I don’t pay much attention to Real Housewives of Dallas now that Becky J does the awesome recaps, so I probably won’t have many insightful comments about this episode, but I figured you guys might want to discuss it, so here goes.
Kameron has purchased her first ever jumpsuit just to please Andy. Leeanne is in the audience because she will be filming tonight’s episode with Kelly Dodd. That is quite the pairing.
Sidenote: Kameron’s pink dogfood is a thing and people have been emailing me about the reviews on Amazon. First of all, I would never by dogfood before I read the ingredients list, and it is not shown. But the most important part of the reviews is that her husband is online arguing with the people who leave the bad reviews. You can check that insanity out here. I was going to do a post on it but I basically would have just said, “OMG check this out!” So now I am saying it here.
Both ladies think that Stephanie is Brandi’s cheerleader. On tonight’s episode Kameron and Brandi have a sit down conversation about why they can’t be friends. Brandi tells Kameron she has a stick up her ass.
Kameron denies having any new work done to her face. I’m not familiar enough with her face to notice.
The ladies both lie and say they have no regrets about joining the show.
I am so distracted by Andy’s messy hair. It’s the new Andy’s crooked tie.
D’Andra answers the question about Mark getting his dick sucked at the Round Up by saying something like “It’s not my business where Mark gets his dick sucked.” Rather than just saying she has no idea or that she doesn’t believe it. They have all been through their first reunion and survived it.
I am remarkably good at the Sex Toy or Dog Toy game.
Kameron’s husband is “5’9″ and she is six feet tall. By the way all guys who are 5’7″ say they are 5’9”.
Regarding the rumors about Cary and Mark having an affair during his previous marriage, neither one of them care if it is true or not.
That’s all I got out of this episode. Sorry for the sucky recap.