I keep forgetting to check to see who is on WWHL so I missed this one from last Wednesday. Actually, I vaguely remember not wanting another half an hour with Siggy on Wednesday night and deciding to do it on Thursday morning and then I got busy with a lot of errands in THE WORLD and forgot all about it. I suppose there is no time like the present.
I love Valerie Bertinelli. She has a new cookbook out. I wonder what kind of cookbook it is. When Andy accidentally calls Siggy, Soggy, Valerie interrupts Andy and says, “That’s hurtful.” Valerie says she would never survive on RHONJ. Now Siggy loves Valerie too.
Siggy wears a jumpsuit so of course Andy has her stand up and twirl. Siggy is all too happy to be the center of attention. No matter who it is that is gawking. Dolores and Siggy’s husband are in the audience.
Now for the cake drama. Siggy agrees that she overreacted to the cake situation. She said she was over it as soon as it happened. No really she said that. She said that she just was hurt that no one apologized to her for destroying the gift that someone spent three hours making that she paid for. I really feel like Siggy knows the cake maker and that is what her real issue was. She got her friends cake on TV and before anyone could admire it, they destroyed it.
Siggy admits she’s never met Joan Rivers. She was just going tit for tat with Margaret.
A ratchet game about gay masturbation doesn’t go over well with Valerie Bertinelli as she didn’t understand any of the circuit party terminology.
Siggy says that Jacqueline is doing amazing she and Dolores are going out for lunch with her next week. I bet Jac doesn’t pick up the bill. Andy says to send Jac his regards. Is that shade? Of course it is.
A caller asks what she thinks about the girls calling Dolores her follower. Siggy says it’s a joke. Dolores beats to her own drummer. If anything she follows her if anything and she would be proud to kiss her ass. Sigh.
Valerie says she and Mackenzie Phillips are in contact all the time.
A caller asks Siggy if watching the show back she thinks that her dramatic entrance into NY Prime was a bit too much or embarrassing. She said no. She said all of the people there were her friends who she was so excited to see. Production was three hours late and they had been waiting there forever. That makes sense to me. She says she is over the top, loud and annoying and she is gong there again this week and will enter the same way.
Valerie is very close with all of her Hot In Cleveland co-stars.
Siggy defends her friendship with Kim D. She basically says she is loyal to her friends and they don’t change from season to season like Teresa, Melissa, and Danielle’s do.
Siggy is asked to describe Margaret in three words, she chooses “crass, heartless and eccentric.”