This pairing of Kelly Dodd and Leanne Locken is kind of awesome. I am kind of not liking the fact that Kelly is friends with Leanne but I love the fact that Andy actually agrees with me that Kelly was funny as hell in Iceland. Even Andy Cohen is right every once in a while. Oh, I guess it was Kelly that said that guys from Iceland have big wieners. That makes more sense.
Next up is a montage about Leanne’s bizarre behavior talking about her hands. Leanne says she doesn’t remember any of that, she was on lots of drugs. As Andy pointed out, Leanne didn’t seem sedated at all. She was clearly agitated.
So they play a game where each guest has to say how they would react to situations from the other guest’s show. Sidenote: WHY IS LEANNE FIRST CHAIR? And one of Kelly’s questions was what would you do if one of your cast mates told you that your boob doctor had killed someone on the operating table. Kelly says, “That is what Vicki said about Terry Dubrow.” Wow, really? Even Andy is shocked by that comment. Kelly had another question about how she would handle a castmate who did not want her in the house or around her kids. Kelly said that happened to her with Heather. “Bye, bitch.” She is really coming for the Dubrows tonight.
I’m not a shoe person at all but I love Kelly’s shoes tonight.
The show a clip of the finale of RHOD where Brandi goes off on Leanne big time. Kelly asks her why she didn’t choke her out. Oh Kelly, don’t encourage the crazy, Leanne says she was really hurt at the way Brandi flipped on her this season. Leanne makes a reference to the reunion and says she was just sad.
Amy Phillips did clips of both of them. Kinda funny.
A caller asks how Leanne felt about Stephanie mocking her flesh eating bacteria. I’m sorry just typing that cracked me the fuck up. She says that watching the episodes and seeing Stephanie trash her all season in confessionals while smiling in her face was upsetting.
Next week, things get really weird on RHOOC when drunk Tamra confronts Vicki for choosing Brooks over her, and Shannon can’t take Vicki and Tamra being friends again.
Kelly talks about her divorce and says that she and Michael get along great these days but basically, it just isn’t a marriage, it’s a friendship. Um, noe. That does not explain why the cops were called to the house eleventy billion times. She says they have sold the house that “I built myself.”
Leann says that she wants the wedding to be at the end of summer, but in Texas, the end of summer is more like fall. Preach girl. I ran my A/C today. Maybe for the last time?
Leanne is going to multiple therapists. She doesn’t seem to realize that she made the dick sucking comments way before Cary made the small penis comments. Leanne still claims she doesn’t remember saying it. That makes absolutely no sense. Didn’t we see a clip of Leanne admitting to Mark that she said it on the previews for next week.
Someone calls in and asks Kelly about an interview Meghan gave today where she called Kelly “too mean and nasty for the show.” Kelly says, “Well, she is too boring for the show.” Andy just giggles behind his cue cards. There is going to be a total regutting of the show for the next season and I think, Lydia, Peggy and Meghan are all going to be cut. So Kelly is absolutely correct.
Kelly is nervous about he OC reunion coming up Andy says he’s not sure he is up for it either.