I haven’t been able to record Teen Mom 2 lately due to scheduling problems. I thought I would do a quick recap to catch up. The first episode I missed is finally on Demand, so I’ll hit the highlights of that before recapping the second one that did record.
Leah has is in Greenville, SC. I think I might like to move there. It’s a really cool town. I used to go there on the weekends sometimes when I lived i Greenwood. Leah has decided to do another motivational speech. It’s really terrible. AGAIN. I wonder how much they had to pay these people to come. They seem miserable. Leah thinks it went great. Because, Leah.
I swear the only time Leah’s kids eat is when they are in the car, and it is always crap. Olive Garden is sponsoring Jenelle’s wedding and possibly Chelsea’s reception. It’s not much of a step up, but a bowl of spaghetti would be better than all the hot dogs and Cheetos, and beef jerky. Especially for the kid with health issues.
Corey takes his girls fishing. I notice we haven’t seen Jeremy’s girl the past two episodes. I wonder what is going on there? These two girls are fighting a lot. Allie was not into the fishing trip at all but the other one was having fun. At the drop off Corey tells Lean that Aleeah needs some counseling regarding her aggression toward her twin sister. Wow, Aleeah thinks she caused Ali’s MD by squishing her up in the womb.
Kailyn is mad that Javi and Jo are not coming to her graduation. Then she says she doesn’t want them there. Baby Daddy #3 is not coming either. Neither is her mother. I just realized that the chick who went to graduation with her is Becky, her girlfriend. She was on the first episode of Marriage Boot Camp last night. It’s odd seeing her in the audience with the boys hanging all over her.
A very pregnant Kailyn is taking the boys to St. Thomas. This seems like a ridiculous idea. Javi has told Kail that he will drop the child support case if shows him proof she has dropped the protective order. She has not done that, so they still have a hearing set the week she is jetting off to St. Thomas. Javi had no idea she was taking the boys until he dropped off Lincoln. Kail says she will go to the courthouse the next day and get the paperwork regarding the PFA. Kail says that she got the info on the PFA and sent a photo in an email to Javi, but he says that is not dropping anything until they talk. Javi says he will drop it the next day, the same day they go on vacation.
Briana is coming home from the hospital with Stella. She says that Stella is fine but she has a really miserable cry. Nova is NOT happy to be a big sister. Luis is staying with the Nova and the baby for a few days. I do not expect that to go well. Briana’s mom is such a meddler when it comes to Luis. Then she calls him a loser and a douchebag. If Luis is not going to contribute, why was he so against adoption? Maybe it is just editing, but Luis seems to be trying. He also seems depressed. Briana’s mother and sister are NOT HELPING things. Nova is always in the room even when Briana is reading her mean texts to Luis.
We get the pleasure of Stella shitting all over Briana. Luis has excuses for not coming over to the house. Briana is mad that Luis would not let her put Stella up for adoption. After leaving on the second night, Luis never came back. A day or so later, Briana noticed that Stella’s hands and feet were blue and she wasn’t breathing normally. Stella was taken to the hospital.
Things are still perfect in South Dakota. Chelsea is planning her public reception to celebrate her wedding. She’s decided to do a smaller one in her hometown. They are pitching a big tent in a park and renting a dance floor. Chelsea talks to her lawyer about Aubree’s visitation. She also wants to hyphenate her last name to include Cole’s last name. She is worried about Aubree’s visitation due to the drug situation.
All we ever see David doing is working in the yard getting ready for the wedding. Jenelle just sits there drinking her Starbucks. Olive Garden is going to cater the wedding with chicken alfredo and breadsticks.
Barbara is sad that she doesn’t have a relationship with Jenelle anymore. I get it, Barb but it’s probably best that way. Jenelle is just inviting 120 of her closest friends to the wedding. Was there an open casting call for friends? Is this the first time that Jenelle makes it down the aisle? I just realized she is dress shopping in NYC.
Jenelle and David are fighting and will not let producers in the house. David is threatening to call the police on production. The next day production returns and everyone acts like nothing happened. David gets pissed when production asks about the fight and takes off.
Barbara calls Jenelle screaming at her about booking Jace’s birthday party. Barbara says she will just book a separate one. Barbara tells Jenelle that the therapist wants he to have sessions with Jace but without David. Jace has a lot of anxiety now. Ya think? I had anxiety watching Barbara and Jenelle screaming at each other. Someone needs to be the adult.
Jenelle decides not to hire a professional photographer for her photos. What photos? Some picture of her in daisy dukes hanging off a wooden save the date sign. Instead, she has a producer shoot the photos while Doughnut is having a major meltdown screaming, “Feed me!” It is heart breaking and I don’t know how the producers deal with this sort of thing. I’d have already picked him up, rules be damned. David just keeps screaming at Kaiser and the two lovebirds make out in between talking about how annoying Kaiser is being. Jace plays quietly alone. These two need to lose custody of all their children. They are horrible parents.