I am excited about this episode for many reasons. One of the reasons is that it is the ridiculous White Party episode. Production was trying for some sort of gay theme at the beginning with this White Party and then the upcoming gay California trip (that did not go well). I have a feeling this episode is going to be so bad, it’s good.
Gregg is back from the hospital. The doctors didn’t find any blockage in his arteries. Looks like they might see another cardiologists for more tests at some point.
I always love watching Sheree film at the Chateau. Production has to work hard to make it seem like a house as everyone huddles in the kitchen. Jack Daniels arrive and the go sit out on that shaky balcony on some rented furniture. I’m gonna fast forward through Sheree’s lies.
There are several scenes that we are flipping back and forth between. Basically, Porsha and her sister Lauren make up from their big fight.
Nene and Mynique get together to talk about her Girls and Gays party. Nene says Mynique is a long time friend who is like a sister. So why does she call her Monique? She should probably at least learn her name. Brandon is a new gay friend of Nenes. Brandon is an odd duck. He is a Nene superfan and basically flies to all of her events. His Instagram is all about Nene and what a rich person he is. He’s a fraud. That makes him perfect for the role of Nene’s GBF. Great casting job. Now he is a party planner. It speaks volumes that Nene Leakes had to find a gay guy to be her friend and could not find one in all of Atlanta. I am suddenly losing hope that this party is going to be so bad it is good. I think it is just going to be bad. Why do reality show pick the worst gay men in the world to be on these shows? You have to try REALLY hard to find these fools. You could stand on Peachtree Street at lunch time and throw a shoe and I guarantee you, you would hit a really nice gay man. Just make sure it is a high quality shoe, and you’ll probably be friends for life. Nene’s new friends try to convince her to invite Porsha to the party but she is not having it. To recap, Nene is having a Girls and Gays party where they had to cast to get her a girlfriend and a gay man.
Kenya and Sheree do another ad for a cycling class. What the heck is going on with this sudden friendship? Kenya invites Sheree to be on her PSA for domestic violence. Where the hell is this PSA going to play? None of this makes sense.
Thank God for Kandi. She is the only one with a real scene so far tonight. She is getting ready to shoot her Essence cover. She could not be more excited. I’m happy for her. Todd is there to support her.
In Atlanta, they are back to the script. I must say they did a great job casting Will for this season. I wonder if she hand-picked him. Since filming ended he disappeared from Atlanta. Funny how that happens. They are on their second date at an ice cream shop.
Oh Lookie there. They are talking about Tamara Tattles right there at the :37 minute mark. And there is my Logo. YAY ME! Cynthia does seem very giddy and nervous about Will. But Mama Joyce’s streets say it is not a real dating situation. It appears that Lake Bailey will be date number three.
Now on to the catfights. And where there are catfights on RHOA, there is Marlo. Marlo has flip-flopped back to Nene’s side and away from Team Kenya.
Sheree goes to Kim’s house to pick her up for Nene’s white party. Kim was not invited, but Sheree is taking Kim as her gay. Because Kim went through that whole gay phase. Kim pretends like she doesn’t know Kenya’s name. Her whole storyline was supposed to be needling Kenya for not having a man. So when Kenya eloped, Kim was furious and struggled all season for storyline. Kim says she heard that Kenya married a fan of the show. Kim needs to get her hearing checked because Marc is so the opposite of a fan of RHOA. He loves Kenya in spite of the show that he wants absolutely no part of. Kim is so messy spreading this nonsense.
Dear God. Where did they find the extras to be the party goers for this event. This is so embarrassing to the black gay community of Atlanta. This is not at all what you will find down here. Derek J has an issue with the whole girls and gays thing. I just think it wasn’t presented properly. Plenty of people have a GBF in Atlanta. And he was Cynthia Bailey’s plus one. What’s to bitch about?
It looks like Kroy drove the ladies to the shoot and waited for them outside. It also appears that Brielle got in the car and crashed the party but was not filmed.
Kenya is NOT pleased to see Kim arrive and immediately starts texting someone. Lisa Wu arrives looking beautiful as usual. The girls are all melting sitting outside and move from the outdoor rented white couches to the indoor white couches. Or maybe production just moved the couches. Marlo congratulates Kenya on her wedding and asks when they can meet her husband. Kim says it won’t happen because it doesn’t exist. Really Kim? I thought you said she married a fan? So does he exist or not? Kim keeps repeating that he doesn’t exist while everyone is chatting with Kenya about Marc and Marlo even knows about his restaurant.
Finally Kenya says to Kim, “Why do you have such a hard on for me? Didn’t they cut it off during your reassignment surgery?” As Kenya says, why is Kim so bothered by Kenya’s happiness. Isn’t she living her dream life with her litter of offspring and the man she has completely emasculate?
Kim goes on and on and Kenya tells her to worry about her butt surgery. Worry about your kid that you pimp out for John Legend tickets. Actually now she is pimping her out to Khloe Kardashian and the rumors are that a sex tape won’t be far behind.
My DVR cuts off right before Kim jumps up off the couch. I am sure we will see all of that next week.