The taglines for RHOA were absent from the first episode of season ten. My understanding is that they ended up deciding to reshoot some or all of them. In fact, the reason that the first episode seemed hastily thrown together, that is because it was.
So in one of the weirdest production moves ever, they left out the tags altogether. It appears they are ready to insert them for the second episode this Sunday.
The taglines have certainly been worse than what they came up with this season. Here they are from best to worst!
Kandi “Don’t mess with the boss, ‘cause you might get fired!”
I love this one because it is a total jab at Phaedra. This will totally burn Phaedra’s biscuits.
Cynthia Bailey: “Age is just a number, but these cheekbones are timeless!”
I presume it had to be about turning 50. I love that she’s own it (and owning it, and owning it) and still talks about how great she looks.
NeNe Leakes: “Ten years in the game, and I’m still the tastiest peach in Atlanta!”
Captures Nene’s overconfidence based on nothing to a tee.
Porsha Williams: “Friends come and go, but family is forever.”
Love that they are acknowledging that Porsha had no friends to film with so she was stuck filming with her sister. Again.
Shereé Whitfield: “Call me a bad server, because I always spill the tea!”
They should have come right out and used the word “bone collector.”
Kenya Moore: “While some were saying ‘I can’t,’ I was saying ‘I do!’ ”
I just thought they could have done better with Kenya’s.
What do you think of the new taglines? Which is you favorite and your least favorite?
Kenya, Nene and Kandi did that.
The tastiest peach in Atlanta?
Just no.
maybe the plumpest peach in the ATL. NeNe’s makes no sense at all.
Kenya’s was expected.
Kandi’s was uncalled for. Talk about “you”, not Phaedra and Johnny.
Porsha’s was stale.
Cynthia is always talking about her looks, what else does she have to offer.
Sheree tried to be funny but her voice sounded like she was reading off a cue card.
BRING ON RHOBH.
I like Kenya’s and Kandi’s best.
Sheree’s is pretty accurate, because when Bravo are done with her she probably will be a server. At McDonalds. And she’ll be crap at that, too.
Touché!
nameste nameste nameste..lol
naynay might be right if ratchedness is a taste…lol
I actually found all the taglines palatable. For once my eyes won’t roll to the back of my head every week HA
Kandi is a boss bitch and I love it!
Yasssss
oh I love me some kandi….don’t everybody??
i do!
Have been waiting all day for your perspective Tamara!
Agree with your order mostly, but think that Kandi’s is the only one that’s really good.
Why did they re-edit the first episode? was the original too interesting and they were trying to make it a bit more bland? because if so, major success!
Omg I️ love Kandi’s
yaaaasss hunnyyyy!!!!
I have a few of kandi’s products and I highly recommend them….lipstick vibrator (genius) and ah…… how do you say this….well, something for us both!!! it worked. she rocks..
hands down Kandi’s is the best 1
I like Kenya’s tagline.
Kandi will be my first choice
Kenya- 2nd place
Cynthia-3rd place
Porsha-4th place
Trash out Nene and Shereé’s tagline
YASSSSS !
Cynthia’s line is as shallow and trivial as she is.
Love Kandi’s!
I only like Kandi’s tag line?
Snore…zzzzzzzz….Just watched Married To Medicine and it was fabulous! Somebody please recap THAT show!
Kandi’s was the best.