The taglines for RHOA were absent from the first episode of season ten. My understanding is that they ended up deciding to reshoot some or all of them. In fact, the reason that the first episode seemed hastily thrown together, that is because it was.
So in one of the weirdest production moves ever, they left out the tags altogether. It appears they are ready to insert them for the second episode this Sunday.
The taglines have certainly been worse than what they came up with this season. Here they are from best to worst!
Kandi “Don’t mess with the boss, ‘cause you might get fired!”
I love this one because it is a total jab at Phaedra. This will totally burn Phaedra’s biscuits.
Cynthia Bailey: “Age is just a number, but these cheekbones are timeless!”
I presume it had to be about turning 50. I love that she’s own it (and owning it, and owning it) and still talks about how great she looks.
NeNe Leakes: “Ten years in the game, and I’m still the tastiest peach in Atlanta!”
Captures Nene’s overconfidence based on nothing to a tee.
Porsha Williams: “Friends come and go, but family is forever.”
Love that they are acknowledging that Porsha had no friends to film with so she was stuck filming with her sister. Again.
Shereé Whitfield: “Call me a bad server, because I always spill the tea!”
They should have come right out and used the word “bone collector.”
Kenya Moore: “While some were saying ‘I can’t,’ I was saying ‘I do!’ ”
I just thought they could have done better with Kenya’s.
What do you think of the new taglines? Which is you favorite and your least favorite?