I have been putting this off all day today, and now I am finally taking a look at my recording and discover the first five minutes of the show are missing. I hope they spent that time talking about Reza’s weird jacket and the fact he has shaved his mustache again. He looks ridiculous. OMG they just panned out and he is wearing shorts and wear knee socks and sneakers. Did he lose a bet? What possessed him to dress this way? If you saw the show, please fill us in.
My recording starts with Mike talking about how hurt he was that Asa finds him a negative energy in her life. He seems to be genuinely sad that they no longer have a relationship. But really, Mike and Asa were never very close.
Reza admits he is still stalling on the whole baby plan. I assume he will quit stalling as soon as filming for season seven begins. 
Mike was hurt that Reza didn’t tell Mike about the email.
Reza and Mike like Shalom and hope the relationship lasts. It is an entirely fake relationship. I do not understand how people go on WWHL and keep their stories straight. Reza says that MJ is “super ready” to have a baby. I feel like these people live in an alternate universe.
Mike says his dating life has been very busy. Reza says Mike’s type is fake tits, fake eyelashes, and black hair down to her ass crack. Andy has to weigh in on his position on boobs. Basically he doesn’t like the bolt on look and prefers more natural boobs. Mike enjoys a bolt on. Freud would have a lot to say about Andy’s boob fixation. I’m just saying. Mike insists that he needs a good personality and someone intellectually stimulating.
The conversation turns to Shervin who Reza immediately calls the biggest con artist on Shahs of Sunset. He says that Shervin tried to hook up with GG’s sister but he could not get it up because he had either had too much to drink, or as Reza seemed to imply had done some sort of drug. Reza says that Shervin is the fakest human being on the planet. This causes Mike to literally fall out on the floor.
Reza says that his marriage with Adam is great. Adam is learning Farsi and converting to Judaism. Oh Adam, no.
The Jackhole was the number of times Reza says the word bitch. Andy suggests he get a new catchphrase. Reza indicates that will never happen.
I’m glad I missed the first five minutes.
Reza is in a Versace jacket, I believe he said, which both he and Andy praised to heaven. . The socks and shoes were Gucci of which he was immensely proud, though they didn’t match, of course, and he looked absurd. The big focus was Reza’s “amazing ” weight loss,; he described his diet later.
The episode was a total waste of a show, and time.
The preview of the reunion looked like Asa came ready to attack, MJ, most of all, from what we saw.
I don’t know how Andy keeps a straight face as he mocks the heck out of these mindless mopes. It was truly embarrassing and sad, to me-mid thirties and pretty much brain- dead. Andy actually asked if Reza would act in the play again, given the opportunity. Any guesses what Reza said?
Time to wind this show up and send it to the archives.
As they summarized each person’s state in life, it was pitiful. They actually mentioned that GG’s actions of the year were probably driven by a desire to have a storyline. AS they described the year, they said she become engaged( they actually said, perhaps for the show) , married (perhaps for the show), divorced, and now back together ( perhaps so she could wear her ring for the reunion) , it summed up the one and only purpose this show exists- to allow this group of mindless, selfish, spoiled , lazy brats to share their wisdom with the world at large while avoiding adulthood and life.
I am not surprised Asa came to the reunion with both guns blazing. I have a child who was born out of wedlock, and if you called my kid a b*****d……. well, them’s fighting words.
Was Andy fake praising the jacket or serious? Was there any explanation for the shorts?
Andy commented that he couldn’t take his eyes off the shiny jacket. I felt like it was low key shade.
Andy was gushing all over Reza’s outfit! For some reason Rwza has become one of Andys favorite guests. Reza used to really annoy AC.
I kinda think Andy was shocked by the outfit from My perspective. I think he thought it was too much. Which it was.
I thought it was all shade. It looked absurd and the jacket had some sparkly quality so that each moment he moved it sparkled again- like Reza was a 16 year old girl. Stupid looking.
No mention of the shorts. Andy has appeared to me to be a bit more conservative in his mixtures of ties and shirts lately, I thought it was completely shade.
I don’t understand how there was no mention of the shorts. It boggles my mind.
Reza is a self admitted label whore, so no matter how ridiculous something looks, if it has a label…he is all in.
Andy’s Jackhole should be HIMSELF and BRAVO for not firing Nene Leakes for saying that she hoped that a female audience member would be raped by her Uber driver!
Reza is the male version of Edina Monsoon from AbFab.
OMG YES!!!!
Yes!!!!!!!
Oh HELL YES!!!!!
Reza never identified as being Jewish. He is now identifying as Jewish as its kinda more trendy then being identified as Muslim. His Jewish side never wanted him, but it’s easier being a Jew in this world than a Muslim. Cannot stand how fake Reza is. He’s a piece of gum stuck on my shoes.
If Reza’s mother was a Jew, he’s a Jew. He’s often joined Mike’s family for religious celebrations. It has nothing to do with being on trend. He’s not half Jew and half Muslim. He’s Jewish.