I have been putting this off all day today, and now I am finally taking a look at my recording and discover the first five minutes of the show are missing. I hope they spent that time talking about Reza’s weird jacket and the fact he has shaved his mustache again. He looks ridiculous. OMG they just panned out and he is wearing shorts and wear knee socks and sneakers. Did he lose a bet? What possessed him to dress this way? If you saw the show, please fill us in.
My recording starts with Mike talking about how hurt he was that Asa finds him a negative energy in her life. He seems to be genuinely sad that they no longer have a relationship. But really, Mike and Asa were never very close.
Reza admits he is still stalling on the whole baby plan. I assume he will quit stalling as soon as filming for season seven begins.
Mike was hurt that Reza didn’t tell Mike about the email.
Reza and Mike like Shalom and hope the relationship lasts. It is an entirely fake relationship. I do not understand how people go on WWHL and keep their stories straight. Reza says that MJ is “super ready” to have a baby. I feel like these people live in an alternate universe.
Mike says his dating life has been very busy. Reza says Mike’s type is fake tits, fake eyelashes, and black hair down to her ass crack. Andy has to weigh in on his position on boobs. Basically he doesn’t like the bolt on look and prefers more natural boobs. Mike enjoys a bolt on. Freud would have a lot to say about Andy’s boob fixation. I’m just saying. Mike insists that he needs a good personality and someone intellectually stimulating.
The conversation turns to Shervin who Reza immediately calls the biggest con artist on Shahs of Sunset. He says that Shervin tried to hook up with GG’s sister but he could not get it up because he had either had too much to drink, or as Reza seemed to imply had done some sort of drug. Reza says that Shervin is the fakest human being on the planet. This causes Mike to literally fall out on the floor.
Reza says that his marriage with Adam is great. Adam is learning Farsi and converting to Judaism. Oh Adam, no.
The Jackhole was the number of times Reza says the word bitch. Andy suggests he get a new catchphrase. Reza indicates that will never happen.
I’m glad I missed the first five minutes.