In lieu of other options, how about I purple pen this Bravo press release?
NEW YORK – October 30, 2017 – Bravo Media serves up a double with a twist in the season six premiere of “Vanderpump Rules,” immediately followed by the series premiere of the new docuseries “RelationShep,” on Monday, December 4 at 9pm & 10pm ET/PT respectively.
doc·u·se·ries, noun
ˈdäkyo͞oˌsirēz/
a television series that follows a particular person or group of people and their involvement in real events and situations over a period of time.
Shouldn’t it be illegal, under say false advertising laws to present this shit show as anything other than mostly scripted and highly manipulated TV? Is this really a good time to air a show about a guy getting drunk and having sex with multiple women for the sake of public “entertainment?”
This season on “Vanderpump Rules,” Lisa forges ahead with her plan to add another restaurant to her growing empire but when her new partners, Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz, show their inexperience, the veteran restaurateur butts heads with them every step of the way.Someone remind me to say “I told you so” when it finally becomes public information that LVP is not a financially solvent as she’d trying to appear.
Newly single and nearly divorced, Scheana finds herself at the center of the SUR gossip when rumors about her new relationship begin to swirl. Spoiler alert, she got dumped.
Ariana and Tom face one of the biggest fights of their relationship, as Tom’s loyal dedication to his friends makes Ariana feel like an afterthought. So just like last season, then. Got it.
When Lala convinces Lisa to give her one last chance at SUR, the former outcast finds herself in an unlikely new role of peacekeeper, which complicates her friendship with James as he deals with a shocking rumor about his sex-life. Lala was never going anywhere, she’s the it girl in the upcoming season. Sorry, Stassi.
Stassi tries to salvage her four-year relationship with Patrick, while Kristen devotes her energy to breaking up Jax and Brittany rather than focusing on her own relationship. Spoiler alert, Stassi got dumped. AGAIN. Love that Kristen is going to be a crazy bitch again.
Meanwhile, Jax finds himself faced with a shocking accusation that could risk losing the best relationship he’s ever had. Brittany wonders whether or not to stand by her man and the SUR gang is torn down the middle as they must decide where their loyalties lie. Every other week a new rumor about these two has emerged. They broke up! They are engaged! Lather, rinse, repeat. The are still doing events together and getting their checks either way.
In addition, on Monday, November 27 at 10pm ET/PT don’t miss the opportunity to reminisce on seasons past with “Vanderpump Rules How They Got Here” a half-hour featuring the most memorable moments from five seasons of drama, hijinks and friendships, go back to where it all began to relive the memories that had everyone speechless. I’ll pass.
In the new series “RelationShep,” Shep Rose has reached that sobering moment in every man’s life where his own biological clock starts ticking. At 37, he is cutting it close with his goal of being married with two kids by 40. That has NEVER been his goal. I think you might have misheard something like two keys and a 40 ounce.
However, he has yet to find a worthy companion that checks all of his boxes. Are we not going to explore his worthiness as a companion? What are his attributes again? Stassi is back on the market… this could work.
His search for the worldly, intellectual, outdoorsy, can-throw-a-beer-back, artistic, free-spirited, lingerie model-with-an astrophysicist-brain type of woman has come up empty in the bars of Charleston. Determined to meet his match, Shep is taking his search on the road and going on blind dates set up by his friends. And by friends, you mean production will introduce him to women select via open casting call.
He will scour the country stopping in Los Angeles, Dallas, Austin and New York City to meet eligible women and, hopefully, fall in love. A few lucky ladies will travel back to Charleston to meet his “Southern Charm” family to see who can handle his unconventional life and keep him in a committed relation-Shep. ROFLMAO, at “lucky ladies.” Why on earth would anyone be lucky to chug beer and have mediocre drunk sex afterward and have it all documented for their family to see? The girls are going to have so much regret.
So are y’all excited about Vanderpump Rules? I am a little bit. I’ll probably watch an episode or two of RelationShep but I imagine it’s a half hour show and for whatever reason I never watch them. Will you?
That jacked up Jax Warhol inspired pic makes me laugh every time I see it.
“doc·u·se·ries, noun
ˈdäkyo͞oˌsirēz/
a television series that follows a particular person or group of people and their involvement in real events and situations over a period of time”
For truth in advertising, I cannot think of a better description than a modern day version of circus freaks and human oddities.
Vanderpump rules I s my guilty pleasure and I’ll give RelationShep a couple episodes. I think it’s going to be a train wreck but I’ve been wrong before.
I love Vanderpump Rules so I’m excited it’s coming back. I don’t think it ever looks like Jax even likes Brittany. I know I’m in the minority when I say they have no chemistry and if they did break up I’m glad.
Is crazy Kristen not back this season?!
Vanderpump is a sorta guilty pleasure. I watch it in my bedroom alone with the curtains drawn. Lol. Sometimes I think I’m getting a bit old for these shows at 53, but then I’ll watch a Teen Mom marathon, fascinated by Farrah’s antics. I’ll probably read the Shep re-caps but doubt I’ll watch. I think he’s boring.
You’re not alone, I’m 52 and I watch them all as well. I live alone (well with my cat) and I watch all these silly shows, then I start talking to the t.v, yelling at them oh I have a ball with the teen moms, all the money these girls still get when they aren’t even teens anymore, I don’t know why the keep it going, it should have stopped when they were out of their teens, had jobs and hopefully on their way to becoming adults, but nope they get to do the shows, get money for their houses, cars, and all their tattoo’s, it totally drives me crazy. lol I have a question about pump rules, I was wondering whether anyone can tell me if these guys actually work at the restaurant, like if we went into the place would they be there serving people, making drinks or is that just on camera that they actually do any work, when the camera stops do they still wait tables? I am tempted to call the restaurant and ask for one of them and see if they are there and maybe they take the call, lol what do you guys think? hope someone can answer this for me, before I start looking up phone numbers just to satisfy my curiousity. lol
I have never found anything attractive about Shep and after last season he is just a drunk loser who is also an asshole. I don’t see the show being interesting. I catch VPR on your recaps then a few if re runs play. I like it once i a while.