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Real Housewives Of New Jersey: When Chairs Fly

December 6, 2017 by tamaratattles 45 Comments

I apologize in advance for this recap. Y’all, just when I thought I was over this cold it just. keeps. on. coming. back. It’s all I can to keep a fucking airway open. I can’t eat because I can’t taste food and the consistency of everything I normally like makes me gag. I’m currently breathing through my nose and drinking wine on an empty tummy. So this will not end well…

To top things off, this is the Posche fashion show episode. I have so much performance anxiety! Okay, here we go. I’m still a bit shooketh by that Survivor tribal council.

I am so not in the mood for interior designers with morons with too much money. I agree with the husband. Let’s not make it look like a whore house.

At Joe and Melissa’s house they are exploiting his mother’s death. I can’t cover this shit. Side note the New Jersey psychic medium is getting a divorce. Can you believe this?  I was shocked.

Kim D says that she knows that Teresa is done with Joe anyway. We all know that. Thanks, Kim D for telling the truth.

But first we have to get through this psychic shit. Or maybe not. How do they not have that happen first? What is with the editing?

Apparently we shall go straight to Posche and the brawl, so um, YAY? History is being rewritten as if Teresa didn’t try to get Melissa thrown off the show at a Posche fashion show on an earlier season?

Teresa walks in an immediately calls out Kim for a discussion. Kim asks if it is an attack or if they are going to talk privately. The felon asks if she is afraid of the other girls and she says no, let them all come. Kim D stands by her assertion that Tre is fucking other guys. She says that Tre is all up in the clubs every night? I am now wondering if I should move to Jersey where old people go out clubbing because Tre doesn’t even deny it!  Kim D points out that she doesn’t have kids at home to set an example for. I am so team Kim D. right now!

Then there is an exchange of them calling each other white trash. I’d say Kim D. won that round as she said, Teresa is the one who went to prison.  I am so on Kim D’s side.  Then Teresa say that POSCHE stands for Piece Of Shit Coke Whore Home Wrecker Everyday and I am so happy that Teresa memorized that line!  It’s almost like she can spell. Until I realize she put home wrecker in there.  Chairs were tossed.  Sort of.

They didn’t show everything because if they had, Teresa would have gone back to jail. Teresa screams at Siggy and Delores for walking in the show. I think they are fine walking. Even if the charity is for a bunch of snitches families.  They did not show a lot. Probably to keep Teresa from catching more charges. There was so much not shown!!!!

I am so sick of the Priv commercials.

Joe, Teresa and Melissa have a medium come to Tre’s house. I really hate that they are making Melania and the death of her grandmother as a storyline.  This is shitty. And I think that  these idiots actually believe it.  Shockingly, she says that Tre’s father is ready to join her. Um of course he is, he looks like death warmed over and is currently in the hospital.

Siggy and Teresa try to make up. Siggy says that she and Delores are on her side. Somehow Delores is the bad guy?

Then the Marges go on a double date. It’s sad. WHY?

Next week:  It’s time for Milan.

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Filed Under: Danielle Staub, Dolores Catania, Entertainment News, Joe Giudice, Margaret Josephs, Melissa Gorga, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ, Siggy Flicker, Teresa Giudice Tagged With: Danielle Staub, Dolores Catania, Entertainment News, Felons By Bravo, Kim DePaola, Margaret Josephs, Melissa Gorga, Posche Fashion Show, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ, Siggy Flicker, Teresa Guidice

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  1. JoJoFLL says

    December 6, 2017 at 10:08 pm

    I was also on Kim D’s side for this. It is hard not to be when she’s the only one calling Tre out for being a felon. Even Melissa skirted around saying Tre would go back to jail if she touched Kim D.

    Delores is really getting a good edit or she’s got more common sense than anyone.

    Danielle is really worthless in all of this. Can someone tell me why they brought her back?

    I thought the medium part was kind of sweet.

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  2. LoveJones says

    December 6, 2017 at 10:09 pm

    I don’t know what we did to deserve 12 drama filled episodes at once like this but thanks bravo. Margaret is hands down my favorite housewife of the year and deserves a raise, every episode so far this season has delivered and I couldn’t ask for more. Add Caroline and Jacqueline as friends next season with the current six ladies on the show and Bravo’s channel servers will explode.

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  3. thill says

    December 6, 2017 at 10:20 pm

    I think KimD is a thirsty lowlife. She has been horrible every time she is on this show. And she smirks while doing it. She is playing for the camera and i don’t believe anything she says. And now she looks like she’s had too much plastic surgery and fillers or botox. She is uglier than ever — in her conduct and looks.

    I was so disgusted by production’s continuing to pander to KimD and the fake “drama” she promises to bring. Her “departure” while being consoled by her minions was laughable. What did she expect when she talks trash on camera? She wanted Theresa to come. She was just disappointed that she couldn’t taunt her into doing something to get arrested and have a violation of her parole. That’s the only reason she needed consoling. smdh I just hope she gets what she dishes out.

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    • Kdwagz says

      December 6, 2017 at 11:20 pm

      Agreed. Kim D has always wanted a piece of the action. She looked less pathetic (physically) than in previous years, but she’s still very thirsty. I don’t think she knows diddley squat about Teresa’s activities. She’s just heard…. Bravo paid her to go after Teresa.

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      • justanothermary says

        December 7, 2017 at 10:12 am

        I think Kim D knows exactly what’s going on with Tre and I think she tells the truth. I don’t understand the need for blind loyalty that Tre has. If I’m f’ing up, I expect a friend to tell me and they certainly don’t have to excuse my bad behavior when I’m not around.

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        • Calipatti says

          December 7, 2017 at 4:35 pm

          Teresa is not as mature as you and believes if it can’t be proven, if she has not been caught then she can lie. Her lies become her truth. She can’t “see” that people know.
          I only read the awesome recaps here.
          I believe Kim D. has reliable sources, a network of “friends” she can count on, unlike Teresa. There are those that will not approve of Tre cheating on Joe while he is in college. Teresa isn’t smart enough to cover her own back.

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  4. thill says

    December 6, 2017 at 10:22 pm

    Oh, and Delores and Siggy should have left. Total disloyalty. (and I am not even a Theresa fan)

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    • Pat Ferreiro says

      December 6, 2017 at 10:30 pm

      I agree!!

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      • RHOA Fan From the Start! says

        December 17, 2017 at 1:22 pm

        Completely agree. Dolores and Siggy are annoying the F out of me. I liked them last season but either Bravo pays them to act like fucking morons or they stir and bring drama to stay on the show. They can have each other. Andy please get them off the damn show. Siggy calling Marge anti-semetic is prob the worst thing I have ever heard on ANY HW show. Jesus Christ. Siggy needs intense psychiatric help. Dolores needs help extracting her head from Siggy’s ass.

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  5. rebecca says

    December 6, 2017 at 10:26 pm

    I agree with you, Tamara. Although I don’t know (and really don’t care) if Teresa is cheating on Joe (and that he cheated on her) I appreciate that Kim D. completely owns what she said. No denial, just pretty much “yep, I said it. What are you gonna do about it?” I also agree that Kim D. won the white trash debate when she pointed out that Teresa had gone to jail. And what’s with the outrage Margaret? Didn’t she jump in with some kind of “How dare you say that???” Like it’s somehow not true?

    Also, the notion that somehow four grown women need to show up at a charity event to “get even” with something that the organizer said is utterly ridiculous. Not to mention that they all seemed kind of clueless about what to do. Worst. posse. ever.

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    • Lisak says

      December 6, 2017 at 10:38 pm

      “Worst Posse Ever” —- comment of the night. Lmfao

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      • Romeogirl says

        December 7, 2017 at 8:32 am

        That has got to be a new catch phrase!

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  6. Meredith says

    December 6, 2017 at 10:32 pm

    That psychic is from LI not Jersey. Gotta defend my home state consider the animal behavior of RHONJ.

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    • SJU says

      December 7, 2017 at 8:50 pm

      Shouldn’t the psychic have known she’d be getting a divorce and not marry him??

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  7. Candid says

    December 6, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    I can’t understand why Teresa expects people to be so loyal and defend her when she does no such thing for anyone.

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    • TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

      December 7, 2017 at 2:44 pm

      Narcissism.

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  8. Cathyrid says

    December 6, 2017 at 11:09 pm

    Did anyone else notice that when Kim D was leaving, Teresa’s hand reached for her glass on the table but then pulled back? Oh well, she almost broke probation.

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    • Lisak says

      December 6, 2017 at 11:31 pm

      I really thought she was going to throw it. But then she remembered the cameras

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    • Take-A-Xanax says

      December 7, 2017 at 1:42 pm

      Yah! That was priceless! She started going for the first thing she saw…. Kim D. saw her reach for it too and made a comment about having her arrested and Tre pulled her hand back. I could tell it KILLED her to not be able to grab the glass and throw it. Ha-Ha. Probation can be a bitch!

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  9. HW.Fan says

    December 7, 2017 at 2:18 am

    Kim D is savage af! Maybe she should get a ‘friend of’ role next season – throw the rat amongst the prositution whoreses. Relationship expert and the butch queen have to go though. They’re like a couple of dementors waiting to swoop down and suck the soul out of a scene at any given opportunity.

    “Even if the charity is for a bunch of snitches families.” Wow, harsh ?

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  10. EnglishRose says

    December 7, 2017 at 3:01 am

    Dolores and Siggy gave the lamest excuses for not leaving the fashion show – they didn’t want to let the families of the dead victims down? Did they really think it made a difference whether they walked the “runway” or not? They should never have agreed to do it in the first place, given Kim D.’s history with Teresa. Teresa walking in with the others to a charity event was crazy and obviously staged – even though I think Kim D. is the biggest shit-stirrer on the planet, I had to admire the way she handled Teresa in the beginning, although her exiting stage left with her “bodyguards” was a bit over the top. The models looked horrified but then they didn’t (supposedly) have any idea what was going on. Dolores is no more a friend of Teresa’s than Jacquelyn Laurita is, and it looks like Teresa is finally starting to realize it. Good episode.

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    • EnglishRose says

      December 7, 2017 at 12:48 pm

      Plus, that double date with Margaret and her mother was cringe-worthy! The guy was as cheesy as could be, as well as patently on the hunt for some nooky, even aged nooky. I had to give it to him though when Margaret asked him where he saw himself in five years and he said something like, “alive, hopefully”! God, I’m so glad that even though I’m a widow, I never intend being on the dating market again – I couldn’t begin to come up with all the “witty” questions and come-backs that seem to be required these days. Anyone I was with would be lucky if I didn’t fall asleep in my salad plate or nod off into my cocktail. – presuming I could even come up with the name of a sophisticated and elegant drink to order in the first place.

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    • Pecksniffiant says

      December 7, 2017 at 2:42 pm

      The main reason I think Dolores & Siggy stayed for the fashion show was that their photos were on promotional posters to sell tickets to the event. I’m sure many attendees are fans of RHONJ & some may even think they will get on TV. In any case, both young guys who were murdered left young children behind, so I think the cause was far more important than Teresa’s hurt feelings. If they helped raise more money, God Bless them.

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  11. Dave Syd says

    December 7, 2017 at 3:03 am

    Hanging out with Kim D, over the years, and playing her games has come to bite Teresa squarely in the butt.

    Melissa is secretly gloating about this, no doubt.

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  12. CoCo says

    December 7, 2017 at 6:39 am

    Thanks for the great recap, TT! Please feel better soon.

    Kim D is thirsty af. Teresa needs to take Danielle, Dolores and Siggy for coffee and they all need to be FOHs. I know Teresa needs the check while Joe is on vacation, but last night showed that Namaste act isn’t real.

    Margaret is my new favorite!

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    • JupitersMother says

      December 7, 2017 at 6:32 pm

      Hi CoCo…………Surely to gawd no one, other than brainless TG’s brainless “fans” has ever believed her “Namaste” act. The woman hasn’t a clue about Buddhism/Namaste or much of anything else for that matter.

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      • BeetsWhy says

        December 7, 2017 at 8:46 pm

        i want to see her spell namaste…

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  13. Francie says

    December 7, 2017 at 9:16 am

    Anyone notice that Theresa wasn’t wearing her wedding ring during the conversation with Siggy? Personally, if I were trying to convince the world that I still love and am faithful to my husband, that ring would be on my finger! It’s a small, but significant indicator of the state of ones marriage, IMO.

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  14. Taylor says

    December 7, 2017 at 9:56 am

    You know if Teresa really thinks her and Joe’s marriage is nobody’s business, 1. she shouldn’t be on a reality show and 2. she should stay out of clubs! I really can’t understand how anyone would be Team Teresa on this. She and her “puppets” had no right showing up there to confront Kim D. Show or not, her ass should be locked up. She showed up there with every intension of causing trouble. And I’m glad Delores stood her ground. The way Teresa is acting, why would she defend her?!

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    • BeetsWhy says

      December 7, 2017 at 8:56 pm

      I’m about the same age as these housewives and i can’t imagine going to clubs again. And even if i did where the hell are the clubs that cater to women my age? The kind that want to go out at seven and be home by ten.

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      • Jen says

        December 9, 2017 at 8:40 pm

        Haha this made me giggle. So true. I’m younger but feel the same.

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  15. Amanda Elles says

    December 7, 2017 at 10:11 am

    To hell with the recaps. Time for you to take a breather and go to bed and REST. Have you tried MUCINEX? It is a miracle drug for me when I’m stopped up and congested. FLONASE nasal spray for the nose and MUCINEX for congestion should put you back on track.

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  16. Trish says

    December 7, 2017 at 11:17 am

    Delores and Ziggy can walk in a fashion show or volunteer with whomever they please. Why would or should Teresa care? Kim D ain’t scared of Tre..lol I really like Margaret but her house looks like shit. I am also concerned that the designer sucks. Just look at her attire no fashion sense.

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  17. Spunky2015 says

    December 7, 2017 at 12:58 pm

    Tre showed her true colors with the Medium making it all about herself why she needed her parents. At least Joey was concerned about his mother being content.

    Kim D is brought on to add excitement to this ailing show. If Tre is going out clubbing no wonder Papa Gorga is sickly from taking care of those kids all these years along with his late wife.

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  18. EnglishRose says

    December 7, 2017 at 3:31 pm

    Tamara, just FYI, there’s a new show coming on which sounds like it might be interesting to recap. It’s about five or six couples where one of the pair is either just getting ready to get out of prison, or is recently released. Don’t know whether or not it’s going to be bottom of the barrel like Honey BooBoo, but it’s from the same team that produces 90 Day Fiance, which is a really good show, so it sounds promising.

    Love After Lockup premieres Jan. 12 at 10 p.m. EST on WE tv.

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    • gapeachinsc says

      December 11, 2017 at 11:52 am

      Thank you English Rose!! I’ll definitely be on the look out for this!!

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  19. shellie says

    December 7, 2017 at 3:56 pm

    Yesterday they were re-running a very old episode of RHONJ – a reunion from 2012. They played a piece from Caroline’s talking head. She said in summary: “My prediction is that Joe is going to go “away”. Teresa is going to eventually divorce him then show her girls how to be a strong independent woman. Then she is going to write a book about her ordeal.” She emphasized her getting a deal out of a bad situation and intimated that everything Tre does is for the almighty dollar and notoriety and that the “deal” would be worth it to her despite the turmoil to her kids. Teresa is and always has been TRASHY TRASHY TRASHY. The phony namaste bullshit she’s been peddling the last couple years was just squashed by her behavior in the last episode. Deep down, she’ll always be the same criminal she always has been.

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  20. Take-A-Xanax says

    December 7, 2017 at 4:49 pm

    Who knew that Frank Catania would end up being the real relationship expert at that table? He shut down both of them. The scowl on Delores’ face was priceless! She did not want to hear that shit. I told me that she truly does not like Theresa.

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  21. JupitersMother says

    December 7, 2017 at 6:41 pm

    Hi Tamara………I’m sorry to hear you’re feeling so terrible but, you’re not alone. I’ve been down the entire week and the symptoms are really debilitating so I’ve been in bed for the most part doing nothing other being online and sleeping. How you can write these blogs while dealing this is a testament to your commitment, but you should try to rest as much as possible. Get better soon young lady, ya’ hear.

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  22. ZibiddyBop says

    December 8, 2017 at 10:01 am

    This episode had the fakest conversation I’ve ever seen on a reality show. The scene where Margaret is supposedly telling her mom and some other people about what happened at the fashion show was amateur hour editing with terrible frankenbytes.

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  23. Andy says

    December 8, 2017 at 11:36 am

    I know I’m ignoring the whole point of this recap, but I can’t ignore your Survivor reference. I need you to be recapping it or at least giving your thoughts in a general post maybe?! I have read a couple other Survivor recaps just to see where other peoples heads are at with it in relation to what I’m thinking, but I would love to hear your thoughts.

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  24. Shelly says

    December 8, 2017 at 2:36 pm

    So we are not tired of bringing people on shows to talk about other people’s marital issues. It’s the same thing with these shows. Kim D is disgusting and she needs to take her disgusting rumor with her (although it may be true). I’m sick of the dark tone of these shows. People’s marital problems should not be discussed, unless it’s the married couple discussing them.

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  25. Jen says

    December 9, 2017 at 8:26 pm

    Omg plastic faces. These bitches are nuts

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  26. Elizabeth Marriott says

    December 10, 2017 at 3:24 am

    You know it’s bad when Delores husband is the voice of reason for these 2 loonies. This coming from the guy who has moved back in with his ex wife and her current imaginary boyfriend. Just so he can get camera time to promote whatever the hell it is he does. I think we are seeing the real Siggy & Delores this season. Last season they had to play nice and look good for the fans so they won’t get fired…cough cough….Lydia & Peggy….but this season is who they really are

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 10, 2017 at 6:58 pm

      Delores’ husband “lives with her” now because her real boyfriend doesn’t want to be part of the show. It’s the fake storyline, not the boyfriend.

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