I think tonight we are supposed to get to San Francisco. I am not sure what they will show though because filming there was a nightmare. They were not getting the footage they wanted and they finally just filmed some stuff in the hotel lobby.
But first of all we have to get back to the fight between Kenya and Kim. Oh how the editing has changed. These talking heads are priceless. First of all, I told you that Kroy was sitting out in the driveway waiting for Kim to film. And Brielle was in the basement taking pictures of bugs. So Kroy hears all the commotion and runs in to pull Kim (the instigator) out of the house. Even Gregg wanted through to help clean up whatever it was that Kim threw on Nene’s table. But Nene’s talking head had to have been redone since the Barcelona trip because she was riding the fence with Kim at this point. Nene made sure to reference Brielle sucking dick multiple times and production added in the tweet to John Legend’s wife. By the end of the season, every single housewife had turned on Kim.
Rather than go home like a normal person, Kim and Kroy and Sheree show up at Porsha’s house where camera’s were rolling b tape for her filler scenes. I guess Brielle is having a blast sitting in the car.
Kim tells Porsha that she almost beat that bitch to a mother fucking pulp. Chile, please! All you did was cry and wait for your husband to save you. Did Porsha just say something like “you don’t talk about someone’s injured son and your ho daughter?” I am dying.
Cynthia and Noelle have a really cute scene icing cupcakes. Noelle tells her mom she has decided not to move to Charlotte. I think she will once filming begins for Peter’s spinoff. Cynthia tells Noelle she is dating someone she really likes, Will. This actually is a fake boyfriend and no one is giving Cynthia any grief for it at all. As soon as filming wrapped, Will went back to Chicago where he lives.
We have a sad scene about Kenya’s grandmother dying.
I think this whole scene with Marlo was filmed after the fact. My understanding was Marlo was brought on the trip after they arrived because there were two groups of women going in separate directions without talking. Porsha has a male assistant this season to step and fetch for her.
On the bus to the hotel in San Francisco, the girls find out about Sheree’s inmate boyfriend, Tyrone. He’s in prison for all sorts of financial swindling and is therefore a perfect match for Sheree Whitfield. Perhaps she is hold all the money he moved out of the country before he was sentenced.
The girls had a two-hour break to get ready for dinner, but when Sheree comes to dinner in her sweatpants Kandi is pissed that they had to wait two hours to eat. I love that Kandi always lets people know that they actually need to stop and eat. That said they were running all over San Fran that day eating street food, so she can’t be that hungry. By dinner time Marlo has arrived and no one is happy to see her. She’s wearing some ridiculous cat ears with a black veil.
At dinner, Sheree wants to start a fight with Nene and Porsha. So she does. At some point Porsha Streetfighter Streetwalker Williams say to Nene, “we all need to be accountable for our actions.” That is a splendid idea. Let Porsha lead the way on that. She should have been fired with Phaedra just like Nene said. Nene brings up how she saved Porsha’s job when Porsha dragged Kenya across the floor by her hair. I sure hope she can help Kenya stay for next season. Anything is possible and as mad as Nene is at Kim Biermann, if she can get Kim fired I think it would be okay for Kenya to stay. Production currently has a different opinion though.
Meanwhile, Porsha seems to have forgotten all of the trash talking she did about Nene on Dish Nation. The housewives all seem to have selective amnesia here and there. Porsha and Nene get into it so hard that Nene’s bun comes undone twice. Marlo has quietly moved her seat to be in between Nene and Porsha in order to have more face time. Kenya jumps in to support Nene.
Things go super heated and devolved into a volley of “fuck yous” back and forth. Well, at least they are leaving Kenya alone.
Next week: We see two seconds of San Francisco before moving on to wine country. Marlo shit talks Kenya to the girls and makes fun of her marriage. Cynthia cries because of Marlo’s ugly mouth.
Sorry about the recap. I just realized I didn’t have much to say. It was a decent show though, there were just several filler scenes that didn’t evoke any comments from me.