In lieu of other options, how about I purple pen this Bravo press release?
NEW YORK – October 30, 2017 – Bravo Media serves up a double with a twist in the season six premiere of “Vanderpump Rules,” immediately followed by the series premiere of the new docuseries “RelationShep,” on Monday, December 4 at 9pm & 10pm ET/PT respectively.
a television series that follows a particular person or group of people and their involvement in real events and situations over a period of time.
Shouldn’t it be illegal, under say false advertising laws to present this shit show as anything other than mostly scripted and highly manipulated TV? Is this really a good time to air a show about a guy getting drunk and having sex with multiple women for the sake of public “entertainment?”
This season on “Vanderpump Rules,” Lisa forges ahead with her plan to add another restaurant to her growing empire but when her new partners, Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz, show their inexperience, the veteran restaurateur butts heads with them every step of the way.Someone remind me to say “I told you so” when it finally becomes public information that LVP is not a financially solvent as she’d trying to appear.
Newly single and nearly divorced, Scheana finds herself at the center of the SUR gossip when rumors about her new relationship begin to swirl. Spoiler alert, she got dumped.
Ariana and Tom face one of the biggest fights of their relationship, as Tom’s loyal dedication to his friends makes Ariana feel like an afterthought. So just like last season, then. Got it.
When Lala convinces Lisa to give her one last chance at SUR, the former outcast finds herself in an unlikely new role of peacekeeper, which complicates her friendship with James as he deals with a shocking rumor about his sex-life. Lala was never going anywhere, she’s the it girl in the upcoming season. Sorry, Stassi.
Stassi tries to salvage her four-year relationship with Patrick, while Kristen devotes her energy to breaking up Jax and Brittany rather than focusing on her own relationship. Spoiler alert, Stassi got dumped. AGAIN. Love that Kristen is going to be a crazy bitch again.
Meanwhile, Jax finds himself faced with a shocking accusation that could risk losing the best relationship he’s ever had. Brittany wonders whether or not to stand by her man and the SUR gang is torn down the middle as they must decide where their loyalties lie. Every other week a new rumor about these two has emerged. They broke up! They are engaged! Lather, rinse, repeat. The are still doing events together and getting their checks either way.
In addition, on Monday, November 27 at 10pm ET/PT don’t miss the opportunity to reminisce on seasons past with “Vanderpump Rules How They Got Here” a half-hour featuring the most memorable moments from five seasons of drama, hijinks and friendships, go back to where it all began to relive the memories that had everyone speechless. I’ll pass.
In the new series “RelationShep,” Shep Rose has reached that sobering moment in every man’s life where his own biological clock starts ticking. At 37, he is cutting it close with his goal of being married with two kids by 40. That has NEVER been his goal. I think you might have misheard something like two keys and a 40 ounce.
However, he has yet to find a worthy companion that checks all of his boxes. Are we not going to explore his worthiness as a companion? What are his attributes again? Stassi is back on the market… this could work.
His search for the worldly, intellectual, outdoorsy, can-throw-a-beer-back, artistic, free-spirited, lingerie model-with-an astrophysicist-brain type of woman has come up empty in the bars of Charleston. Determined to meet his match, Shep is taking his search on the road and going on blind dates set up by his friends. And by friends, you mean production will introduce him to women select via open casting call.
He will scour the country stopping in Los Angeles, Dallas, Austin and New York City to meet eligible women and, hopefully, fall in love. A few lucky ladies will travel back to Charleston to meet his “Southern Charm” family to see who can handle his unconventional life and keep him in a committed relation-Shep. ROFLMAO, at “lucky ladies.” Why on earth would anyone be lucky to chug beer and have mediocre drunk sex afterward and have it all documented for their family to see? The girls are going to have so much regret.
So are y’all excited about Vanderpump Rules? I am a little bit. I’ll probably watch an episode or two of RelationShep but I imagine it’s a half hour show and for whatever reason I never watch them. Will you?