Imagine being Phaedra Parks these days. Your baby daddy is in prison, you got fired from your only job that actually pays money, and you have to take jobs making appearances in a gay cowboy night club in Las Vegas. What’s a girl to do?
Well, if you are Phaedra, you lie and deceive. Oh and you take a trip to Mexico for your birthday and take a MUA with you to get your ready for all the photos that MUA is going to take. Tons of photos of Phaedra all alone in Mexico, on her birthday. But that is not the saddest part.
In between her “photo shoots” where she poses alone on a beach in a full face of makeup, or where she poses alone in a hotel hallway in a full face of make up, or alone in a limo in a full face of makeup looking at empty champagne glasses for people who are not there, she starts posting Shemar Moore photos.
Last week, Shemar Moore’s new show, S.W.A.T. premiered and she posted the top photo with this caption, “The look on #bae face when you tell him tonight is your night ? @swatcbs premieres on @cbstv & @globaltv @10/9c #1 #babygirl Tune in! Set your DVR!”
I laughed out loud when I saw the post. I certainly didn’t believe Shemar Moore was her “BAE.” or that she was telling him that “tonight is your night!” It was both funny and sad. Mostly sad. Who needs this much attention? She seems to really believe her lies! That’s kind of scary. So today was even sadder when Shemar Moore was on Daily Pop! on E! and the questions about Phaedra came up.
He had to tell the truth, and he basically Mariah Careyed her with his “I don’t know her..” response.
Shemar made it clear he had not seen Phaedra since their first drunken meeting on WWHL where the two started putting on a huge public display of affection for the cameras.
Then at the reunion, Phaedra tried to give the impression that she was dating Shemar without really coming right out and saying it.
I just noticed the really crappy photoshopping in that limo pic, she’s given herself sclerosis of the spine!
On Daily Pop! Shemar had this to say.
This thing, it’s crazy to me, I just woke up, like last week and everybody’s like, ‘Phaedra, Phaedra, Phaedra,'” he said. “And look, I met Phaedra doing a nighttime talk show with Andy Cohen and Andy Cohen does this thing late at night and he likes to get you to drink. And so you’re loose and you have fun on his show.”
“So I walked in and I saw Phaedra and I know who Phaedra- I’ve heard of Phaedra and she was looking like…and so she looked at me and I kinda had this sense of like, ‘Oh, she thinks I’m the guy from The Young and the Restless‘ or ‘She thinks I’m a certain Shemar.’ And I said, ‘Well, I’m gonna introduce you to a different kind of Shemar,'” he said. “So I just decided to have a good time and she was such a good sport and we played and we flirted and we got our little kissy face on. And then that went viral and that’s the first and the last time that I’ve ever seen or met Phaedra.”
He also said that he didn’t have her number and has never contacted her in any way. When the hosts ask him if he’d like to date her, he very politely said no. When E! reached out to Phaedra she had no comment.
This is hysterical. Thanks to the person who sent this to me earlier today. I’ve been too busy putting out fires to get this up until now.