cared about Porsha.
Sadly, production is not finished with them yet. They shove the ones trying to escape into one hotel room. The first thing Kandi says is, “Y’all made us leave before the food came!” See! I knew it! But now, Nene is fired up for real and so everyone has to sit with her while she vents. Marlo says that they need to sit with Porsha one on one and say “Porsha, we love you as a little sister…” WTF? THEY ALL HATE HER! AND SHE IS PUSHING 40! Why does everyone on this show treat her like a child? Ha! Nene tells Marlo, “She ain’t that damn young! She’s almost forty years old. Please stop acting like she’s 21” Thank you Nene, and please run tell that to Bravo who is convinced Porsha is responsible for drawing the younger viewers that are so coveted by advertisers. I still don’t get that btw, I have way more money to spend now then I did when I was in my 20s paying rent, car payments, utilities, student loans etc.
The little sister line must have been planted by production and Nene is actually shading them with that comment because downstairs Porsha is suddenly talking about how Nene is supposed to be her big sister and she can’t understand why her big sister would run a smear campaign on her. Did she really just bring up the words, “smear campaign” when her entire last season was a smear campaign against Kandi? Those words must have come from production too because I don’t think Porsha even knows what that means. Then she blames Kenya for riling Nene up. At this point of filming, Kenya and Nene were just going along to get along. They were not off having a kiki about Porsha.
In Kenya’s talking head she says that Porsha got more support from these women than anyone. Cynthia says that Porsha has been on the receiving end of friendships but has never been a friend to anyone.
Porsha says that Nene has fucked over every single woman at the table. Which is true. Porsha said she is not kissing Nene’s ass. She says Nene could have shook that wig right off her head and she would not give a damn, her wig was coming up in the back anyway. She should have brought up Nene’s lack of edges. She dropped the ball there.
Kandi says there is nothing Porsha can say to change her opinion of her at this point. Nene says she will never be friends with Porsha but she has no problem being around everybody. Really? Because it seems like it is a problem for all y’all right now. Y’all just need to let Kandi go order some room service.
It looks like we are going to get some of the San Fran footage. But first Porsha has to call her mama and use the baby sister line again. I do not see why they are pushing this ridiculous agenda.
They have their own trolley to chauffeur them around town, so first they are all together on the trolley. Kenya has to leave San Fran early to go to her grandmother’s funeral. She’s made a video for the funeral that she shares with the girls. Porsha is still trying to work on her fake crying game so she tells us on a talking head that one of her uncles has passed away. Cynthia moves to the back of the trolley to check on Porsha. Cynthia thinks Porsha is crying because everyone hates her. Production seems to be having trouble deciding on a reason for Porsha’s breakdown. Cynthia points out that Nene told Andy on WWHL that she needed to be fired too and they were not friends for two years after that.
Nene, Kenya, Cynthia and Marlo jump off the trolley at Fisherman’s Wharf. Sheree and Porsha are stuck on the other scene alone. Cynthia was supposed to go with Sheree and Porsha but she refused. Politely of course. I feel like this may have been shot before the dinner scene we saw earlier. In fact, I think Marlo was edited into the trolley scene and was not even there. I say that because in real time, I was told that Marlo was called in for the first time during the Chinatown scenes. The reason for that was the two groups were basically getting along without her. If you go back and look at the trolley scenes, no one talks to Marlo except for Nene who calls her glasses. I believe she was really talking to Porsha and that is what sent her to be back of the trolley crying. The dead uncle story was completely fabricated. If I recall correctly the Porsha and Sheree even did a snapchat or an Instastory where they were waiting for Marlo to get to Chinatown. Then production began a quick setup at the hotel for “the wedding scene.”
Over at Fisherman’s Wharf, Nene let’s the girls know about Sheree’s Prison Bae. He’s a really bad dude. He was using religion to steal from people. You can find out about that here if you missed it. And Here. And most recently here where she visited him in prison in her “Wifey” t-shirt.It is all very scandalous. Nene swears thats she was not conned by him but that is the guy that Nene and Sheree argued about when she took a gig with Tyrone that Nene has first. That was an epic fight. Both Nene and Sheree have done shady things with Tyrone, and if I remember correctly Nene was pissed because she claimed to know Tyrone first. During the revelation Kandi says she hopes Tyrone isn’t trying to con Sheree out of her house, Kenya points out that he can’t do that because the house is not in her name. Also true.
In Chinatown, the script calls for these three fools, none of whom like Kenya to “do something nice for her.” So they come up with a wedding themed plan. This is clearly an attempt to humiliate Kenya. Nothing says “something nice” like humiliating someone who is mourning the loss of their mother. Marlo calls Nene who suggests they not tell Kenya or Cynthia.
Later at the hotel, Kenya and Cynthia meet up to chat and they are both wearing black jump suits. Cute. Meanwhile the cunts, led by Marlo begin the sabotage. Sheree continues to claim she has set up the wedding venue while shopping in Chinatown. Marlo tells Kandi that Marc is coming to the wedding. She’s confused. Then “flat Marc” arrives. He’s a cardboard cut out. And production wonders why Kenya was a cunt to them the rest of the season? This is disgraceful. Did I mention that her mother had just died?
What happened was the group had a problem filming at the gay club, so this is what production threw together. Some of those fools brought in for the wedding were people I sent to the hotel to spy. Because they were morons who signed releases, they refused to say much other than Kenya was being a bitch and made a huge scene. I didn’t find out until later what the real situation was. Also, some of those errr….unusual men were people who were supposed to be at the gay club, some of them were supposed to perform but production got to one of the most popular clubs in San Francisco and realized they had n no way to light the scene without a huge mess and there were also strobe lights going on and other nefarious things. So this was literally what came together at the very last minute very late at night after like 16 hours of filming. That means that the Chinatown scene where the three cunts filmed the “plan” also had to be shot the next day making them late as hell to the wine country. It’s amazing what length the editors go to make an entirely fake episode.
Kenya doesn’t let them see her sweat on camera. The entire thing was awful. Then Porsha gives another shitty apology to Kandi who could care less.
On the train to wine country, Kenya and Kandi are stuck sitting across from Porsha. The train looks amazing. I want to go on a train trip. I thought that is what I was doing when I went to Romania. A nice romantic train ride for one (ha!) through the Carpathians. Doesn’t that sound lovely? I was on vacation for two weeks and even though I only brought one carry on and one oversized handbag, my luggage was super heavy. Let’s just say a train full of gypsies that invaded at ever single stop was not romantic at all. Plus they didn’t announce the stops so you didn’t know the stop until you passed it, so you just had to look at the map and count the stops and pray you got off at the wrong place. I made it as far as Brasov and just stayed there for most of the trip looking out my huge hotel windows at the mountains and going to bars watching the Soccer world cup and hitting some tourist sites. It was fun, but I have yet to take my romantic train ride.
Kenya is chatting up a storm about her new husband and how he likes her to be very fit and not wear makeup and she trying to be less alpha now that she is married. I love to hear newlyweds talk about their weddings and new marriages. I seem to be the only one because Kandi and Porsha seem beyond disinterested. Speaking of new men, Nene tells Sheree that her prison bae is going to come out the same old scammer as he went in as. Sheree didn’t want to hear.
Kenya runs to the ladies room leaving Kandi and Porsha alone. But not for long. The other foursome calls Kandi to ask about Porsha’s apology. Porsha talks to Kenya about her apology. It’s almost like someone is telling them what to talk about. LOL. So many scripted conversations.
The owner of the vineyard is an over the top gay buy who teaches the girls how to open a bottle of champagne with a sword. Then he feeds them grapes. None of this is seductive. But Porsha and Marlo both show of their special skills. Then they stomped some grapes. I think production and the ladies had a feud about having to film that scene. No one wanted to do it. Somehow in the end, Nene was not forced to participate.
Kenya had to leave Napa Valley early to go to her mother’s funeral. Kenya does a ridiculous talking head where she says she finally feels like the ladies all support her. And they say Kenya is not a great actress.
The remaining ladies have a final dinner. First they have some special wine that is dedicated to John Legend. Nene says that it is really good, but she won’t be going on social media anytime soon to ask who she can blow for a case of it. BLOOP!
Sheree toasts Kandi for her Essence cover shoot. If that is seems odd to you, it is because that is what the script calls for. Was it written to celebrate the success Kandi is currently having? Um, noe. Nothing in the script is about celebrating women, darlings. It is all about misogyny and disrespecting women at every turn. So Kandi’s line is to talk about how she and Todd drove by SoCoBrooklyn while she was in NYC filming the cover. Did I mention Flat Marc is sitting in Kenya’s seat at the dinner table? Marlo’s line is to bring up how many people believe that Kenya is married. This was at the end of yet another excruciating filming day. Again close to sixteen hours of filming. They couldn’t even sleep on the train! My sources tell me that they were all made to sit there until they all said something about Kenya’s marriage being “fake.” Why? Because that is Beck’s revenge because Kenya had the new to get married and fuck up Kim Biermann’s storyline for the season. He is the cause of everything we are about to witness.
Marlo is prodded to ask everyone who believes that Kenya is really married to raise their hands. Only Kandi raises hers. Cynthia gets up and storms off unwilling to participate. Marlo is drunk and is the one pressing things. Porsha trash talks Kenya in her talking head. Nene says that Cynthia is here for Kenya. If Kenya says jump, Kenya says how high. Once again, Kandi is the only one supporting Kenya. She says she likes the friendship between Cynthia and Kenya. That is because you are not a jealous bitch like Nene, Kandi. Your friends are allowed to be friends with people you don’t like and with people you do like.
Cynthia is crying in the other room because production is making her sit there and telling her she has to comment on Kenya’s wedding. Nene tries to get Cynthia to come back to the table. Cynthia says that Kenya is finally happy and they should just leave her alone. Nene tells her that she is not Kenya’s mom and she can’t tell the not to question the marriage. Cynthia says they can ask questions. She just doesn’t want to sit there while they make fun of her. Between production and Nene, Cynthia is hauled back in there to finally eek out that her feelings were hurt for not being at the wedding. After all the berating by production, even Marlo calms her ass down about the situation. This manufactured bullshit actually ends with Marlo uttering the words, “that’s real.” That’s some irony right there.
Next week: Cynthia tells Kenya she feels like she should have been able to meet Marc. Porsha’s mother and sister must have been busy that week so she instead meets with matchmakers. She thinks she wants to date a white guy because the pay better. Allegedly. Kandi interrogates Will on a boat ride with Will and Cynthia where Kandi finds out that they are actually dating other people. Jack Daniels finds out that Sheree has a boyfriend that was never her boyfriend until he went to prison and she needed a fake boyfriend. But Kenya has to drag her actual husband on to this shit show or lose her job?
All I’ll say is I actually enjoyed tonight’s episode and Bravo is damn foolish for paying Kim a damn dime and that money should have went to Marlo “Leave My Money On The Dresser” Hampton. Kenya was a great sport in participating in the play wedding, watching her and Porsha tonight I feel like this is both their peak season and should be both their last and I mean that in a good way. Kandi just doesn’t fit anymore and you can tell she’s over it but just going along to fulfill her contract, I’d rather watch her with Xscape.
I commend Cynthia for standing by Kenya and just not wanting to participate in the childish jokes. I feel like even though they shade each other that Kenya really likes Nene but for some reason Nene can’t all the way just let it go and just be friends with Kenya.
P.s. did y’all peep Porsha and Kenya chilling, talking and laughing on the train? They really had potential to be good friends but I’m just going to go along with the “Script” I mean show.
FYI Brielle is back at it again,she just can’t leave Kenya and Nene alone, these are grown ass women little girl so stay in a child’s place since you wanna be a child.
Oh and how did I forget about Sheree, Carlos had it right making her a friend in season 8 because she has no storyline but carrying bones. I like Sheree but I’m just being honest.
Nene is kind of like that with everyone, can’t “all the way just let it go” as you put it. She’s always awkward and on edge with “friends”.
So true. I think the only exception is the old, unassertive, Nene worshiping Cynthia. BTW, I’m so glad that Cynthia has finally become her own woman.
I for the life of me don’t understand why,how,what Brielle is any part of RHOA.
I watched the half hour Tardy show (never watch, made it a few minutes) because the guide said Kim is reconciling with her parents. Nope. False. Very sad, since her mom didn’t drop everything after six years or whatever, Kim just blamed her mom. (In front of the kids) this show is disastrous.
Bre is trying to get on the show so she is doing all this , to get a story line and get on the show.
Why is Bravo always trying to humiliate Kenya? Kenya is such a beautiful lady and a class act. That alone must be grounds for attack in Andy Cohen’s eyes. I am surprised Kenya participated in that fake cardboard wedding. She showed such graciousness, whereas I would have said “Are you kidding?”and walked out. It bothered me that Kandi participated in it. Kenya rebooted Atlanta when it was flagging. And although the other women, save Kandi and Cynthia are horrible, imho, if Kenya wants to stay – she should. And I would love to see Beck, Kim, Cohen and the other low lifes get their come-uppins.
Did you hear the part where Porsha gushed about how much she loves Chinatown and how she feels like she just stepped off the trolley and now in Tokyo. Girl I died. ???????
I fell over, she stepped off the Underground Railroad and had landed in Tokyo China ?
I did not enjoy this episode at ALL. Marlo is a ho from the dustiest and dirties part of Florida. I cannot wait for the day when the IRS and FBI catch up to her for swindling old white women and men and using their credit cards to be THAT BITCH at SAKS…allegedly. I love Kenya’s resilience and the fact that she will never let those women as well as production see her sweat or get her out of character. She will fuck shit up on her own terms and I respect her for that. If they let Kenya go, the ratings will go with her. Love her or hate her, when each episode is over, the only name that ring bells is KENYA MOORE. Sheree just needs to be humbled and be in prison already. Porsha is a DUMB HO (Kenya Moore voice). Nene is an ugly bitch, on the inside and outside. Although I like Kandi, she needs to check Todd, that scene in the car made me look at him like a bitch. Hello Peter 2.0
Absolutely cannot stand the huge giant Nene. She could trans so easily. She already looks like a man sans the blond wigs. I refuse to watch another episode of this trash. Cannot for the life of me believe BRAVO met Nene’s demand for more $’s when she ruins the show. I said from the beginning I was through with this show and have only watched 2 episodes and last night did it for me. BRAVO wants Nene up their ass then they should just give her her own show and then they’ll find out how HATED she is.
Kenya I hope takes the high road and leaves for the sake of her marriage. She has more class in her little finger than any of these bitches.
Why wasn’t Kim on this trip? Loved Nene and Production’s shade on John Legend’s favorite wine. What a waste of a trip sending these women to SF and Napa.
You know what’s funny? Kim’s campaign against Kenya could eventually be the whole reason why Kenya DOES make it back.
So many people hate Kim, and Bravo apparently doesn’t care enough to put their foot down to stop Kim from posting things like that on social media–in the end it is backfiring on Kim and sending viewers swaying to Kenya’s side, and it is ALL BRAVO’S FAULT.
Kenya, for her part, is wooing Bravo with the potential side effect of her journey with IVF, and if Marc’s problem is with appearing on RHOA, because of the way they treat men–does that mean that he would have a problem with filming a spin off show of their own? One never knows…
His problem with being on the show is not how they treat men, it’s that he doesn’t want to expose his family to the trolls. This is why the marriage was on the downlow to start with. Plus he lives in NYC and wants Kenya there full time. Kenya thinks she can commute.
Oh yass honey – Kenya on RHONY! Now there’s an idea! Andy, if you still read this ratchet site, can you make it happen? #tvgold ?
The way they treat men? Lol
PS–the Napa Wine Country train is amazing beyond belief, and thoroughly enjoyable!
Tamara PLEASE stop calling these ladies cunts!!!! Shameful!!!
I’m no gynecologist, but I still recognize a triad of cunts when I see them on my TV screen. Please read the commenting rules, or simply clutch your pearls tightly and run for the exit. Thanks in advance.
TT tells it like it is, most of these bitches are cunts!!!
TT calls them like she sees them.
I mean I get it. Those ladies can be a piece of work. But the blog post are just downright hateful! I guess I will just have to clutch my pearls and run for the exit like she suggested. I just don’t get all the vitriol she spews sometimes.
Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt
I also think that the Porsha-Nene blowup happened after their day out.
Beck is fucking up production.
umm porsha did have a uncle that passed, you blogger are so heartless, ion no why i even visit your site, you sit behind this computer and constantly spew hate on porsha every week………sad
Bdd why are soo mad? Is Porsha your daughter.? You seem to be soo familiar with Porsha’s ancestry and vital statistics. It’s not that serious. Tell Porsha, she needs to take some accountability and stop sounding soo stupid with China in Tokyo. It’s not cute. RHOA has jumped the shark with all these mothers trying to be their kid’s friend. RHOA is becoming too annoying to watch, I fast forward through the show in 10 mins. Theae recaps are more entertaining than the show it self.
About Kenya Moore, I love me some Kenya but her time is up to move on. I want to see her succeed but she needs to move on with her man and stop messing with the likes of Marlo & Shereé (broke chicks).
bria why hate on some1 week after week after week, where does that get u at the end of the day, im a porsha fan as u are a kenya fan, im not mad at all, im just not in the spririt of tearing some1 down, this blogger acts like porsha personally did something to her…..
Hey Porsha. How you doing girl?
Why Porsha so nice of you to comment. Now go away.
And Porsha fans are illiterately defending her every week.
Quite fascinating.
Must be Monday morning task each week, lol.
Before work begins.
This is the demographic Bravo thinks they’re making ad money off of? The illiterate? How odd.
Seems like they forgot how to actually spell words out.
Don’t come here anymore then—BYE !
I must admit, NeNe can really be funny. I think it’s going to be good with her. Please, just eliminate Kim. She is so unnecessary.
And Kenya is just more gorgeous, the happier she gets. Truly beautiful.
Marlo can bring seconds here and there, lol. (Not minutes)
Nene’s insults are rude and they make her look like a hater. Cynthia is down for what is right. Cynthia and Kenya had a pack together since Kenya started. I can’t get over Nene. How is NENE the self proclaimed queen of RHOA acting like an extra trying to gain a peach by insults and ugly faces to the camera. That lip drop is too much for a sister weekly!
Marlo actually tweeted about the editing last night! Kudos TT, you were in it! This show, the editing, the storylines has all been a hot mess for this to be the iconic season 10!!
*on it
Loved the train ride- the scenes, etc., Really wish we could have seen the missing film of the day in SF since nothing of the rush tape had any value.
The rest of the episode was a waste of time and energy-, since the only time deserving attention was the discussion at the night table-which had nothing new to say and continue to shows unintelligent, vapid, lies and misrepresentation of every word they spoke in the past. Nene thinks if she says something else strongly enough she can make words spoken previously disappear, and Porsha seems to remember NOTHING of the hate she spewed before, and to believe that anything she says now will replace it. Their lack of intellects deserve each other; too bad there was so much ugliness ,and their inhuman attacks made to hurt people before were too evil , or some of it could have been forgotten. But it stung too much. So they fail .
Otherwise, the show was a testimony to RHOA at its worst. Nothing here to see or say –Marlo trashes it further. A complete lack of story , substance, or entertainment .
Does Marlo have any real cash? Like an apartment or a car? Or does she need a sugar daddy to get by month to month?
Not so sure on the cash of any substance. Someone rented her a very nice apartment in Atlanta, but I believe she lives in LA full time now. She has errr… friends in a variety of locations who are quite generous. She was living in LA when they called her down to San Fran to shake things up and then asked her to come to Atlanta to film a bit more.
I have had rumors that she is persona non gratia in one of the upscale Miami malls. But that’s just the streets talking. I’ve heard other rumors of being investigations and such. But I’ve been hearing them for a while and she is still living large.
I’m not one for knocking anyone for how they get their coins. If she can work out arrangements, I don’t see how that is anymore scandolous than being a trophy wife. It’s a lot of perks without having to be the public arm candy and much more free time to spend the cash.
Haven’t watched the episode yet but gotta love nene’s tweets- “if that’s your opinion you’re untitled to it”. For real maybe she cannot read well??
Haven’t watched the episode yet but gotta love nene’s tweets- “if that’s your opinion you’re untitled to it”. For real maybe she cannot read well??
I am stealing TT’s line above, “I’m no gynecologist, but I recognize a cunt when I see one!” Priceless.
Advertisers love 20 somethings because they feel that they are easily influenced. A 45 year old more than likely won’t switch from Coke to Pepsi based off of a hot Beyoncé commercial at the speed of a 25 year old.
Alright, going in! I’ll touch base after I’ve watched this episode…put off long enough! Have the tv to myself so I don’t have to hear my family wonder and complain about my viewing habits.
Ugh! I’m glad for your recaps TT because now I’m seeing what goes into the episodes set up by production.
Cringed through the whole episode! The wedding? How horrible! Vicious and mean spirited in every way! No wonder Cynthia didn’t want to participate at supper, she must have been completely exhausted by all the nastiness her and Kenya had to endure. It’s not in her nature to be so insulting to anyone.
I honestly am shocked at Kenya’s gracious performance. How she kept her head is beyond me. I’m guessing I would have made an ugly scene if put in that situation…which is what production was looking for I’m sure…well played Kenya!