I apologize in advance for this recap. Y’all, just when I thought I was over this cold it just. keeps. on. coming. back. It’s all I can to keep a fucking airway open. I can’t eat because I can’t taste food and the consistency of everything I normally like makes me gag. I’m currently breathing through my nose and drinking wine on an empty tummy. So this will not end well…
To top things off, this is the Posche fashion show episode. I have so much performance anxiety! Okay, here we go. I’m still a bit shooketh by that Survivor tribal council.
I am so not in the mood for interior designers with morons with too much money. I agree with the husband. Let’s not make it look like a whore house.
At Joe and Melissa’s house they are exploiting his mother’s death. I can’t cover this shit. Side note the New Jersey psychic medium is getting a divorce. Can you believe this? I was shocked.
Kim D says that she knows that Teresa is done with Joe anyway. We all know that. Thanks, Kim D for telling the truth.
But first we have to get through this psychic shit. Or maybe not. How do they not have that happen first? What is with the editing?
Apparently we shall go straight to Posche and the brawl, so um, YAY? History is being rewritten as if Teresa didn’t try to get Melissa thrown off the show at a Posche fashion show on an earlier season?
Teresa walks in an immediately calls out Kim for a discussion. Kim asks if it is an attack or if they are going to talk privately. The felon asks if she is afraid of the other girls and she says no, let them all come. Kim D stands by her assertion that Tre is fucking other guys. She says that Tre is all up in the clubs every night? I am now wondering if I should move to Jersey where old people go out clubbing because Tre doesn’t even deny it! Kim D points out that she doesn’t have kids at home to set an example for. I am so team Kim D. right now!
Then there is an exchange of them calling each other white trash. I’d say Kim D. won that round as she said, Teresa is the one who went to prison. I am so on Kim D’s side. Then Teresa say that POSCHE stands for Piece Of Shit Coke Whore Home Wrecker Everyday and I am so happy that Teresa memorized that line! It’s almost like she can spell. Until I realize she put home wrecker in there. Chairs were tossed. Sort of.
They didn’t show everything because if they had, Teresa would have gone back to jail. Teresa screams at Siggy and Delores for walking in the show. I think they are fine walking. Even if the charity is for a bunch of snitches families. They did not show a lot. Probably to keep Teresa from catching more charges. There was so much not shown!!!!
I am so sick of the Priv commercials.
Joe, Teresa and Melissa have a medium come to Tre’s house. I really hate that they are making Melania and the death of her grandmother as a storyline. This is shitty. And I think that these idiots actually believe it. Shockingly, she says that Tre’s father is ready to join her. Um of course he is, he looks like death warmed over and is currently in the hospital.
Siggy and Teresa try to make up. Siggy says that she and Delores are on her side. Somehow Delores is the bad guy?
Then the Marges go on a double date. It’s sad. WHY?
Next week: It’s time for Milan.