I didn’t believe Wendy William’s performance this morning. I’m worried about her. I know what we saw yesterday and the usual dehydration story is not going to fly with me. It is a testament to her work ethic though that she was there putting on a brave face. You know who was having a hard time keeping it together? Norman. They only showed him for a brief moment and he looked terrified. I’ve never seen a show where Norman doesn’t say a single word. I hope whatever her situation is, that she gets the help she needs. I have a few opinions that I am going to keep to myself though.
Let’s talk about Sheree Whitfield. The first thing Wendy does is throw some shade at Sheree, about going to the final cast party as Cleopatra and arriving to be shown up by Eva Marcille who also came as Cleopatra. Come on now, that was production messing with Sheree. Sheree tries to throw some shade at Eva and says she was “grown and sexy Cleopatra” then admits “they said I was more Aladdin..”Sheree looks great today in an all black dress. There must be a huge Spanx and Spackle team behind her this morning. Wendy asks if Eva is holding a peach this season and Sheree says she doesn’t know for sure but she doesn’t think so.
During the last hiatus of Wendy Williams she was in Atlanta promoting her emoji line. For some reason she went to Lake Bailey and Chateau Sheree very late at night. She got to Chateau Sheree at 1 am to film something for her endeavors. It was never quite clear what was going on but Sheree had to be at the Chateau at 1 am pretending like she lived there. Wendy says the house is huge and talks about the gate and the curtains and the kitchen. My sources say one of the issues of filming season ten was that it is becoming increasingly difficult to pretend like Sheree lives there. Wendy points out that all of her kids are out of the nest and that it seems like a ridiculously large “bachelorette pad.” Wendy says she would be afraid living in such a huge home
with no certificate of occupancy alone. Sheree says she entertains there all the time. True. I mean who can forget that fancy gala she had with the folding table and solo cups on the front porch that one time. There was even a porta potty on the front lawn for her guests. How that didn’t make the AJC Entertainment Section, I’ll never know. Sheree is still talking about all the Thanksgivings and Christmases she is going to have in that house. When pigs fly. #Incomplete
Wendy may have some issues but her low key shade is in full effect. She moves right on to her moldy basement. Sheree says she has finally finished the basement. The last I heard she was trying to deal with the mold and was talking with a contractor about …. something ridiculous… I think it was a movie theater and a workout room. I remember seven years or so ago when it was supposed to be a bowling alley and a skating rink. She had elementary school kids back then though and now they are both in college, so times change I guess. Sheree says that he basement looks better than some of their main levels. Girl, I know you are not talking about Moore Manor. That place has top of the line everything and she didn’t have to pay full price to get it.
Wendy says the night she was there, Kim was supposed to be there too, but filming ran late and she had Kroy and all the kids with her so she went home. Again, it was one o’clock in the morning, who could blame her? Sheree says she and Kim are good this season and she had a lot of fun with her. Sheree seems very nervous. She says Kim was very loyal this season. She trusts her.
Of course there can be no interview about RHOA without talking about the queen. I do not know who they are going to talk about next season. Wendy asks about whether or not Kenya is really married, because that is a primary story line for these fools with nothing going on in their lives again. Sheree says she hasn’t seen any documentation. You know what? I’ve never seen a marriage license from anyone I know. I’ve also never asked anyone who told me they got married to show me some proof. It’s just ridiculous. Sheree says whatever is going on, she hopes she keeps on doing it because, “this bitch is so much more pleasant…I’m able to be in the same room with her…she’s just not so evil.” Sheree says she met Kenya’s husband at a party and he was nice. That was a party at OLG I think it was Todd’s birthday bash if I remember correctly. He was not filmed. Sheree said he was nice.
Wendy asks about Marlo and why she can’t get a peach. Sheree says she doesn’t know. Marlo is great and has great fashion. Oh I know. I don’t think Marlo is insurable because her prior crimes were crimes of violence. I’m pretty sure Sheree knows that too. Wendy is being very shady today.
Next Wendy moves on to Sheree’s stunt boyfriend this year who is currently incarcerated. This is the funniest story ever to me. I know how hard it is to find a man in Atlanta, but is she really unable to find anyone through central casting to play the role without resorting to scouring the prison system? Sheree is pretending like she and Tyrone are in love and he’s going to move into Chateau Sheree when he gets out. First of all, he has a lot of time left and he will be serving every hour of it because he was involved in some kind of situation before he was moved to… I think somewhere in Alabama…where the prisoners were somehow sneaking out of the prison at night. This was on the local news a while back and I still don’t understand how all of that worked. He’s a scam artist. If you recall Sheree and Nene got into a big fight over him one season when Sheree stole Nene’s gig with Tyrone. So Nene will have a lot to say about this relationship. Sheree’s shady dealings with Tyrone started about the same time as the whole Chateau Sheree scam began. It’s all very unsavory. I believe Tyrone’s “white collar crimes” were related to a religious convention sort of scam. It’s early for me and I haven’t had my coffee. HA! Wendy basically just asked Sheree if Tyrone financed Chateau Sheree with his fraudulently acquired funds. This interview is fantastic. If you don’t know what is really going on, it seems like a fairly gentle interview. But if you do know what is going on, Wendy is going in on Sheree and hitting all her nerves.
After Sheree’s bit they used a package of Wendy partnering with the American Red Cross to install smoke alarms. This gave Wendy a little break. Because Wendy does a full twenty minutes of hot topics at the beginning of her show, the last 20 minutes are mostly commercials. In fact, I generally only watch the first twenty minutes and then fast forward through to Ask Wendy. They gave Wendy a shorter amount of live time today than usual to ease her back in to the show.
I am dying to know what you all think about today’s show. Did you watch? It was certainly worth me rolling out of bed before noon to cover today.