We pick up with Bruno making the unfortunate choice to manhandle Jen who is drunk off her ass and losing her mind. Bruno has been Jen’s closest ally on the boat this season so I know he has the best of intentions but it is still a bad look. Jen goes ballistic and as soon as Bruno and Kyle walk away, Jen…..
wait for it….
Locks herself in the bathroom. Fortunately there are cameras in the bathroom. Really? I thought that was the only place to hide from the cameras. I guess it is her quarters, which is the size of a bathroom. It also happens to be Bruno’s quarters as well. Because no one wanted to bunk with Jen. She finally goes to bed at 2 am still in her clubbing attire. There is no way she will be up on time for work. She’s never up on time for work. Kate is already contemplating firing her before the last charter. The last charter is Tim Sykes and he’s a real douchebag that will do nothing but trade online or bitch about the lack of Internet service on a charter cruise in the Caribbean. Decisions, decisions.
Kate takes the stews to the main salon and makes it very clear to Jen that if she wants to stay on for the final charter she will keep her mouth shut, her head down and the crew mess spotless. Jen is already rolling her eyes and smack talking. I say fire her ass. It looks like she is staying. She apologizes to Baker for calling her a whore. She tells Bruno that her outburst is water under the bridge. I think that is his call.
Bri gets promoted to two stripes. That’s the only promotion of the charter this season. The guests haven’t even arrived yet and Jen is calling Kate a miserable bitch. Jen must have had one hell of a revelation after filming ended because she has somehow made up with Kate who is sticking up for her on social media for the most part. The big real time beef has between Bruno and Kate. I think Bruno’s interior skills made Kate nervous.
The first four guests arrive by jet ski. This is ridiculous already. Captain Lee has already called Tim a dickhead twice. That is Tim’s schtick, according to Tim.
Nico is getting ready dump Bri now that the charter is over,
Why is Matt using the grill for the first time on the last charter? There should have been whole grilled fish with grilled veggies on every single one! His dinner menu has me wanting to grab a plate through the TV. He knocked it out of the park. The guests loved it.
Oh shit! The guys were dropping the very heavy slide into the water when the rope got caught on Bruno’s leg! He could have lost a leg! For real. Instead he just got a nasty rope burn. Mean old Captain Lee doesn’t give a shit about Bruno’s leg. But I do. I care very deeply. It’s a really pretty leg.
The guests chose to spend all day at a beach bar on their wifi. /eyeroll
On the last night, the douches want to waste 72 bottles of champagne in a champagne fight. It’s a ridiculous display of excessive waste. Surely they are really going to use Cook’s for this and not the high end champagne they are claiming to use. Even with Cook’s it would be a thousand dollars of wasteful stupidity. This is what silly string is for.
Kate and Kyle have been bitching the entire charter because Kyle criticized the interior at the crew meeting. Kate is relying on him to help with the circus party though.
I am shocked that this episode is over. I’m excited that there is one more, and there is also a reunion this season. So um, YAY!
I’ve really enjoyed this season. Have you?